As somebody who is at the tail end of their 20s, I can tell you that I still don’t have my life together. I don’t see it happening in the near future, either.
I could really use some pointers from these people, who clearly know something I don’t.
Why wait until you’re 100 for that?
You really shouldn’t have to wait to be happy. I could go for a game of Uno right now, and I don’t even have grandchildren. Who could say “no” to Pizza Hut for dinner?
Whoever thought of this twist on cliché home decor.
As I’ve gotten older, I can relate more to the villains in the shows and movies I used to enjoy. They accurately show that life never goes as planned.
I actually needed this in my life, like, yesterday
Knowing myself, I would pull out the whole roll and pop it all at once. In a perfect world, there would be bubble wrap that could reinflate itself when needed.
My mouth is watering just thinking about this sandwich.
I’m a firm believer that not everything should be mixed together. I mean, what’s with the people who mix together all the slushie flavors? I might make an exception for this, though.
I always wonder how to spice things up.
Apparently, I just have to keep an abundance of hot sauce in my cutlery drawer. I don’t know how that one is so organized.
I could use this kind of resourcefulness.
Not only will this help out when I’m lazy, but you have no idea how many tables I can’t even reach because of my height.
Whoever thought of this shortcut.
It’s good to know when you don’t have the know-how to do something. I would just be happy with the excuse to make a cake.
Pets are the key to happiness.
Some people would argue that you can start to resemble your pet. I admire the people who just embrace this fact and go with the flow.
This woman, who I now aspire to be.
Shopping can sometimes be a hassle — especially when you are dodging a lot of people. This would definitely make for a more pleasant shopping trip.
Do they have this in a travel size?
It would be hard to lug this whole thing around, but I need it! I probably need a bigger cup, too.
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Well, nobody is stealing that.
I had a relative who used to take their teeth out at dinner table. I wouldn’t touch them for any amount of money.
Who doesn’t enjoy avoiding responsibility?
Trust me, I like to avoid it whenever possible. Too bad this wasn’t more of a permanent solution. I’ll take whatever I can get.
I would also take pizza.
As somebody who knows the hospital too well, it’s easy to get tired of the food and the overflow of gift shop trinkets. This kid knows things.
This makes me wish hats fit my head.
I would never lose my phone, either, although I would 100% forget where I put it. I guess it’s not for everyone.
