If there’s ever a day you want to go smoothly, it’s your wedding day.
Lots of time, money, and preparation go into it, after all. So when something — or someone — ruins it, the fail isn’t easily forgotten.
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Like a groomsman who proposed during a wedding ceremony or a cheating bride… For more fails, here are 19 weddings that went hilariously wrong!
The wedding topper
Uh oh! This groom made cake toppers for his wedding but forgot to check the oven’s temp before putting his fiancée in… Now, it looks like he’s marrying a mushroom head or an alien with a big brain.
The argument
“I saw the bride and groom get in a huge argument where the bride produced their actual marriage license and set it on fire in front of the entire reception. Good times.” – u/MDEWBE
This grossed-out flower girl
This is kind of like the flower girl at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. She’s over it! This niece wasn’t thrilled about having to see her aunt kiss her new husband.
The proposal
“During the best man speech, the best man proposed to the maid of honor. It totally stole the night from the bride and groom. Now the best man and maid of honor are in the process of divorcing. The bride and groom did NOT know this was going to happen. No one did.” —u/KeevanGoliath
The trapped getaway car
Instead of making their grand entrace after their ceremony, you can catch this bride and groom outside waiting for the bus. Or, waiting in line in their wedding attire at the local DMV.
The fist fight
“The sister of the bride, who wasn’t invited, showed up drunk and got in a fight with the bride until the father of the bride broke it up by putting the sister in a choke hold and dragging her out of the venue. The bride was surprisingly fine afterward.” —u/paulsmith4908
This wedding cake thief
What has four paws, a cute face, and a tongue that just licked the wedding cake? This guilty kitty! But judging by that face, he isn’t sorry and he would do it again.
The best man
“I worked weddings for a living and once saw the best man get loaded, give a speech, profess his love for the bride, and say how they had slept together two nights prior.” -u/cjbeck71081
The surprise announcement
“Shortly after the ceremony, the groom announced to everyone, including his bride, that he had enlisted in the Navy and was due to report in a few weeks. She was beyond surprised. They didn’t even make it a year.” – u/ALinLOSANGELES
This awkward timing
No, those aren’t some interesting bridesmaids’ dresses! The hotel that was holding this woman’s wedding was also holding a fetish ball at the same time. Nothing says true love like chains, whips, and spandax!
The drunk groom
“The groom was drinking heavily, and by the time the cake was supposed to be cut, he was passed out at the back of the room. The bride was crying hysterically. Her dad stepped in and cut the cake with her.” -u/Rosiebelleann
The projectile vomit
“There was an 8-year-old boy who had loads of confetti in his hand. Turns out he thought it was sugar paper, ate all of it, and then proceeded to projectile vomit everywhere through the middle of the ceremony. It was one of the funniest and most disgusting moments of my life.” – u/theorangepanda99
The security tag
Oh, boy! This shop forgot to remove the security tag off this suit. In case you didn’t know, trying to rip it off leads to a spill of permanent ink. Thankfully, this couple’s Airbnb hosts had some secateurs handy.
The no-show
“The bride never showed up. My cousin was the groom and had about 500 people in attendance. He got on the mic and said there was no bride. We had the party anyway. He married someone else two years later.” – u/PM_ME_UR_HAIR_COLOR
The unattraction
“I was the flower girl in a wedding when I was 6. The ceremony was going fine until the kiss. The groom looked to the crowd, laughed, and said, ‘I don’t want to kiss her.’ Everyone thought he was joking, but he really would not kiss his bride and left her standing there totally embarrassed. Even at age 6, I was dumbfounded. The marriage lasted less than a year.” – u/roolicky
This hungry dog
This is what happens when you leave a dog alone with a wedding cake for a few minutes. He saw his opportunity and he went for it! Just look at his face! That’s his cake now.
The tip
“At the reception, the bride received a tip to go out to the parking lot, where she found her new husband making out with his ex-girlfriend. The ensuing fight came inside the hall, and the party screeched to a halt.” – u/onejoke_username
The in-laws
“The bride got drunk and started screaming about how much she hated her in-laws, who were obviously within earshot. The couple lasted a few years, had kids, and unfortunately are spending thousands in a nasty divorce right now.” – u/jbr0ad
The highway to hell
“During the first wedding I ever attended, the bride and groom walked down the aisle after the ceremony to the song ‘Highway to Hell.’ They were divorced two months later.” – u/Ghostleeee
