Let me set the scene: it’s 3 AM. You’re staying up late for no reason , as per usual.
Suddenly, you hear a random creak from down the hall. Are you petrified, or are you emboldened because you were looking at creepy pics earlier in the day?
I’m not saying this pic collection will save you, but it might take the edge off a bit.
“I’m so disturbed yet also intrigued.”
I always thought that lemons and limes were running mates. They go together so well and are co-stars when it comes to delicious beverages like Sprite. Evidently, though, sometimes there’s trouble in the citrus tree.
“Mahatma Gandhi’s statue after some prankster added red lights to the eyes of it (San Francisco, 2019).”
There’s something about the juxtaposition of this creepy red-eyed Gandhi statue against the Bay Area’s signature fog that just makes my blood run cold.
“I think I should return this blanket. It’s got teefies.”
If you’re a cat owner, you might find this to be incredibly adorable. If you’re not a cat owner, you’re probably creeped out by a blanket that’s capable of biting you.
“Dog with three legs scratching his back.”
I’m not particularly unnerved by doggos with three legs or anything, but the angle this pic is taken from is strange indeed. I see all three legs, but what happened to the dog’s head?
“Jim Carrey doing the Grinch Face without the use of any makeup.”
We all know that Jim Carrey is a treasure who can do anything with his facial expressions. Now that this has been acknowledged, I’d like to ask Mr. Carrey never to make this face again.
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“Quarantine wedding.”
I get the idea here, I really do. Friends and family can be present in a sense through these photos. Still, there’s something about all these lifeless photos in the dark, cavernous church that just doesn’t sit right with me.
“Thinking you’ve come across a KKK meeting.”
There’s something undeniably creepy about walking along the beach at an all-inclusive after everybody’s gone to bed. All the fun in the sun stuff is still out there, but no people are. It just hits different at night.
“This jack o lantern with mold growing from inside.”
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from spooky season, it’s that the scariest pumpkins are the ones that have been left out too long. Just what is that mold, exactly, and why does it look like steel wool?
“My driveway today.”
If you open your front door and your driveway looks like a scene from Silent Hill , it’s probably a sign that you should close the door, lock the door, and spend the rest of the day cowering indoors.
“This car design I have to witness every day.”
Some professional work went into painting this SpongeBob scene on the back of the car, because the paintwork looks great. It’s just a shame, a really big shame, that the eyes have to look like that.
“The unholy union of these two profile pictures.”
I kind of love it and kind of hate it when unrelated photos line up perfectly like this. On one hand, what are the odds? On the other hand, I really don’t like this composite face.
“Oh no my kid discovered the baby monitor.”
Looking at your kid on the baby monitor is going to be a bit spooky even at the best of times, but still, what’s going on here? Why are the eyes so black?
“Birds running.”
Birds are built to fly more than run, so it stands to reason that they might look a bit odd when they’re running. Here’s the proof. They look like fluffy monsters, or the last thing you might ever see.
“Tell me what is happening here in four words or less.”
I don’t even want to think about what might be going on here, let alone find a way to describe it in four words or less. This pic is pure evil.
“This dog trying to catch a ball.”
I’m of two minds here. In some ways, this is just a funny, almost cute photo. But in other ways, the size of this dog’s gaping maw is not cute at all, but terrifying.
“The Danish Special Forces are just militarised Sleep Paralysis Demons.”
I had no formal opinion on the Danish Special Forces before today, but after seeing this photo, I’m officially now more terrified of them than I am of anything else.
“Harpy eagle.”
If you do a Google image search for ‘harpy eagle’, you’ll see enough weird pics to fuel your nightmares for the next six months. I’m sure they’re perfectly nice birds and all, but I don’t want anything to do with them.
“This is true fear.”
I had no idea astigmatism did this to your night vision while driving. It almost looks like it would be doable, but all of those dazzling lights would be a real distraction if you were driving at highway speed.
“Saw this baby walking into work.”
I wonder if the driver of this car does this so they can drive in the carpool lane, if they want to freak people out, or if this is just their own weird aesthetic.
“This tree does not want to be touched.”
Nature is full of plants that grow nettles and needles and so on to discourage people from touching them. I don’t know what kind of tree this is, but it does not look friendly.
