No matter how good a day you may be having, there are always some individuals out there who will try to rile you up with their mildly infuriating ways!
With this in mind, from people who did not understand the concept of time to individuals who tried to sell us magic chalk, here are 20 people who are determined to get under our skin!
“Frankenstein was actually the name of the author.”
This has just caused people’s arguments over who “Frankenstein” really is, the monster or the creator, to go to a whole new dimension. Why did they single out this novel to swap the title and the author around on? How needlessly infuriating!
“Lets use paper straws and wrap them in plastic.”
I guess that they need a way to stop the paper straw from getting soggy while it is in transit to wherever it is getting sold. However, a better idea would be to have people tilt the cup to drink from it like a d**n adult not a toddler.
“The Struggles Of Selling A Microphone Online.”
It seems as though Salvador is the problem here, not the act of trying to sell a microphone online. It must be a nightmare being friends with Salvador and trying to make plans to meet up, the man clearly doesn’t understand how time works.
“Employer refuses workers from using the A/C as a heat wave comes rushing in.”
This is just one of the most needlessly cruel things that I have seen for a long time. I would be in that room for a matter of seconds before I cut that tape off and plugged the air con back in.
“I would give him 10 stars! But, since I can’t, here’s 4 out of 5.”
What is the logic behind this then? I am sure that Sami was elated with this four star review promising the unattainable joys of a ten star review! Perhaps the person who left this review just really hates odd numbers?
“Ordered 4 toppings and got it on 4 different quarters.”
I have never seen such a thing in all my life. This actually took more effort on behalf of the pizzeria than simply chucking all of the toppings on like…well, like a normal person! I would still eat it, I’d just be angry while I did so.
“This isn’t how this works. This isn’t how any of this works!”
Right, that is the first and last straw. This person should never be allowed anywhere near a sandwich from now on with immediate effect. How could you look at an innocent, delicious sandwich and perform such a heinous act upon its person?
“I saw this clock at a restaurant… I still hate it.”
It was also pointed out that the clock does in fact run counter clockwise as well. Come to think of it, it would be worse if the clock ran clockwise but all of the numbers ran counter clockwise. Now that would be hellish.
“Somebody broke off the stalks of the asparagus to avoid paying the per-pound price for the parts they weren’t going to use.”
I cannot help but kind of admire their ingenuity and thriftiness on some level, but the fact that they just left the discarded bits there for someone else to clean up is unforgivable. Clean up your own d**n mess whoever you are!
“My sister asked if I wanted a bagel, she is 31.”
And I here I was thinking that we had already seen the worst atrocity committed upon a bread-based product. However, it appears that this person’s sister is hoping to blow everyone else out of the water. There is just so much wrong here.
“This is the key they gave us at our hotel. And yes, everyone has the same.”
Wow, they look about as secure as any promise that the British government makes. May as well not even lock the doors. One astute lock enthusiast also pointed out, “Those are wardrobe keys. The hotel must have thought they found some crazy cheap locks.”
“How Walmart shipped a folding chair.”
The “folding” part is more of a guideline than an actual rule you have to follow. Although, perhaps the person who ordered this chair paid extra to have it assembled by Walmart staff before it was shipped. Assembly can be very tricky if you don’t know what you’re doing.
“Who else does this bother?”
I wish that this did not bother me as much as it does, but by Christ it really gets under my skin. And yes, I am aware that this is the most first world problem that there is, but it’s still an annoyance!
“Been looking forward to my Friday night drink all week and it gets delivered with the security tag on.”
Time to look up videos on how to pick these things open I guess! Sure, you could complain and try to send it back, but what are you going to be drinking in the meantime?! It’s Friday, you can’t have Friday without a gin!
“My sister’s art project’s waste, all brand new printer paper.”
This person’s sister must have not been aware that you could put more than one image on a single sheet of paper, surely? Or, maybe they just really hate the rainforests and want to see them destroyed at any cost.
“Chalk prices at Target vs a college bookstore.”
Jesus and the Mary Chain, that is one h**l of a markup! No wonder people need student loans if this is the price of chalk! Perhaps this is special academic chalk though, I don’t know what that means but it justifies it being this expensive…sort of.
“When filling up gas they place an advertisement on your hood.”
One helpful person did point out, “This is Thailand, it is to reminded driver to not drive away. They don’t allow you to pump your own gas, attendants has to do it for you.” Although, I still don’t like the idea of having an advert perched on the hood of my car.
“Or you could just post them…”
This would maybe make a little more sense if it showed all of the different hours for the different shops. However, one person pointed out, “I was gonna say they probably list the hours of all the stores and stuff in the same place…but having scanned that QR, it’s nothing but mall hours, which could’ve easily been printed on the same size of the paper that it took them to post a huge bar code.”
“Roommate thought uncooked cinnamon rolls go in the cupboard?”
Although, the more that you look at the general state of this cupboard, the less any of it makes sense. What is meant to be the purpose of this cupboard, is it just for whatever was close at hand when they opened it?
“Instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my bf just refills it with whatever as it ‘mixes in his stomach anyway.’ Pictured is his glass of ‘water’ after milk and oreos.”
I initially thought that there was a fly floating in their drink, but the fact that this is an old chunk of Oreo floating in their water makes it somehow worse. The cloudiness of the “water” is also knocking me sick.
Last Updated on August 5, 2021 by Paddy Clarke