It’s pretty wild to think that it’s been 13 years since the first episode of Hannah Montana aired. I officially feel old!
To celebrate the 13-year mark, Miley posted a few photos in her Instagram story that have most definitely ruined the sanctity and innocence of the show.
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So, yeah, it’s been 13 years since this happened.
Seeing this takes me right back to the days of braces and blue eyeshadow.
Time really does fly when you’re having fun.
Miley has gone through a pretty major transformation since her younger, Disney-star days.
She’s also been pretty open about the fact that Hannah Montana is long gone — “dead” in fact — according to her SNL monologue in 2013.
She’ll always be sweet little “Hannah Montana” in our hearts. But it’s clear that she is all grown up now.
At one point, Miley even admitted that she was tired as being seen as Hannah Montana , instead of who she is now.
Even though Miley is very much over the “Hannah Montana” part of her life, she still looks fondly back on the time she spent on the show.
To honor Hannah Montana ‘s birthday, she paid tribute by posting a few throwbacks on social media — like this one!
Naturally, we as a society have to appreciate this iconic moment in television and film history.
Lady Gaga who? Bradley Cooper whomst?
While she took a much tamer approach on Twitter, her humor got a whole lot raunchier on Instagram.
Miley posted this side-by-side of what she thinks Hannah Montana ‘s reaction would have been watching the 2013 VMA’s.
I have to agree.
And we all remember how the 2013 VMA’s went.
If Hannah knew this is what her future would hold, I’m sure she would have been just as shocked as we all were.
It was an interesting time in Miley’s career.
Then Miley posted this.
Guessing that this would be Hannah’s reaction if she knew one day she would be a “big stoner” who often wears nipple pasties on-stage.
In case you’ve never seen it with your own eyes, here’s Miley sparking up a joint on-stage at the 2013 MTV EMA’s.
Trust me. We were all shook .
And here she is with the nipple pasties:
She wasn’t exaggerating — and this wasn’t the only time she publicly wore nipple pasties instead of a shirt.
She also took a moment to advocate for feminism and gay rights.
There really is never a bad time to do that — and what better way to advocate than with photos of a strong, female, and queer woman — herself.
Everyone was living for this stroll down memory lane!
Because who TF wants to stroll down any modern lane we got going on right now, lol.
And just when we thought things were moving in a very uplifting, wholesome direction, Miley pulled a Miley.
She posted a photo that would go on to ruin our childhoods forever.
Warning: What I’m about to show you, you will never be able to unsee.
I tried, with every fiber of my being, to view this through the eyes of a child. But my mind went exactly where Miley wanted it to go — straight into the gutter.
I am ashamed.
And then, of course, she had to make sure everyone was on the same page, so she dropped even more obvious sexual innuendo.
This was a place I really did not want my mind to go. Not today. Not on Hannah Montana ‘s 13th birthday.
I can safely say that I think we all just received a little bit too much information about the newlyweds that we all definitely could have lived without.
Not to mention that now I’ll never be able to look at Hannah Montana the same.
It’s like finding out Santa Clause isn’t real, or realizing that the tooth fairy is just a thief.
Let’s all just cry watch this original screen test to cleanse our palettes.
Goodbye unsullied childhood. Hello new tainted adolescent memories.
And most of all, a very happy 13th birthday to Hannah Montana .
Did Miley Cyrus just ruin the last shred of innocence we had left, or is she just being Miley?
The next time we hangout, she better redeem herself! My heart, it can’t rest ’till then!
