It can be frustrating that things aren’t always as cut-and-dried as we would like. Take the photos in this gallery for instance. No one would ever accuse them of being right, but they’re not entirely wrong either. Like, there’s an undeniable jankiness, but you can understand how we ended up there. If that seems like a vague thread to tie an article together, welcome to my life.
1. After all, they are called pants and not just pant.
It’s a fun fact that’s mostly been lost to time, but pants actually began as a couples’ outfit. It wasn’t until the mid-16th century that people first tried wearing them solo.
2. Science is all about finding out what’s possible, but sometimes it goes too far.
What is actually going on here? Bad taxidermy? Some weird stuffed animal fusion that’s designed to make me uncomfortable? What exactly in the world is happening to my eyes right now?
3. Of all the things you expect to see at a thrift store, a second-hand urn is generally not one of them.
That being said, someone who just lost a Bianca is going to flip when they realize the money they could’ve saved. Heck, I’d change a loved one’s name to Bianca just for the bargain.
4. I’ve got the electricity all set up here, boss.
I’m just sayin’, if you have to spend a whole bunch of time focusing on whether or not you’re going to fry yourself rather than actually enjoying your pool party, you may want to rethink your methods.
5. Ohhhhhh. Thaaaaaat’s what those are for.
Tired of making your shoulder bear all the weight of your arm like a sucker? Just stick your arm through your earhole, and let your earlobe do all the heavy lifting!
6. Say what you will, but this is a pretty great way to stop people from driving behind you.
That is, unless they’re driving behind you specifically to take a picture of the crazy paint job. Then we’re just deep into irony territory.
7. A couple of things, random student. First of all, that’s hilarious. Second of all, what’s your mom’s number?
I just want to call her and let her know her kid has a great sense of humor, I swear.
8. Just because something doesn’t go the way you wanted, doesn’t mean that it can’t go way better than you ever expected.
I don’t pretend to be smart enough to understand how the physics of this works, but I am basic enough to giggle while looking at it.
9. If you can’t stand out at the gym for your physique or technique, you’ve gotta find your own way to make a mark.
I feel like I’d do this, but I’d forget to swap out for water, and I’d just end up spilling chocolate syrup all over a machine.
10. Honestly, man, pizza’s pizza, so you do you when it comes to how you get it in your mouth.
Just promise me you won’t knife-and-fork it. I just can’t handle that.
11. When she asks for nudes, but you mishear and you send her news instead.
Or maybe this person uses it as a pickup line. They say something like, “Want to hear the good news?”, and then whooomf.
12. Considering how lazy we were when we named oranges in the first place, I bet someone would call this an “orange pentagon” and wouldn’t feel like we could do any better.
It has come to my attention that the name of the fruit actually came first, so this joke is now canceled.
13. I get that when you’ve got a lot of hair, it can be difficult to figure out where it’s gonna go, but when your ponytail literally looks like a pony’s tail, you may want to rethink your methods.
14. Never awkwardly pull into a parking space at the gas station to check which side of the car your gas tank is on with this ONE, EASY LIFEHACK!
Sure, you may end up spilling gasoline inside your car a bit, but it’s better than looking like a dingus!
15. I accept your challenge, questionably translated sign.
I wonder…if you ate this and then your large intestine did actually explode, could you get them in trouble? I mean, they literally put it on the sign, didn’t they?
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16. Not saying it’s wrong to wear just one shoe to a music festival. You know, things get weird out there.
But you gotta commit to your look one way or the other.
17. That’s a lot of effort for the tiniest bathroom window ever made, right?
I guess if the view is really worth it, then that’s cool. But somehow, I doubt it.
18. I guess sometimes you need a face full of spaghetti to remind you of what’s important in life.
Like breathing. Or just not cramming slimy noodles into your face holes.
19. Maybe you need that much juice at once. Can’t spare the time to open each one separately.
I don’t know about you, but I like to get the last drop out of a juice, and this seems wasteful.
20. This is…maybe genius. I don’t know yet.
I’ll have to get back to you after I try it. And after I buy a new phone when mine falls out the back of my hat.
21. When the MC for your wedding leaves the microphone in his pocket during the photos.
Here’s hoping the bride has a sense of humor when she sees these pics later.
22. Bread man, you’ve gone too far this time.
You can’t control the birds this way. If you want to train them to do your bidding, you have to use rye.
23. Somebody took the cooking instructions a bit seriously when they read “bathe the carrots.”
Remind me to never shop from this organic garden. At least I know the supermarket employees aren’t in a hot tub with the cabbage.
24. More than anything, I’m a little nervous about the quality of this dude’s condoms if this woman just ripped it open barehanded like it was nothing.
Somehow I’m thinking that her ponytail is going to be the least of her problems today.
