Everyone comes into life with a different set of abilities and traits that lead them to navigate the world in a variety of ways. Some are steadfast, some are shy, and some are…well, a little weird .
That’s not necessarily a bad thing though! These people can be so fun and very creative. This list shines a light on those funny people who are making their weirdness work for them.
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“I’m not normally good at this DIY stuff, but this one came out just like the one on the box!”
Wow, that’s amazing! I’ve been into crafting and such my whole life, and I don’t even think I could pull this one off. A little confidence can go a long way in the world of DIY, I can’t wait to see what you make next!
“My man always has his cigar while on the treadmill.”
Say what you want, but he’s actually going to the gym and seems to do so a lot if the uploader of this photo recognizes him. Sure, he’s smoking while doing it, but that’s still a lot more dedicated exercise than most of us get!
“So Snapchat face swap works on imaginary faces too.”
Oh, good, a new horrific face to haunt my nightmares and linger in the back of my mind, ready to spook me while I do mundane tasks, plaguing my life as I know it.
It also kind of looks like a cartoon shark, though, which makes it less scary.
“I am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this.”
The idea that, should you get mad at the words or terms used after signing this, he could sue for break of contract is very funny. Imagine going to court because you signed baby’s first contract without thinking and then broke the one clause on it.
“Just a girl and her [wieners].”
Surely this was placed with some sense of self-awareness, which honestly makes it even better. Sure, the sticker and the plate frame leads you to believe this is about dachshunds, but that could be a cover. Either way, speak your truth.
“She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn.”
And she looks like she regrets none of it. Some measly grass means nothing to her, she’s much stronger than that. She fears no mower, no blades of grass, she will remain strong and unmoving in her claiming of this territory!
Smaller and smaller.
A story told in the title of the original post as such, “My boyfriend and I recently moved in together, and he laughed that I use smaller fruit bowls as the fruit gets eaten. Today, there was one apple left so, so I did this. I want to see if he says anything.”
“Math may not seem very important to some, but in my school, it’s some serious [expletive]!”
Man, and here I thought my school experience was stressful, but a class with stakes this high must be a nightmare! Whoever keeps letting this teacher buy animals isn’t helping either.
The only way to avoid this problem is to stop progressing in math all together. Math is now canceled, forever!
“Knights lining up to receive their meal from the king.”
The king feasts inside on as many burgers as he can stomach while his workers and the local villagers must all line up for rations outside the castle.
They are grateful for their servings of fries and chicken strips, but little do they know the greed the king hides from them.
“Fiancée tried to make doughnuts but added too much batter. I introduce to you, the muffnut.”
Honestly? These don’t look half bad. It’s just a doughnut, but with a muffin top. It’s a more compact muffin, no more crumbly bottom that you have to peel paper off of and make a whole mess with. The muffnut is the next step up in pastry standards.
“Easy Lube’s got it going on.”
Easy Lube sure does what they say they will within any allotted period of time! They take as long as they need, but it’s always fast as long as they say it is. With them, you know service will happen at some point!
“Not sure buying that Tesla was a good idea.”
Who says this is because of the Tesla? Could be a number of things. Student debt, medical debt, loan debt, recent gas prices.
The Tesla didn’t help that debt at all, sure, but anything could have caused it! Maybe they just decided to dig the hole a little deeper!
“I saved this little squirrel but my cat wasn’t very pleased…”
Why do I have a feeling your cat was the one who brought the squirrel to you and is now enraged that not only have you taken their prey, but you’re trying to rescue it too? They can’t believe you, this is so disrespectful!
“I’ve heard of motorcycle gangs, but looks like now there’s scooter gangs.”
They might not be as traditionally scary, but that’s how they get you. You don’t even suspect them, then before you know it, your car is surrounded by a slow crawl of tens of scooters. By then, it’s too late.
“My dog using my wife as a pillow.”
And your wife using your dog as a pillow. This is a symbiotic relationship they’ve got going on here. With how natural they seem with each other, I’d watch out. They might decide they don’t need you one day and you’ll wake up both dog and wife-less.
“Return note on box of LEGO.”
I’m baffled at the idea of someone having not heard of LEGO or what it is their entire life, so when they finally get some they think it’s all pre-built. Most of the fun comes from building! The joy of creativity and all that!
“This is my 12 year old nephew doing his homework.”
Sure, it’s not the most conventional position in the world, but whatever helps him finish his homework! Who are we to judge him for doing what feels best? Well, I’ll judge his bare feet being up on the table, but that’s it!
“Going to be sore after this one.”
The comments were mostly filled with people pointing out the watch’s tightness rather than said watch thinking he was working out. No wonder it thinks your heart is pumping so hard, it’s trying to get blood to the hand whose circulation you’re cutting off.
“Found this year’s Thanksgiving cake!”
But who could cut into a masterpiece such as this? It’s marvelous! This cake is truly a work of art, I can’t imagine defiling it with a blade or even eating it. It must be preserved forever, submit it to the Louvre!
“These guys brought full place settings and McDonald’s to school for lunch.”
Just because they’re at school, doesn’t mean they don’t deserve an elevated dining experience. They’re creating an environment in which they feel fancy, cultured, even high class.
After all, nothing says fine dining like eating chicken nuggets with a fork and knife.
