So here’s the thing: I love me a little weirdness. It keeps me on my toes, and never fails to surprise my progressively pessimistic heart.
However, there is a fine line between strangely beautiful and tragically terrifying. I will warn you now, these pictures toe that line right down the middle, so proceed with caution.
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1. I know it’s not going to end well, but I’m really curious to see what it’s like in there.
It’s just a really strange combination of things to advertise. I just have to know how this business endeavor came about.
2. There is no possible way that this candy floss meat stick covered in sour sugar pebbles is going to be anything other than disgusting.
Maybe I’m being too harsh…or maybe I’m not being harsh enough.
3. Who knew you had to check the roof of your car before putting it in gear?
I may be the with the minority of people who just assume someone is hitching a free ride.
4. If your pants can stand up by themselves, then you just need to grow up and let them do their own thing.
They’ve been raised and now it’s time for them to leave the nest.
5. In case you were wondering, not all kinds of attention are created equally.
There’s a good kind of attention, and then there’s this kind of attention. You should be able to draw a stark distinction between the two.
6. This is the kind of sandwich that needs a money back guarantee.
It’s as if these “sandwich artists” haven’t even seen a good ol’ fashion submarine sandwich in the flesh.
7. Now that I’ve seen this, I don’t think I ever will.
I mean, if an entire slice of bread is being used as a crouton, then we have a problem. Also, is that a Kraft Single?
8. Sure it’s more efficient, but efficiency doesn’t directly correlate to satisfaction.
Just trust me on this one. You have to take time enjoying the good things in life, because YOLO.
9. Or maybe you’ve been doing it right and everyone else has been doing it wrong.
After seeing this sign, I’m wondering the same thing about myself. Way to make me question my entire existence.
10. Now that I think about it, I’m definitely not surprised.
Tacos are great! Fish tacos are even better, so why wouldn’t fish like tacos? I like fish tacos.
You picking up what I’m putting down?
11. I’m more than fairly certain that this person won’t have friends after bringing this mess to a potluck.
Way to waste a bunch of perfectly good food by enveloping it in gelatin.
12. I can’t take another ridiculous trend. I’m getting too old for this crap.
It’s hard to not look completely insane rocking a crop top Champion sweatshirt, opaque plastic pants, and shoelaces up to my knees.
13. I don’t know who has this portrait hanging in their home, but I do know that she’s a legend.
This is the kind of artwork I would like to cover every single wall of my home.
14. I mean, ranting on Facebook is cool and all, but divorce is always an option.
If you’re unhappy in your marriage, getting hit on by another man seems like the only reasonable way to fix it.
15. Finally, something for the man (or woman) who has everything.
I put woman in brackets because I know that every single woman wouldn’t be interested in wasting their money on something like this.
16. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’ll still roll in mud.
Meaning, I don’t think any amount of glitter can make up for the fact that it’s still an ankle monitor.
If anything, I would want it to blend in.
17. You can deny it all you want, but after you smash your face into the back of a car seat at top speed, everyone will know if you actually just got out of the shower or not.
18. Unless you have a foot fetish, I don’t really see how this is an appropriate tip.
That being said, this went viral, so hopefully this person will get a good kickback out of it.
19. Sure, it’s really comfortable when you’re leaned up against a slight slope, but what about when you’re walking?
It just looks super cumbersome if you’re planning to do anything but lean against a slanted wall.
20. This is relatively unhygienic.
I mean, I don’t really want someone cutting hair directly beside someone who is grilling my food.
Let’s hope that these two will be the only ones consuming this feast.
21. If you thought that all dogs hated baths, then you were dead wrong.
Some dogs love a good soak, especially with their favorite human. It helps them shake off the stresses of the day.
22. Well, he’s probably not wrong.
Although this looks like the perfect pantsuit for Thanksgiving dinner, it’s probably been fashioned from a pair of Shaq’s old pj pants. There’s just no other explanation.
23. If you like KFC this much, then you need go see a doctor, because there is no way that much fried chicken is good for you.
I’m amused, but I’m also concerned. It’s a weird combination of feelings.
24. I never knew bugs that big even existed.
Normally, I would be cringing in fear, but for some reason, I think this guy is really cute. I guess they’ve bonded for life, so there’s no chance I can sneak in and steal him.
