Slow walkers, people who don’t use their turn signal, people who can’t bother to throw their trash out.
What do all of these things have in common? They’re all things that mildly infuriate people. We may not freak out, but we will roll our eyes… A LOT.
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For more, here are 19 things that will always mildly infuriate me.
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People like this are what’s wrong with the world.
We get that trucks are larger than cars, but this person was this close to nailing their parking job. If only they had a brain and moved further up.
Lazy roommates
“Roommate throws away dishes so he won’t have to do them (I bought all our dishes and silverware),” this Redditor wrote.
It’s time for that Redditor to throw this roommate where they belong: IN THE TRASH.
*eye twitches*
“Did I do something wrong? Why does my local pizza shop hate me?” this Redditor wrote.
We think we know what happened here. Mario was cutting the piece into slices like a regular pie, and then Luigi yelled, “No, man, it’s supposed to be squared.”
The loophole of your jeans getting stuck on something.
You’ll leave when the door says you can leave! Until then, be totally freaked out when you try to pull away. Clearly, the door just wants to know you better. Get it? Hehe.
We’re never going to learn Spanish now.
This is probably the kind of website that won’t let you move on until the answers are correct. In other words, it’s a black hole on the internet that we want no part of. Comprende?!
“Even more reasons to love it?” Yeah, right.
Um, how did someone get a picture of us?! This is what it looks like when we try to open up to a human being AKA another failed attempt.
Have you never heard of a coaster?
“If only there was something to put a drink on …” this Redditor wrote, indicating that it wasn’t them who committed this travesty, but rather someone else. Whoever it was, they deserve to be banned.
An apple a day keeps pollution a devastating problem
We get putting 12 apples in a bag and selling it — that’s normal — but one single apple getting wrapped in plastic?! The poor turtles are rolling their eyes.
The garbage dump
“My partner borrowed my car for a few days, and gave it back like this,” this Redditor wrote. Their EX-partner, they mean? How could you look at someone the same after this? Also, how many drinks does one person need?!
The irony.
In what universe is this okay? It’s kind of like when stores put condoms on the rack outside of an aisle. People are going to feel hella uncomfortable searching through that in front of everyone.
This attempt at baking.
While there are recipes like “cloud bread” floating around on TikTok, this is something else. We’ve never heard of “air bread” because who wants to eat air? Try again or fill the empty gap with cheese.
0-ply
Remember when Dwight from The Office bought the building that housed Dunder Mifflin and started changing the toilet paper? This is kind of like that. To get back at the establishment, this person needs to use the whole roll.
Why you gotta play us like that, Bubly?
We love you, Bubly, but we have a serious bone to pick with you! But since Michael Bublé has become the official spokesperson (fitting, right?), we’ll take our complaints right to him.
When you only wanted one banana
You know what this means! BANANA BREAD! That, or embrace your monkey ancestors and eat five at once. Sure, you’ll be full and hyped up on sugar, but better than to leave food to waste.
This ungrateful cat
They’re given a nice scratching post, but they decide to use the couch instead. It’s a similar story whenever we buy them toys. They don’t use them, but they will chill in the box it came in.
The folded baguette
“Just bought a baguette and the cashier FOLDED IT in half so it would fit in the bag,” this Twitter user wrote. Yikes! We feel their pain. On the bright side, breaking bread is a nice custom around the world.
Only people who wear glasses understand
Why can’t we enjoy the rain, too? We feel like we’re inside a fishbowl when this happens. Also, we have to deal with our glasses fogging up whenever we wear our mask anywhere.
Thanks for the bag
“Ordered a tool from Amazon. They sent me a bag with nothing in it. Wish I could make this up,” this Redditor wrote. If only package thieves had decided to steal this instead of people’s new items.
This smushed pie
“The way my pizza got delivered the other day,” this Redditor wrote.
This one hurts! Just imagine showing this to an Italian. It would hurt their soul, much like it does whenever people order pineapple on pizza.
