The world is full of things that will blow your mind, which is basically why I still have a job. In my line of work, if there aren’t enough images to keep the people’s mouths agape, then you better find yourself a new source of income.
Luckily, the internet is chock-full of dramatic people doing extra ridiculous things in front of a camera, so no one is going to have to starve.
1. So this is probably the most insanely amazing McDonald’s hack I’ve seen, including the McFlurry chocolate chip cookie sandwich.
Honestly, is there anything better than bacon and fries? I don’t think so.
2. These socks are for the person who can’t stand to go through life without soaking up every single ounce of attention.
So basically, these socks are made for people like me. And you may think that I’d be ashamed about that, but I’m not.
3. This is how petty and extra I intend to be, even after death.
Nothing can stop a truly bitter person from projecting their anger, not even the cold kiss of death. I mean, why else would ghosts be around?
4. Apparently, Wendy’s is the place to work if you have an art degree and a passion for toiletries.
Honestly, I thought Starbucks would be the ideal location for an unemployed artist, but apparently, I was very wrong.
5. If your boat is shaped like a hot dog, then you’ve got to be a little bit insane.
But I think we all know that a little bit of insanity is a good thing.
6. I guess I know what my next tattoo is going to say.
I just have to head in there and pick out a font and maybe a body part to desecrate.
7. Can we all just agree to use a regular plate to serve food to paying customers?
Honestly, the restaurant industry is getting way out of hand. If you need to pull this crap, you must be trying to distract from your food.
8. Before iPads, this is how much weight kids were carrying on their backs to and from school.
And you’d better believe that the school bus didn’t drop us off right at our doors. They always dropped us off like two blocks away.
9. This is what happens when you try to work a regular old construction job in Texas.
Texas doesn’t do subtle. This hat is a perfect example of that.
10. There are three types of people in the world: people who wear sunscreen, people who burn, and people who look insane in public.
Apparently, SPF 30 is just too mainstream for some people.
11. Not all trash is created equal (which is also the title of my memoir).
You may not know this, but some trash is way more fabulous than the rest.
12. We may have just stumbled across the origins of the dab.
I never really knew where this trend started, nor did I really care. But after seeing this, I am forever changed.
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13. This may seem a bit ridiculous, but I bet this guy never misplaces his luggage.
Probably because no one really wants to steal a crazy guy’s luggage, but whatever the case, it works.
14. Is this a bachelorette party, or an organized crime ring?
Honestly, I would tell this woman to run for her life, because something is just not right about these women.
15. If I had to be a bug, this is the kind of insect I’d wanna bee.
Get it? A bee is an insect… It’s a pun!
Okay, if you still don’t get it, just get the heck out of the article, because you’re wasting my time.
16. This is what empty nesting looks like.
A word to the wise, if you’re planning on moving out, at least get your mom a rodent to baby. It’ll help make the transition easier.
