Everyone likes a vacation, whether it be flying to some exotic location or just spending a week in your bed doing absolutely nothing!
And, with this idea in mind, I hope you enjoy laughing at the misery of these 19+ people who deserve a vacation!
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“Company owner decided to stop paying his drivers so one of them parked their semi on the [owner’s] Ferrari and just left it there.”
That’s one way to hand in your resignation I guess! Hopefully this guy will think twice about not paying his staff after this!
“Go go gadget tire!”
I had no idea how this thing was still going. One person wrote, “C-clip in the differential broke. Just a tiny piece holding it all together,” and I have absolutely no idea if that is right, but it’s the best explanation I have.
“Found my tortoise like this. Seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job buddy.”
This guy really has had one hell of a day! I can just imagine him saying, “Mark, for God’s sake, help me up!”
“The local fire dept is tired of people’s crap.”
How many kitchen fires do you think they have to put out in one week for them to just stop and all fly out to the Maldives for a month?
“My school’s librarian is getting tired of their crap.”
If anyone had used the word “salutations” in my high school, be them teacher or student, they would never have lived that down.
“Came back from a long vacation to literally every single thing on my desk wrapped in tin foil.”
At this point, if I came in and saw this then I would probably just head right back out the door again and go on another holiday!
Too Close To Home!
I wonder if that car will be considered “foreign” or “domestic” by Lone Star Collision?
“Have you ever done something that was fun at the time, but after was a bad idea? Imagine doing it and then not being able to escape from what you did.”
Coming home to find that your pet has wreaked absolute havoc is one of the few things that absolutely make you consider getting a flight somewhere.
“I guess their feelings weren’t mutual!”
Maybe that person has been trying to woo this trash can though. If that’s what they’re into, they should have asked and I could have put them in touch with my ex…
*Laughter descends into soft sobbing…
“My sister’s puppy was so tired, she just fell asleep in her shoe.”
Aww, well she looks like she could really do with a nice week-long trip somewhere where she will be free from all the stresses of being a puppy!
“Target what does that even mean?”
Christ, whoever is designing these ads is really at the end of their rope, aren’t they? They’re running on empty!
“I kinda feel bad for this guy.”
Sounds like this guy needs a poop vacation. By which I mean, a vacation during which to sort out his pooping, not a bad vacation!
“When the bakers make the mix wrong and don’t realize yeast doesn’t just stop working because it’s in a dumpster.”
“Err, Dave, have you seen what’s happening back here?”
“Oh, Dear God! Well, you know what this means, Allan…”
“What does it mean?”
“It’s time to go the pub.”
“I would hate to clean olive that up!”
Alternatively, just knock over a crate of balsamic vinegar, then get a few baguettes out, and eat your way through it.
“I don’t think this exhaust is even functional…”
Anyone who is insane enough to have something like this willingly attached to their car needs to have a good long trip away to confront whatever the hell has gone wrong in their lives.
A Final Cry For Help!
Christ, I can feel your pain. I don’t know what the appeal of that store is either! Maybe that’s just me though.
“FedEx sent my friend some tires…”
The doormat left forlornly atop these tires just screams quiet resignation. This delivery guy doesn’t give a rat’s ass.
“Because I’m tired of the ‘It doesn’t matter’.”
I might make one of these, except on mine I will replace all of these stickers with ones that say “red wine.”
“Perks of having red hair!”
This guy is in dire need of a vacation in order to just try and balance out this absolutely horrendous tan line!
“Tired of the kids losing one remote.”
All that you have done here is give the kids a challenge to lose all of the remotes in one fell swoop!
“My brand new Roomba ran over my puppy’s poop and proceeded to ‘clean’ the rest of my home.”
There has actually been a lot more poop in this list than I had intended. But I guess any instance where you are having to deal with poop is an instance where you normally feel like you’ve earned a vacation!
“Something tells me that spare tire won’t be very effective…”
You never know until you see it attached! It can’t be any more dangerous than that last horrifically broken car on this list, can it?
“Driving my wife’s new car (still on the first tank of gas) when this happened.”
I cannot imagine how deflated you would feel after being so pumped about a new car only for this to happen.
“Been waiting all day for a package, only for the delivery guy to pull up and fall immediately asleep.”
He was so close, yet so far to finishing the job! I wonder if the person who took this picture just started yelling out of the window to try and rouse him.
Sleeping On The Job!
The rain doesn’t lie! If I were this guy I’d be running off to get a bucket of water to dispose of the evidence!
“A buddy was tired of seeing Americans with Chinese tattoos, so he showed her what it looks to a Chinese person.”
If this guy is getting this irate about other people’s bad life choices, he needs to chill out a bit! Actually, that’s rich coming from me, a guy who is constantly annoyed by other people!
“I’m getting real tired of your nonsense, door.”
I love it when someone pulls a prank on me like this… Oh, wait. No, I don’t. No, it makes me feel like I’m going to rip out all of my hair and walk into the ocean.
“Good morning…”
Yep, that would be a strong indicator that I would be heading back to bed to try again the next day!
“They were asked to dress up as Elves for their school play. One kid dressed up as Elvis.”
I cannot believe they didn’t put him center stage for this. Nothing says “Christmas spirit” like wintry Elvis.
“This sign in my kid’s elementary school fills me with nihilistic joy.”
Unfinished and counter-intuitive to the point, but still hung up anyway. I miss elementary school.
“A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is.”
“You mean you don’t monitor Ed’s every move and take note of when he leaves, where he’s going, and when he comes back? Bummer.”
“There’s two types of kids on the first day of school.”
Little do you know that the girl is feeling exactly like the boy. She’s just already a master at hiding her feelings.
“Survived the girls’ slumber party.”
For all the things they could have done to this dog, this is actually pretty tame. Neat braid, still clean, no dyes or colors.
“My friend’s kid did this to their pantry.”
“You asked for it. We’re having mystery dinner every night for the next two weeks. None of us gets to know until the can is open.”
“My mom got tired of me making fun of her ‘Live Laugh Love’ sign and modified it.”
Can I have this professionally painted and made to hang in my house? I like it a lot more than the traditional slogan.
“Yep. I made the final payment yesterday.”
Luck is never on your side when it comes to cars. Remember that and you’ll never be disappointed.
“Look Daddy! I fixed your guitar by making all the metal things straight!”
Annoying, sure, but at least your kid likes to be organized!
Pray For This Mailman…
I know it looks silly in this picture, but I know for an absolute fact that I would still fall for this!
“Are we there yet?”
Do you ever see a picture and think, “I could never be this good of a friend?” Yeah, me too.
“Somebody done screwed up.”
I would love to know what that teenager did to make their parents sell their car immediately!