These are the jokes that may have slipped by your young, innocent mind.
Well, we’re not young and innocent anymore, so let’s dive right into all these “grown-up” jokes we missed from Friends .
Ross’ Uncommon Problem
This was a blow to Ross’ manhood, in more ways than one. Rachel blurts out the line:
“It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS A BIG DEAL.”
Ross Has No Problem With Blowing
We all probably thought this exchange was a fart joke:
Rachel: “How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?”
Ross: (Awkwardly) “You know I don’t have a problem with that.”
Ross Catches Monica In The Shower
When Pheobe’s dollhouse catches on fire, Ross desperately runs to the shower to douse it off. The problem is… his sister is in there!
Later, Monica tells Ross: “By the way, I was just checking the shower massager!”
Chandler Likes Inflatable Sheep
When Ross picks out a Little Bo Peep outfit for Rachel to wear, she doesn’t recognize it without the inflatable sheep.
She then says: “Yeah, which by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.”
I don’t even want to know what he’s doing in his room with that.
Ross’ New Years Resolution
When Ross decides that his New Years Resolution is going to be “make himself happy” Chandler replies: “Do you want us to leave the room?”
Because he’s going to take care of himself .
Joey’s Roommate Test
This sequence says it all:
Joey: I’m going to say a word, and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Girl: I can do that.
Joey: Okay. Here we go. Pillow.
Girl: Fight.
Joey: Very good. Okay, G.
Girl: String?
Joey: Excellent. Okay, doggy.
Girl: Kitten?
Joey: Oooh, sorry. So close though.
Chandler Has A Stash Of Secret Stuff
What would be in Chandler’s closet he doesn’t want Rachel and Pheobe to know about?
“You don’t, like, go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything? Because that’s where Joey gave me some stuff to store that I’ve never seen before in my life!”
Rachel And Monica Kiss
So once the aforementioned two girls kiss to get their apartment back, Joey and Chandler decide it would be best if they immediately went to their separate rooms.
To, well, you know …
Rachel’s Recipe Book
When Rachel makes a terrible half shepherd’s pie, Ross desperately tries to find the recipe. When he realizes that some of the pages are stuck together, Joey replies in shock:
“Chandler!”
Joey And Monica’s Different Strategies
When Monica is talking about the stock markets, she tells everyone her foolproof strategy.
“My motto is get out before they go down.”
Joey replies: “That is so not my motto.”
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Joey Knows How To Work A Sail
When Joey and Rachel go sailing, Rachel is trying to teach Joey how to do so.
When she’s grilling him about the sailing techniques, she asks: “how do you get the mail sail up?”
He replies: “Uh, rub it?”
Rachel Bumps Her Head On Headboards
When Monica accidentally bumps Ben’s head, Rachel tries to do it to see if it’s fine. When she finds out it sucks, she then says:
“Y’know, if it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it.”
Ross Planetarium Mishap
There’s a scene where Ross and Rachel are making out at the Planetarium. Things start to heat up… when Rachel feels wetness in Ross’ pants.
He replies: “What? Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box.”
Mark Wants To Get Back At Ross By Getting With Rachel
When Rachel worries that she’s only dating Mark to get at Ross he replies:
“If you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. I say we get back at him right on this couch… I can just go home and get back at him by myself.”
