I’m assuming that your day has been going pretty much fine, until now, but something has drawn you into an article that promises to be turn that good day right around. I’m not going to pretend to understand why you want this, but I’ll do my best to deliver for you.
1. There’s a reason you’ve never heard somebody say how glad they were after using a coupon to get a haircut.
After all, it doesn’t save you any money at all if you just going to have to turn around and get your hair done again somewhere else to fix the first one.
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2. Either someone didn’t think this through, or somebody is way cleverer than I’ll ever be.
Cynical people like Reddit user EdCroquet say it’s the latter, explaining “People might not want the expensive pillow, but upon seeing this ‘lifehack’ cannot resist the bargain and buy it anyway.
The price was always 10, it just looks cheaper now and it makes you feel smart.”
3. If you’re not the kind of person who appreciates dad-style jokes, you’d better turn away now. This isn’t going to be pretty.
I’d also like to imagine that if you pick up the dustpan, there’s an Annie Lennox record right behind it too.
4. For as long as people have been making fake fruit, there have been people embarrassing themselves by trying to eat it.
Some would say that wax fruit is the ultimate forbidden snack , but others would just be embarrassed that we’re even having this conversation.
5. What exactly does it say about someone when they want art that’s “mediocre at best” tattooed onto their body.
I get that sometimes you get called out, and it’s embarrassing, but this is absolutely not the way to behave.
6. Admittedly, this one is pretty low-stakes, but it’s still bugging me. Sue me.
I haven’t seen an embarrassing face-related mix-up this bad since Nic Cage and Travolta did their thing.
7. Honestly, this is the most relatable and frustrating thing on the planet.
Why does any company that makes toilet paper even make an option that’s so thin it’s transparent? I want luxury, not a window into my own filth.
8. Speaking of toilet-related shenanigans.
I’m deeply worried about this picture. I’m really hoping that this is just intended for hand use, but I can’t say with any kind of certainty that it’s not as bad as it looks.
9. Listen, if I haven’t already learned how to make friends, I’m not about to start in my early twenties, okay?
I’m not paying umpteen thousand dollars to have you hold my hand, okay?
10. I’ve seen some pretty spectacular panorama fails in my lifetime, but somehow this giraffe is the worst one yet.
This thing is going to haunt my nightmares for a good long while.
11. Sure, it can sometimes be fun to brag and grandstand, but you’ve got to remember that the second you do, people are going to be looking to knock you off your high horse.
Who even brings socks to the beach ?
12. I’m guessing this is going to be a very poorly attended expo.
Or maybe they’re just saying you can’t bring your own pets, hoping that you forget you have any and end up just getting one of theirs?
13. The guy’s silhouette in this picture is telling me exactly how I feel about this whole situation.
The real question is why this couple keeps returning to this restaurant if this is the kind of experience they’ve come to expect.
14. Oh yes, how dare this store — *squints* — lock their doors after the end of business hours?
I get the feeling they weren’t exactly going for all the “funny” reactions that they got, but they sure deserved them.
15. Well, thank goodness they felt pressured enough to leave a note.
Talk about adding insult to insult to insult to insult to injury. I think I covered all the insults and injuries.
16. I think this would test my social protocol to the limit.
Should you still flush? Or is okay to just walk away and/or just burn down the bathroom in this case?
17. I think the most infuriating thing about this picture is how close it almost was.
Usually, I’ll freak out when things are wildly out of sync with how they should be. I don’t even know if this is worse, but it sure does bother me.
18. I honestly didn’t even know that it was possible for this to happen.
Imagine starting your workday realizing that this was possible. How would it even happen? What’s keeping the handle attached in the first place? I’d look it up, but I honestly don’t care quite enough to find out.
19. Wait a second, what?
Are they just using my dude, Einstein, as, like, a meme demonstration of tastiness because he has his tongue out? Or do they think he’s Italian?
20. I’ve got to think that this is the worst possible way to advertise your plus-sized clothing.
I’m honestly trying to come up with a worse way , and I’m struggling. Much like this model probably struggled to fit into these pants.
21. It took me way too long to realize that the brown horse isn’t actually floating.
Don’t ask me to explain it, and don’t ask me to justify it. Just accept that I’m a borderline idiot and move on with your day.
22. I’m having a hard time understand how this could have possibly happened by accident.
I couldn’t have even pulled this off on purpose if you’d paid me to. So, props, I guess?
23. I haven’t seen lying about size this egregious since I was last on Tinder.
Sure, it’s 17% smaller, but let’s just say it’s not and let them buy it up.
24. When it’s hot outside, you’ve gotta stay cool any way you can.
And health codes and polite behavior be darned, I guess? I’m actually going to need a few minutes to try and get over this one. ??????
