Life is full of challenges. Sure there are the main ones like not starving to death, and making sure that you pay your taxes, but there are also smaller challenges that make life especially difficult. These are things like your dog deciding to chew through your most treasured possessions, or getting a live hawk stuck in the grill of your car!
Well, with this idea in mind, here are 16+ tortured people who just need one good day!
“Probably the most expensive treat he’s ever gotten.”
Yeah I don’t think that you’re going to be able to salvage them! Look at his little face though, at least he feels bad!
“Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey.”
The year of the monkey is still an incredibly cool year to be born! I was born in the year of the boar… now, that sucks.
“Soon to be a top 5 jump scare in this guys life.”
Look, I know that if you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go, but he’s literally standing right next to an open house!
No Mercy!
Traffic wardens are definitely not known for their understanding nature or general sense of compassion!
“Dropped the trash. Hallelujah…”
Mmmmm, you can really smell this scene just by looking at it! It’ll take a long while to get the smell of bin juice out of that carpet!
“This guy in Italy wearing a 1m radial disc to avoid contact with people.”
Sure that seems like an interesting approach to avoiding people at this chaotic time; however, didn’t they recommend that you stay 2 metres away from people in the street?
“My mates neighbour has to take the bus to work today.”
I don’t think that this is going to buff out! Although, you never know what you can accomplish with a plunger and some boiling water.
“I had to cut down a tree in my yard and now I feel bad.”
This squirrel can’t catch a break at the moment. First, it’s partner left it, then it comes home to find it has been evicted!
“Held my breath as I passed this door.”
I do not miss the days of studying for exams, sat in a room cramming information and mainlining Red Bull right into my body.
“A portion of a building didn’t come down during a scheduled demolition this morning. I give you the new leaning tower of Dallas.”
Well, the leaning tower of Pisa became a massive tourist attraction, so there’s no reason why this can’t be too!
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“Tennis racket head broke, now it looks like an award for masturbation.”
I don’t know what you would have to do to win an award for that sort of thing, and I don’t want to know.
“No matter how bad your day was I can assure you that Peanut’s was worse.”
How many drugs has Peanut been doing today? I truly incredible amount I would imagine!
“He’s ok and flew away right after but now I have a huge hole in my grill.”
That bird is looking at the person taking the picture as if they’re saying, “Dude, help me out, don’t just stand their taking pictures!
“Tried to save money by having my roommate cut my hair. She forgot that she took the guard off.”
Home haircutting is one of the most dangerous things that you can do, shortly followed by home dentistry!
Don’t Spill The Nesquik!
Why did this person even have an open container of Nesquik so close to a laptop in the first place? You brought this on yourself son!
“Just six hungry people waiting on a casserole at 8:00pm.”
Time to get on the phone for a pizza! Although, based on the current state of affairs, I don’t know if they’d even deliver?
“Close call packing my lunch for work this morning.”
But, is the good day the one where they pick the alcohol or the coke? I’m gonna go with the alcohol!
“No wait I don’t think I will.”
Panda Express really needs to keep a closer eye on the fortune cookies it hands out. I got one once that read, “Dancing is just walking to music.” I mean, what the hell is that?
“Finally went and got a new pair of shoes. Decided on a classic white pair of Reebok’s I found on sale at TJ Maxx. Only tried one on in the store.”
I mean, it could be worse! Although it is pretty obvious!
“Not the hero I deserved, but the hero I needed.”
Remember though, with great power, comes great responsibility! I know that it is tempting, but other people need that paper too!
“My mom ordered 30 postcards from a local artist, but her cat was playing on the keyboard while ordering. This is how all 30 showed up.”
You’d just have to try and make out that they stand for something, like, “Don’t Forget Destructive Feline Delinquents”… or something less cat related.
“I have lost one piece of this 2000 pieces puzzle.”
I don’t think that I would ever be able to take that apart until I found the final piece, even if it took years!
“Friend went to the Apple store today because he broke his iphone XS. He chooses to buy the 11 pro which he then dropped when opening the box.”
Apparently, the reason why he got the new one was because, “They told him because of Corona the repair service was closed”. Coronavirus has clearly cost this man a lot!
“Wanted to bake myself a birthday cake but didn’t have the right ingredients. Decided to wing it anyways. I present to you: turd cake.”
I mean, calling it a “Turd cake” really isn’t going to help you enjoying that! They posted an update eventually writing, “Some crusty bits of the turd were enjoyed. The rest of it sunk.”
“Stepped on this thumb tac this morning. Not a very peaceful way to start the day.”
I think that above all you need to find out who is leaving thumbtacks pointy side up strewn about your apartment!
“We were Finalists at Vex Robotics State Championship and got a World invite. Worlds Championship was just canceled. Would of been my only chance to go.”
This is heartbreaking. Not being able to make it on holiday may be disappointing for some people, but this kid is loosing out on his dream.
“A friend ordered the top bracelet but received the bottom one instead.”
I don’t even understand what message that bottom bracelet is trying to convey, but I’m certain it isn’t positive.
“I had food delivered. Just ate half of a moth from this burger… felt it in my mouth, spat this out…”
Why did you spit it out? There’s a good amount of protein in that insect!
“Nevermind corona, the earth just ate my car!”
Jesus Christ, that is one hell of a sinkhole! How unlucky would you have to be to have parked in that exact spot.
“After a two week search, I finally found my remote.”
Putting a black remote on a black charging station is asking for trouble!
“Dropped a pot of powder-coating powder all over my boss’ desk.”
Look, on the one hand it wasn’t on your desk! However, on the other hand, you may not have a desk at all after this.
“So my fridge doors just fell off…”
Someone pointed out that in terms of silver linings, at least they now have a new air conditioning unit!
