Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may need to be eased back into the real world once this pandemic is over, because evidently, they’ve forgotten fundamental social etiquette.
While appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Home Edition the pair gave fans a little TMI about their morning routine…
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In an extra giggly interview on *The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon* on Monday, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis gave fans a bit TMI about their morning routine.
I definitely did not need to know this much about them.
Jimmy challenged the couple to a game of “voice swap”.
Essentially, Jimmy asks one of them a question and while they other one answers for them, they have to try and move their lips at the same time.
He directed his first question at Mila, asking “How are you doing?”
A fairly standard, polite, straightforward question that in turn, received a much less standard, polite, and straightforward response thanks to Ashton .
Speaking for Mila, Ashton proceeded to give fans a very unnecessary, graphic, and detailed answer that none of us were expecting.
“I’m great. I went to the bathroom this morning to take a giant [expletive],” he said .
“I feel wonderful after doing that because I released my entire innards,” he went on.
“And from that, it just opened me up to the wonderful energy of the world .”
Jimmy then followed up with another question, asking if Mila has had any bizarre dreams during quarantine.
Ashton responded by explaining an obviously made up dream about elbow cancer.
“My elbow was so cancerous that I couldn’t even bend it and pick up my children,” he said.
“So I picked up the littlest one and dropped him on his head again,” he joked .
Of course, Mila was giggling hysterically throughout this entire game. She admitted that she doesn’t know how anyone could keep a straight face during that.
“I don’t know how people keep a straight face,” she said .
She admitted that she could never be in an *SNL* skit because she wouldn’t be able to contain her laughter.
“Do you know what my worst fear — and I said I’ll never do it — is SNL because of this,” she said .
“I enjoy laughter and I have a very hard time holding it down,” she added.
“You and Jimmy on SNL would’ve been a great pairing,” Ashton chimed in, referencing Jimmy’s hilarious reputation for laughing during skits.
Anyway, before long it was Mila’s turn to answer questions on Ashton’s behalf.
“What is the first thing you’ll do after quarantine is over?,” Jimmy asked .
“My favorite thing to do is to just go outside and get naked and run around. Look at me go!,” Mila replied.
At which point, Ashton actually took his shirt off — unveiling his chest hair that has an uncanny resemblance to the Batman logo.
“My chest hair is shaped like the Batman signal!,” Mila said.
“And I don’t even know why it’s there !”
These two are an absolute riot. I love it.
Side note: ICYMI, Ashton and Mila recently released their own wine, and 100% of the proceeds go to COVID-19 relief efforts.
The Pinot Noir goes for $50 for two bottles, and all of the earnings are donated to Give Directly, Direct Relief, The Frontline Responders Fund, and America’s Food Fund.
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