It is important to read into situations a lot of the time, as people or situations can often have much more subtle meanings than just the obvious ones!
However, sometimes situations can just be hilariously obvious, as these 17+ moments that made us go “are you trying to tell me something?” attest to!
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“I am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this.”
He’s learning fast and is clearly taking after his father! I quite admire this kid’s ingenuity, however I doubt that it worked!
“That’s exactly what a box of drugs and money would say.”
“But, Dave, it says that it’s only blood and urine kept in here?”
“That’s a risk I’m willing to take, son. Hand me the crowbar… Nope, it’s just blood and urine.”
“They’ve been warned.”
I think that, what they’re secretly trying to tell you is that they are in need of medical attention for their bowel troubles.
“I bought my grandad a HUGE tub of his favourite chocolates and he emailed me this photo to tell me that he had finally finished them.”
Something tells me that your grandfather may want another box of sweets! I don’t know how I know, sometimes I can just read people’s subtle cues. It’s a gift.
“This makes me extremely dubious.”
It may as well just say in a nefarious voice, “Go on, give me your pin number. I won’t tell anyone else, I promise!”
“Suspicious quotation marks.”
I don’t think that the phrase “meat service” should ever be used really… There is something inherently creepy about it!
“My boss bought 50 chairs in an online auction. It wasn’t until we went to pick them up that we realized it was at an elementary school.”
I know that a lot of bosses can be guilty of treating their employees like children, but this is just ridiculous!
“Usually my dog likes to chill on the porch. This is the path he made this morning after he realized how cold and snowy it was.”
Looks like your dog might not be a fan of the snow. My dog is very much the same. He likes to be carried through the snow though.
“Am I supposed to chase away the geese, or do they read it and realize they are not supposed to be there?”
Either way, there should be no geese in that area, and that is a damn good thing! Geese are inherently evil things!
“What do you have to tell me goat?”
“So, what’s your story, Mr. Goat? I bet it’s really interesting!”
*Frantic yelling and screaming
“…fascinating.”
“But no warnings about leopards…?”
I mean, if you’re likely to be attacked by a leopard, then there is very little that a warning sign would say except, “RUN AWAY!”
“My 2 year old daughter asked for ‘Chicken Cereal’ took me a second to realize what she meant.”
However, now that I think of it, why isn’t there a chicken-flavored cereal? Probably because it would be disgusting… But still, they made Sour Patch Kids cereal so you never know.
“…and I’m immediately suspicious.”
So…is it actually watermelon, or is it “watermelon,” whatever that is…?
“My experience with RPGs is telling me to ask this guy if he has any rare weapons or abilities for sale.”
You know that he’ll have at least one unique piece of armor or weaponry that you can’t get anywhere else in the game!
“Don’t tell me what to do.”
I’d like to write something here about how we’re not stubborn at all, but I don’t want to now… Let’s just move on.
“My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed.”
It’s easy to forget how much our coats can miss us when we’re out at work, or when summer rolls around.
“My boss gave me a key to open this drawer, then started laughing hysterically when I tried unlocking it. I didn’t realize why until now.”
It’s good that they don’t really keep it locked as how else would the swim team get out?
“We got our cat a new scratch post. Something tells me he’s happy with it.”
Yeah, I think that you might be right. There is definitely a hint of grin about this cat’s little face!
“Even bathroom hand washes are telling me to visit a psychiatrist.”
You know that you’re in dire straights when you’re finding messages in bathroom products. Also, you know you need help when you’re making jokes this bad.
“Duck you, I won’t do what you say.”
You cannot expect a duck to not be rebellious! They’re one of nature’s most experienced rapscallions!
“Found this axe in a local store, what exactly is it trying to tell me…?”
This is clearly from the Patrick Bateman range. It works particularly effectively when listening to Huey Lewis and the News.
“Is my… Is my fortune cookie telling me to jack off?”
Wow, the guy writing these fortunes cookies needs to seriously chill out. Don’t be such a weirdo, man!
“Something tells me that you don’t…”
Someone did point out that they actually never claimed to be able to write it, only speak it! So, it might still be right…unlikely though.
“Funniest Sign I’ve Seen In A While!”
Now, that is a sign that I can immediately get on board with. It sounds incredibly cathartic!
“Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.”
I think this bird is quite clearly trying to tell you that you definitely do not have its permission to use its image!
“Our persian cat staring at our new pup.”
“I was not consulted on this decision, Sandra.”
“But, isn’t he cute, don’t you like him?”
“Just would have been nice to be consulted.”
“I’ve been caught. What do I do?”
Whatever you do, don’t lye. It is incredibly dangerous stuff and can burn your skin!
“Parents used to tell my only brother and I that we used to have another brother who turned into a mushroom from not taking a bath. Even added him to the family albums.”
Where is good old Portobello now, huh? I heard he went to law school. Is he keeping his grades up?
“How you know if someone is single.”
Hey, look, I just haven’t gone out in a while, okay? And who am I to deny a spider whatever home he chooses?
“This is what you get when you order ‘no lettuce’ at Taco Bell.”
I think this is more some employee passing judgment than anything else. “Oh, no lettuce? There’s one actually healthy thing about these tacos and you want it gone? Alright, whatever you say, I guess.”
“6 AM is way too early to be confronted with this metaphysical nightmare.”
So I’m in front of both elevators at once, which are incredibly far apart for some reason, and one of them is in two of the rooms? Alright, I think I’ve got it.
“A friend of mine just dropped out of high school and this is what his dad did.”
No one show this to my parents. I don’t want them thinking of all the other things they could have had if I hadn’t gone to college.
“How to tell if cauliflower is ripe.”
I feel like I’m one of the few who would seriously rep for cauliflower. It’s really good! Don’t get me wrong, I’d absolutely go for cookies before it, but it’s still good!
“Fire Station tells it like it is.”
I’m sure we’ve all wondered where the fire actually goes when firefighters contain it, and the truth is they keep it and give it back to rude “customers” who don’t appreciate them enough.
“Stepped on a scale today after conscientious diet and exercise, and this is what I get.”
I don’t think my self-esteem would ever recover. Abandon all hope ye who step here, thy will shall be broken and to ice cream tubs you shall take refuge.
“Girl tries buying a wig, asked for a picture of some one wearing it, this is what came back.”
The wig looks very pretty, but judging by this man’s expression I don’t think it’s very comfortable or soft.
“This is so metal.”
I have been wanting a new tattoo lately, but I haven’t been able to decide on what… And if this is what that shop specializes in, then maybe this is a sign. I have an appointment to make.
“University grads, honest as always.”
It’s not like you can forget it if you wanted to since it’ll be hanging over your head for the rest of your life. But…degrees, right?
“There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.”
This really does look like a divine intervention moment. “They say what you need most will reveal itself to you when the time is right.”
“My wife’s stepsister is a vegan, this is what her co workers gave her to celebrate her birthday.”
You might want to check that candle, actually. Could be made from beeswax, which I’m pretty sure isn’t vegan.
“Wisconsin ice cream truck speaking the truth.”
If I ever ask for nutritional info it’s so I can pretend to ponder it before making the decision that “yeah, I deserve a treat,” but I can’t do that here. I’m just supposed to have to eat this ice cream with all my guilt intact? If that’s what it takes…
“Can’t tell if out of stock, or…”
For $1.98 that’s an amazing deal. Most invisible cord on the market is still a little visible for nearly twice the price!
“The most suspiciously named drink of all time!”
“So, is coconut water normally harmful?”
“Not really, no.”
“Then why specify that this one is harmless?”
“…no reason.”
“This girl at the gas station behind me. Should I tell her the evidence she got busy last night is on her hood?”
I don’t think I’d be able to bring that up. I mean, how do you even do that, just nod at it and raise your eyebrows?
“Not your average memorial plaque.”
Which of these items was your favorite one? Let me know in the comments below! I think mine has to be the rebellious duck!
