15+ Hilarious Pics That Definitely Caught Us Off Guard

Which is all well and good, until someone walks up and asks you why you have your shirt off and are lying down in a children's playground. Which, you know, fair question right there.

I mean, anything is fair game when a wrong number has texted you. I guess it's really up to you how dark or savage you want to go from there.

Because, yeah, that's gonna grab out attention — probably for the wrong reasons, 'cause we're all such dirty birds out here. So long as they have breast and thighs, I'm in...I mean, like, chicken! Jeez.

This just seems ridiculous. What do they call their fries, "land sticks?" Is there a vegetarian version of this sandwich just called "sea weeds" or something? Whatever, I'm gonna pour myself a cup of bean gravy (coffee).

Well, that would definitely make your face pop! Don't know if that pink's exactly your color, but it's not the first time a beauty tale had an unexpected plot twist.

Thank goodness this poster knew exactly what their plan was. There are so many problems out there where people aren't giving solutions...not that poison should be a go-to solution, but here we are.

'Cause no one could imagine taking the time to pour cereal from a box and add milk from the carton. We're busy people over here!

How long did it take before anyone even noticed? I've never picked up a muppet-lookin' fish and thought, "Ah yes, just like in nature."

That's one of the things I absolutely love about my job — I can make all the in-your-endos I want!

When has a theater ever said to make yourself comfortable? Or, at least, that comfortable? I'm gagging just looking at this — moving on!

Looks like he's rockin' about three hats there — pretty good start. If you want to really get to vacation mode, though, I suggest no less than five totally different hats. #ProTipOfTheHat

Well, probably not this. That is, unless you like cutting your mouth up even more than a dry bowl of Cap'n Crunch would.

Apparently these doors exist to get equipment onto those floors when there's no service elevator big enough. I hope the locks are secure.

At least these people have a garage and snowblower.

Imagine if this happened to you, but your shovel is in a detached shed.

Choose the bowl best-suited to your butt shape or bring a friend!

A bag with a hamburger patty and jalapeno should be very high on that list.

That cat looks as confused as I am at the idea that a person would want to dress them in a person hat.

This proves that you never want to look at the insides of a mechanical toy. You will be scarred for life.

A guillotine is the perfect accessory for my home. It'll really tie the living room together.

Is "My hotel room is clearly haunted" a legitimate reason to ask for a refund? Because that room is haunted.

The bus is going to the "Heath Hospital", not the "Death Hospital" if you were worried.

True story: I once had a house centipede fall onto my butt cheek while I was using the toilet in the dark.

Haven't been the same since.

So I suppose the same could be true for our teeth.

I mean, in this rental market, what's a couple of stains? Bleach and a fresh coat of paint will cover that right up.

This is a German Shepherd. He was born green and name Hulk.

Sadly, it's temporary and is just a poop stain from inside the womb.

Not any sort of talent you'd put on a resume, but definitely talent.

Maybe, but this car clearly had an available ramp to help.

Complete with the bag over the head and everything so it looks like Jason from Friday The 13th Part 2. Or you can read some real-life spooky encounters if you're into that sorta thing!

Maybe if there was more liquor around, people wouldn't be reporting all this panic at the disco that I've heard so much about since 2004.

Leave it to Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth to make a ridiculously old fashion style actually look pretty good. Definitely a rock solid look...ugh, I'm sorry.

But, nevertheless, I ran the numbers just in case. Turns out that their math is actually pretty accurate here.