No matter how old we get, all of us make some unusual life choices from time to time.
And so, from spending a ridiculous amount of time and effort on giant port-a-potty sculptures to tattoos that will cause your jaw to hit the floor, here are 14+ people who made questionable decisions.
Don’t Look Back In Anger…
This is actually what the Gallagher brothers wrote the song about, it’s about the Doctor Eggman/Harry Potter crossover that we all wanted but never got.
“Home-sewn vest & hat set made of Crown Royal dust bags. Perfect for any party!”
That is some incredible work. However, I know that I would never be able to pull this off, regardless of the party or theme.
Someone Needs To Have Serious Words With This Building’s Architect…
“What was the thought process behind your design?”
“I wanted to give people anxiety and a headache at the same time.”
“Well, mission accomplished!”
“Rad Habits is ready for lift off!”
Perfect for the kind of guy who just wants people to know that, even though he needs a practical car in his old age, he is also totally tubular still!
“Jean Leg Queen And Her Baby Bag…”
For an outfit to really work you have to confidently own the things you are wearing. However, I don’t know if there is enough confidence in the world for this outfit.
“Attaching a suburban frame to a semi-truck chassis.”
The “Humm this” really ties this design together. It is the cherry on top of the cake when it comes to the mental picture I have of the kind of asshat who would drive around in this.
“Crocheted spare tire cover…”
Look, if your grandmother goes to the trouble of making you this for Christmas then you’d better damn well use it! No one is too cool for their nan’s handiwork!
“Just in case you ever wanted your kids to defecate into Donald’s mouth.”
Now all I can hear is Donald Duck saying “Oh boy!” in an incredibly worried tone.
Have A Nice Day!
If you ever see this van, or anything similar-looking, out in the wild, do NOT approach it under any circumstances.
“I bought some ‘accent’ lashes. They look so natural.”
These are the perfect disguise for anyone who is looking to go undercover and infiltrate Whoville.
“Commemorating your gallbladder removal in style!”
They must have been really attached to their gallbladder, and I mean in an emotional way, not just physiologically attached, obviously.
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“The perfect stairs for you, if you’re a bat!”
“I vant you to build me another staaaiiircase!”
“Urgh, fine, but I’m not taking payment in blood this time.”
“Vhat about…”
“And no souls either.”
“Vell damn.”
“This is the perfect place for a balcony.”
“Ah yes, nothing like a lovely evening on the balcony! Just breathe in that lovely…wall air!”
“Some people just need a hint.”
The fact that this had to be put up suggests that multiple people were actually dense enough to think that they could simply rip this off and disregard it. Baffling.
“A Crappy Christmas Tree!”
You know when they make a tower of champagne glasses and fill the top one until it overflows, and then that fills the rest of them? Will that happen here if the top toilet overflows?
Homemade Plow!
The classic “strap a TV box to the front of a lawnmower” technique. Well, I think that we can all safely say that we have all been there!
“Cow tag earrings!”
There is no way that these won’t be used in some form of animal rights demonstration.
“Named the new green polish, boss!”
Seriously this is the best that they could do? Someone else also added, “They never name the colours properly. My favourite blue is called ‘Breakfast in Bed’.”
“My gf was in charge of setting up the rose petals for her roommate’s engagement. This is how it turned out.”
“I don’t know why you keep laughing, it is clearly a heart with a pathway leading to it!”
“Sure it is, Sandra, sure it is.”
“Coincidence? I think not!”
Damn that lazy dinovet who couldn’t stop the apocalyptic meteor with their magic powers! That was a sentence that I never thought I’d get to write, so thanks, sign!
