Odds are you have done something in your life that you look back on and think, “Christ, how was I that dense?”
So, in order to try and make you feel better about whatever hilariously daft thing you have done in the past, please enjoy these 15+ moments that make us go, “At least I’m not that stupid!”
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“You had one jobby job-job!”
I tell you what, those are also some shorty short-shorts that Namey Name-Name is wearing!
“Linked the chain, boss.”
“Right, I’ve picked the lock, it was tricky but we’re in!”
“Why didn’t you just cut through the zip tie?”
“You didn’t think that it might be prudent to mention that two hours ago, Dave?”
“Why yes, we’re accessible for handicapped people…”
Look, they clearly started out by meaning to make it accessible, but it looks like they just gave up right at the end, as though it is just the thought that counts!
“My sister was putting on her make up in front of a window and the mirror she was using burnt a hole in her screen.”
How did they not notice this was happening? Sure there would have been a smell in the air?!
“Everybody loves beach basketball!”
Other sports that are great to play on the beach include, hockey, curling, and croquet! Try them today if you want to experience true fury!
*New-Age German Techno Sounds*
“You’re in an ambulance, we’re nearly at the hospital now, just hang in there and you’re going to be fine!”
“Thank goodness, but do you think that you could maybe turn that deep-house techno off?”
“It’s early Trance actually, and sadly not.”
“Window installation gone wrong…”
Windows can be a nightmare to install… that’s why I switched to a Mac!
Angry tumbleweed sounds…
“Did they even think?”
I mean, if we’re looking for silver linings, they have absolutely beautiful handwriting. They can hold on to that at least!
“This is right. This is left.”
I hate this idea anyway. Anyone who isn’t always eating both sides of a Twix is a damn monster!
“Fake ID Fail…”
“Hey, babe, why don’t you use this picture of the two of us for your fake ID?”
“Well, I think I need one of just me?”
“Are you saying that you don’t love me? Is that what you’re saying?!”
“Err… no?”
“‘Click Here’ in a printed Newspaper?”
Dear God, whatever you do, don’t press it with your finger, unless you want to get sucked into the internet and be lost amongst an ocean of adverts and vapid social media posts for an eternity!
“This mailbox… what on Earth?”
I also have no idea why this is plugged in either, as I can feel your puzzlement! Someone did suggest that this might have been for mail-order TV dinners.
“It says it right there!”
There became a bit of a philosophical debate about whether the warning meant not to stack these items two high, or whether it warned against stacking two items atop the bottom item. And, I can only assume that the people debating this were the only ones too high.
“A woman on my timeline has a ‘remote stick’, because her family loses the TV remote so often.”
Christ, chucking one of your family members the remote must be a really dangerous thing to do in this household!
I Have No Words For This…
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“Your security is our highest priority.”
“But, look at this! You left the mirror unblurred.”
“We said ‘your’ security, not your reflection’s, jeez.”
“I am DISGUSTED!”
I could not live in a house that had such a glaring error. Well, I could but I’d have to cook everything on a fire in the garden as there would be no way I could use this cooker without vomiting.
These Onions Will Really Bring Tears To Your Eyes!
When life gives you onions, make Onionade. Oh, God, the very idea of Onionade just made me feel like I am going to be sick, let’s move on.
“Company owner decided to stop paying his drivers so one of them parked their semi on the owner’s Ferrari and just left it there.”
Look, just chuck that Ferrari in a big truck full of rice and it should be good as new overnight! It’s honestly not that big of a job to fix.
(Disclaimer: It is a very big job to fix.)
“Minion? I’m more confused than I am disturbed.”
I wonder what traumatic thing happened in this car owner’s life to cause them to think, “You know what I need on my truck? A rusted metal Minion that stares into the souls of those behind me!”
“Now I don’t have any teabags left.”
And yes, the thing that I am most baffled by here is the way that this person spelt “trousers.” It sounds like it is a miracle that they even remember to leave the house with trousers on based on this!
