This isn't your mom's list of infuriating images.
That being said, if your mom's the kind of person who compiles lists of infuriating images on the internet, that's pretty cool. Your mom and I should grab coffee sometime.
But that's enough about your mom, let's get into some images that'll probably make your eye twitch.
Unless they were actually meaning to say "Keep I'm Calm Batman Because," like some kind of weird Batman-Yoda hybrid...
I'd totally watch that movie, who am I kidding?
Sure, you can still piece the thing back together, but it's the principle of the thing!
You just want me to go to the Verizon store so you can sell me a screen protector and an extra charger, don't you? I see your tricks.
I mean, it could go a lot worse when trying to make a squirrel shaped like a crab, but we're talking about toys here, not mad scientist genetic engineering.
Apparently, this is how the wife of the guy who shared the photo leaves her gum packages, with a piece or two still in them. Who knows why.
I also cut bread diagonally for some reason. My mom used to tell me it was because I was left-handed, but I think that was just her polite way of saying I'm an idiot.
How has nobody made Wedding Crashers into a reality show yet, where you just show up at random weddings and either ruin them or make them better? Should I not be saying this? Should I pitch this to the video team?
To be fair, I'm a pretty messy eater, so this is how the floor looks after nearly every meal I eat, but at least I keep it off the subway.
I hope that you're the kind of person who can just skim over this and not be bothered. Your life must be so carefree.
Like...he has to know, right? Is he doing this just to bother me? Does he not have any feeling in his ear...crest? What's that part of the ear called?
Also, I didñ't even know that label makers had the optioñ to do this. This has just changed the game.
I just...I get why you'd want to share your faith with people, but there has to be a classier way than by psyching people out with a fake generous tip. I can't imagine that's ever worked.
Well alright then, if you're not going to use it, let me just sliiiiiiide right in there.
Move over, manspreading, manstretching is the hot new trend in inconveniencing people on public transit.
It's rich in vitamin Key.
Yep, that's where we've apparently gotten to in terms of the level of joke in this article.
I'm also pretty rattled by the fact that a) this is also grammatically wrong, and b) it's called "Timing is Everything" according to Shutterstock, which it's totally not.
That's why my weight loss progress pics are always headshots in the "before" section.
It's not like cans aren't a standard size. Why in the world would this slot be too small? Is this a prank machine? Someone answer me!
It just doesn't make any sense at all. It's like whoever designed this had seen a person once, but has a reasonable handle on how bikes are supposed to look.
A more clever person would come up with a way to include Dr. Dre's name into a pun, but clearly I'm just not up to that challenge.
Which is also the caption of the 15 minutes I lie in bed at night before falling asleep.
Imagine trying to sell this story. "Officer, they hit me so hard I fell out of the door." Nah, fam.
Except they don't fit. They never fit. Stop doing this.
