In an age that’s ruled by social media, nothing is safe. Not the President, not Hollywood, and, as you’ll soon find out, not even Disney Princesses.
Below are 10+ times Disney Princesses were roasted on Twitter.
These hilarious, often insightful tweets will give you a whole new perspective on your favorite Disney heroines.
Let us know which one is your favorite at the end of the article!
The time Sophia Benoit said what we were all thinking in *Sleeping Beauty*:
Talk about rude!
Not to rub too fine a point on a Disney movie from the 1950s, but there’s no way that kiss was consensual. It’s kind of gross. But then again, it IS a fairy tale, so we have to suspend some realism for the sake of the story.
Tackling Jasmine’s trust issues in *Aladdin*:
Well, when you put it that way, I guess it does seem a little short-sighted of Jasmine to literally walk off her balcony with some guy she hardly knows.
But then we would have never heard “A Whole New World.”
Bursting our bubble in *The Little Mermaid*.
This one is pretty silly when you think about it. So what if Triton couldn’t “break” Ursula’s contract with Ariel – he’s the king of the freaking ocean?!
I’m pretty sure he could have made it go away.
Some pretty scary foreshadowing happened in *Tangled*:
Sometimes the internet is just too clever for its own good. Who knew that, all along, the secrets about COVID-19 were buried somewhere within the reels of Tangled ?
Hopefully, we all have the same happy ending as Rapunzel did!
The most painfully redundant Disney song that’s ever been:
Yes, you certainly are Moana . I actually love this song. I know it was incredibly popular but I still don’t feel it gets the accolades it truly deserves.
This is an unpopular opinion but by comparison, “Let It Go” is hot trash.
The tragic plot hole of *Cinderella* revealed:
Well, it’s because…you see…hmm… That’s an incredibly good point.
Maybe it was supposed to “fall off” so that Prince Charming would be able to find Cinderella ? Some kind of off-camera charm perhaps?
That’s what I’m sticking with.
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Was *Mulan*’s father hoping she’d take his place all along?
In the film’s defense, that’s kind of the whole point:
The idea that it was so unheard of for a woman to fight in an Imperial Army that there’d be no need for her father to even think about hiding it.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game in *Beauty And The Beast*.
Belle is kind of a jerk. She’s one of those Ivory Tower types who’s high on herself just because she’s well-read.
Why do you have to judge people like that, Belle? I mean, he is a baker, after all. What do you want him to do?
The nasty double standard that exists in *Sleeping Beauty*.
I hear you on this one. I definitely have my moments where I wish I could just lay in bed for days on end.
I certainly haven’t done it at all since quarantine began. Never.
When *Frozen 2* got way too political with their message:
While a lot of people might not like the political, or rather, environmental message that Disney was trying to sell, it is actually a super important message.
Climate change is real, kids! In EVERY universe.
You don’t have time to see the whole world in *Aladdin*:
I personally thought that Aladdin did a pretty good job showing Jasmine the world.
They went from Agrabah to the Pyramids of Egypt, hooked back around to Ancient Greece, before finally returning home. All in under three and a half minutes!
Look, I wish we could just LET THE QUESTIONS FROM OUR CHILDHOOD GO, OKAY?! But sometimes they come up in mysterious times and places.
Look, it matters! 5ft7 without a tail would make her a lot smaller than if she was 5ft7 with a tail, which then wouldn’t make any sense to call her the LITTLE mermaid!
People continue to think Belle is too pretentious in *Beauty And The Beast*:
But again, it is a Disney movie, so we have to let go of reality a little for the sake of the story.
After all, there is a guy who turns into a beast in this movie!
Ariel really did have a dark habit in *The Little Mermaid*:
This is brutal because ” Part Of Your World ” is lowkey my favorite Disney song of all time.
It kind of darkens the mood when you realize that Ariel is a grave robber. Now THERE’S a story.
Tackling oral hygiene issues in *Sleeping Beauty*.
BOOM! Roasted.
Suffice it to say that anyone would have quite the case of morning breath after not opening their mouth for the better part of a century.
Did they have mouthwash back then?
Ariel’s fashion faux pas in *The Little Mermaid*.
As you can see, Ariel is the only one who doesn’t have a matching tail and bra. I personally enjoy Ariel’s flair. It’s a testament to her individuality and her refusal to confirm.
It also makes her stand out, which is the whole point in the first place.
I mean, hate to say it, but WHERE IS THE LIE?!
I love Beauty and The Beast , but Belle truly just sings a song roasting everyone in her village every damn day .
Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came, to this POOR PROVINCIAL TOWN !
Forget Aurora, these three queens brought the true magic to *Sleeping Beauty.*
These three brought the joy, the magic, and the laughs to the classic fairy tale, and there’s no denying it wouldn’t have been the same without them!
Honestly, ears are SO overrated!
I mean, clearly Cinderella just had tiny, dainty Disney animation ears which could just easily be hid behind her headband and earrings!
DUH!
Castles aren’t off limits in this epic Twitter showdown.
I personally would love to have any sort of royal real estate to my name, but I MUST SAY, there’s no denying Cinderella’s castle in Disney World is truly what princess dreams are made of!
This 8-year-old already knows what’s up!
It is a rubbish moral to teach girls! It’s also a rubbish moral to tell young girls to buy high heeled shoes that are a bit too big. That’s just a recipe for disaster!
Wait, did Belle not know where she was?? Hmm….
While this might not be a direct jab at Belle, she is the only one who sets the stage that we’re in a poor provincial town in France.
So, Belle… What’s the truth?!
I mean hey, we’ve all been there before! And he was a PRINCE, okay?! That’s got to count for something!
If anything, Sleeping Beauty proves that love at first sight does exist, and I, for one, think that is beautiful!
