We all go through periods of having spectacularly bad luck from time to time, and there is often little that you can do in these moments but sigh.
With this in mind, from people who nearly burnt their house down in the oddest way to those who were the victim of snow-related murders, here are 20 people whose day took a sharp turn, right into a pie to the face!
“Sunk my four wheeler while looking for my phone that also sunk.”
This guy really needs to cut his losses and stop sending things in to try and rescue his already sunken stuff. It may be time to call a professional to help out.
“On my way to the market I stepped in a bit of mud.”
May as well just have jumped in with the other foot as well! This just looks stupid like this, who doesn’t love a nice pair of brown trainers as well?
“I caught my friend losing his fish on film.”
You can see the quiet fury bubbling up in their friend’s face right as this moment happens. That fish clearly saw its opportunity for escape and took it with both fins!
“Someone smashed my window, I replaced it, immediately happened again. Hadn’t even taken the sticker off yet.”
Christ, seems like someone has a bit of a vendetta against you and your one specific window! Either that or there is one specific drunk guy around there who keeps falling on that one spot.
“My remote control car spontaneously combusted and almost burnt my house down.”
I guess the message here is to not leave your remote control cars unattended when they’re charging? Would be pretty boring staring at a charging remote control car though that’s for sure.
The Double Whammy!
Amazingly, the person who posted this explained:
“I put the fries in the oven. Turns out the cutboard was stuck under the pan and has now melted. I take the fries out, clean the oven. I put back the fries. Well… the other cutboard was also stuck under. Then, my boyfriend called to tell me he lost our ONLY car key. Not even joking. I need whisky.”
“Anyone ever have a mailbox stolen? Today was my day apparently.”
I have never heard of anyone having a mailbox stolen before! Perhaps this person had a particularly fancy mailbox that was made of gold or something…for whatever reason.
“Won’t be playing guitar for a while. Turned on the wrong burner and then grabbed a metal bowl that was sitting above the flame.”
Yes, those are all blisters. I suppose that it is time that this person learnt how to play with their feet like a pro.
“I’ve been saving this free game coupon since before the pandemic.”
A few people did suggest that this may now mean that this person owns the building. What a score if so, having your own mini golf course to play around on!
“Bottle of sweet & sour sauce exploded in my bag.”
Now you just pour the sauce into your ears and it will form two sweet & sour AirPods. They’re pretty hard to connect to your phone though if I’m honest.
Always Do Your Research Before Sending Romantic Gifts…
“Ordered the gal some flowers, ice cream and a treat for her cat as a surprise when she got home. Delivered, and then she let me know she was staying late at work. That’s ice cream and it’s 85 degrees and she’ll be home in an hour. It’s the thought that counts, right?” Personally, I don’t like that ice-cream’s chances.
“We found my wife’s phone in the toilet yesterday. We weren’t sure which of our three kids put it there…until my wife scrolled through her pictures today.”
And yet, despite this damning evidence I bet that this child will still try to blame their siblings!
“This 3rd grade math problem.”
Is this meant to be a question about estimating answers? Whatever it is meant to be, it is abysmally worded. It has also been a while since I have seen awful photocopies of worksheets like this!
“Opened my Honey BBQ Fritos and they didn’t taste too flavorful. After some investigating, I found the reason why.”
Apparently there are some people out there who will actually buy these weird balls of flavoring. Christ knows why they would though.
“You ever mess up burgers so bad that even your grill is surprised?”
I think that those burgers might just about be done. I hope that no one at the BBQ likes their meat in any way rare! Might be time to clean this grill out, just maybe.
“Headshot!”
You just know that the kid on the right will have been in floods of tears moments after this picture was taken. You can tell from the kid on the left’s expression that they really gave this throw some beans!
“No matter how bad your day was I can assure you that Peanut’s was worse.”
Looks as though Peanut had quite the night out last night. I have never seen a dog on such a harsh come down before, and yet here we are.
“Dropped two pies on the floor as they were coming out of the oven.”
Okay, so maybe the pies ended up on the floor instead of in this person’s face, but the point still stands! What a delicious mistake this is.
“The moment my cone became a cup.”
The person who captured this perfect moment went on to add, “She kept saying she’d make me a new one, and I was like nah, palm that custard and give it to me.” I guess the extra sprinkles made this a more fortunate moment!
The Worst Discovery…
“These have all been killed in our basement in the last hour. We have a pet and a two year old. We also know of another swarm by our garage. And there goes our relaxing Sunday,” wrote the person who posted this. Chasing wasps around is no way to spend a Sunday!
“Ok, this trend is officially no longer funny.”
As far as trends go, stealing stuff from bathrooms is one of the dumbest. This person also went on to add, “Someone [also] TRIED to get an entire toilet, another got caught with a sink.”
“A Yoda cake that my sister made me for my 23rd earlier this month…”
I kind of cannot help but love it. I think that it actually looks a little bit more like the little green aliens from Toy Story than Yoda.
The Strangest Theft Of All…
The owner of this car wrote, “Went to work no problem. Left work to go home and car sounded like it lost a muffler. Got home and found my catalytic converter stolen while I was parked. I’ve only had this car for 6 months.”
“Our dog likes to sleep next to our bed. My wife felt bad about him sleeping on the hardwood floors, so she bought him a bed and put it where he likes to sleep.”
So it is not only cats who have the ability to be massive asshats, what a revelation!
“I think I’ll milk the 2 people…”
“A nice day at this beach this was meant to be, David, and now look what has happened! Everyone is traumatised!”
“Look, how many times can I apologise, I didn’t realise that is was such a literal sign!”
“What I asked for vs what I got.”
That is not even close to being like the picture. I am assuming that the stylist who did this just thought that they knew better? Either that or they really need to get their eyes tested!
“My mother-in-law started the dishwasher for us when we were away. She used dish soap.”
I know a worryingly high amount of people who have done this. The mess can be…substantial to say the least! At least the stuff in there will be clean though!
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*Heavy Breathing*
It as though cats go out of their way to try and annoy us. Although, there were a few people who pointed out that this cat actually did them a favor by destroying that ugly couch.
“Adding some crappy lights to a $20 lobster net doesn’t increase the price 10x in my opinion.”
I mean, if they had even put a tiny amount of effort into making it look nice then I could understand a bit of a price hike, but this is just poor!
“In french, Minion (Mignon) means cute, this is everything but cute. It’s missing a hand and the teeth are just, wow… Kind of scares me.”
And so it should! I really do not like how it seems to be staring into nothing!
