Signs are a tried and true tool in the advertising world. All of us are influenced by advertising and signs are the simplest form of communicating a message .
However, sometimes that message can be a little difficult to decipher. Have a look below and check out these 15 signs that have me cracking up.
That’s one way to get out of a speeding ticket.
I sure wish I had one of these this past weekend, let me tell you. Oh, and by the way, a doula is like a midwife, except that their job is to provide emotional support for the mother-to-be during birth.
Lawn signs are getting way to preachy these days…
I bet these people are a thrill to have as a neighbor. With such a chipper outlook on life, how could they not be? God forbid if any child kicks a ball over the fence at this household…
That Faygo packs a punch.
If the pop is exploding off the shelf, why on earth would you leave it out in the open?! Posting a makeshift sign on a piece of computer paper seems like a half-measure at best.
A true red herring.
Imagine how excited you’d be if from a distance you thought that you would be able to pick up a box of your favorite stuffing, on sale, and then come to find out that it was all one big cruel joke.
That doesn’t sound appealing at all, actually.
The next time you hear some boomer complaining about how they don’t teach cursive handwriting in public schools anymore — point them to this sign. All cursive does is get you into trouble.
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Does anyone still use the word “hippy” anymore.
I applaud anything or anyone helping to lessen the stigma surrounding men and mental health issues. I just don’t know if this is the best or most strategically sound way of going about it.
Choose your own adventure.
I know that this is pretty lowbrow but I actually can’t stop laughing even as I’m writing this. This is precisely why I handle my business at home and leave public restrooms to those much braver and bolder than I.
Signs don’t come much creepier than this.
Follow someone home; why would you want people to do that? It sounds pretty stalker-ish if you ask me. The sentiment isn’t without value but the message in the wording is incredibly confusing.
Clearly, someone hates Beethoven.
So is “Fur Elise” the piano player’s equivalent of “Stairway to Heaven”? I don’t know how anyone could ever get tired of hearing such a beautiful melody. I’m talking about Led Zeppelin; not Beethoven by the way.
There’s such a thing as being too honest…
So on top of working a 12-16 hour-long shift, the prospective employees can also expect to be working shorthanded. Oh, and the pay is crap too. Who in their right mind wouldn’t want to work here?
A lost pet is a lost pet.
How on earth does a horse get into a 3-story walkup; did it wander in by mistake? Can you imagine walking out of your apartment and finding this beautiful majestic beast waiting for you in the hallway?!
What am I signing up for, exactly?
What does this sign mean by “Summer is farting”? Is it some kind of convoluted metaphor or something else? And just where are you supposed to sign up and for what precisely? I’m so lost with this one.
Who ya gonna call?
Was this intended to be a cruel prank? How the hell are you supposed to dial 9-9-9 if the only numbers on the phone are 1, 2, 3?! This is the kind of thing you’d expect to see in a bad horror movie.
No thanks, you can keep it.
I don’t know about you, but anywhere that’s advertising that they have “FREE COVID” is the kind of place that I’m avoiding at all costs. Wouldn’t it have been simpler to have the sign read “VACCINES HERE”?
And the award for “Best Bumper-Sticker” goes to…
I can say with utmost certainty that I would rather be watching The Mummy than having to do 99.9% of my daily obligations. I’m so happy that Brendan Fraser is beginning to make his resurgence — it’s been far too long!