Many kids birthday parties have a lot of similar things. For one, there’s always pizza and cake.
There’s no good party without some pizza and cake . But, parents will often hire different “things for fun” for the kids. Sometimes, it’s a magician. Other times, it’s a clown . And, what kid doesn’t love to see these fun add-ons at their friend’s party?
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When hiring a clown, sometimes, they bring the fun.
While some are scared of clowns, others enjoy the funny jokes and the things that they bring to the table.
Like, some clowns are able to make balloon animals in any shape a kid wants. Sometimes, they ask for some really wild things.
Kids will request the craziest things.
Some clowns can make it happen, while others can’t. But, some parents definitely don’t want to take it home.
Not only is it a lot to carry, but kids get super upset when they pop or break. Remember, balloons don’t last forever!
One mom recently shared the horrors that came with her balloon animal her son had gotten.
The mom shared on the popular parenting/mom blog website “Mumsnet,” talking about a balloon made at a show she had gone to with her son.
“Went to the big top yesterday to take in a show, the clown did balloon models as a sideline, so far so good,” she wrote.
Her son wanted a complicated animal.
“My son decided he wanted a pretty unicorn, which I yielded to, thinking the worst that could happen would be that it went bang in the car on the way home,” the mom explained. While a unicorn seems average and normal, it can be hard to make.
Not only is it a “horse” shape, but it also needs a horn to make it a unicorn.
The balloon animal request may seem pretty average and much like anything a kid would request, but trying to get the unicorn to be an actual unicorn can be complicated.
Plus, it’s easily poppable.
The mom said that miraculously, it survived the trip home.
Sharing a photo on the Mumsnet page, she showcased that the balloon animal version of the unicorn did survive the entire car ride home, surprisingly.
The balloon looked like it was still in great condition and in its unicorn shape.
However, later, the mom showcased what she found her kids playing with.
“I have just come into the lounge to be confronted with the 4 and 2-year-olds innocently playing with what can only be described as an engorged pink balloon phallus, complete with bellend, hefty bollocks and a long white jizz ‘garnish,'” said the mom on the blog.
The mom took the toy away, obviously.
“I could barely keep a straight face spiriting it away, and my husband couldn’t actually speak for a full minute when I showed him what was left of the thing,” she said.
Clearly, this looks like the dirtiest toy we have ever seen in our lives.
The mom asked if anyone else has ever seen something so “dirty.”
The mom opened the blog forum to ask other moms and parents if they have ever found their kids playing with something that was so “phallic” or even that dirty, because she couldn’t stop laughing at how messy this became.
One mom shared her kid’s snowman.
I mean, need I say more?
Clearly, this mom had to knock this snowman down and make sure no one drove by to see it on their front lawn.
Another shared a Gingerbread man that her kids made.
Another mom shared a Gingerbread cookie that was made by her kids, and clearly got a little extra something added to the cookie. Yikes, these parents have to keep it together often, don’t they?
