How often have you heard someone say “if you can dream it, you can dot it!” It’s that kind of entrepreneurial spirit that’s helped to give birth to some of the greatest inventions and innovations in the history of mankind.
However, as you will soon come to see, even our dreams have limits — or at least they should. Have a look below and check out these 15 very odd things that are somehow real objects.
You know you’ve got a detachment problem when…
If you can’t be away from your phone long enough to take a shower, then something is seriously wrong. And can someone please explain to me why this shower curtain has more than 10 different pockets? Who has that many devices?!
Isn’t that what a tiller is for?
OK, Black Panther — put the claws away. While these might very well work for a cosplay outfit or Halloween costume, they’d quickly become redundant in a garden. There are literally five different tools I can think of off the top of my head that do precisely what this product describes.
I feel like this is a violation of privacy.
So I guess there’s a market out there for people who like to look at pictures of pooping dogs? That’s good to know. My question is, where do you draw the line? At what point (or species) does it stop being cute and start becoming some kind of weird fecal fetish?
This just seems creepy to me…
Boardwalk Empire was one of my favorite shows while it was on the air, so rest assured I have plenty of love for my man Nucky Thompson aka Steve Buscemi. I just can’t get over the idea that burning candles in his effigy seems a little…culty?
Believe it or not, this monstrosity costs nearly forty dollars.
Maybe it’s because I read one too many R.L. Stine’s ” Goosebumps ” books as a kid, but I think that garden gnomes are downright terrifying. Seeing one riding on the back of a corgi is a real trigger for me.
I don’t know why it exists, but boy am I glad that it does.
I know what you’re thinking and trust me — I used to be just as skeptical as you are. But that was before I got a bottle of this in my stocking for Christmas. Now, I have to admit that I’m a believer.
Now, this is an invention I can really get behind.
The only thing worse than peeing all over the seat in the middle of the night is having to turn on the bathroom light so that you don’t end up peeing all over the seat in the middle of the night. This device is a happy medium.
How about a stress ball that resembles a human face?
If squeezing a stress ball that resembles a human face helps to get you through the worst parts of your day, then I say go for it. Is it a little unsettling? Undoubtedly. But considering the collective Hell we’ve all experienced these past three years — you could be doing much worse.
Everyone could use a yodeling pickle.
I’ve come to learn that people who love pickles tend to love them a lot. Still, I can’t think of any given situation where having an electronic yodeling pickle would somehow add to the overall collective experience.
This looks good enough to eat.
All that’s missing is a blanket that resembles a giant wheel of brie! Give me that and I’d be all set for the comfiest, most delicious nap I could ever hope to have. My mouth is watering just thinking about it!
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Who doesn’t need a Nic Cage sequin couch pillow?
I find this pillow to be deeply disturbing. The last face I’d want to see after waking up from a couch nap would be that of Nic Cage . All the exposed chest hair certainly isn’t helping the situation, either.
I suppose congratulations are in order?
Under what circumstances would you ever give this to another human being? Clearly, you’re not using it yourself. So is this supposed to be a gag or something you give to someone whom you despise with all your heart?
This would be absolutely useless in my house.
Isn’t this invention completely redundant? In all my 30-something odd years of life, I don’t think I can ever remember a single scenario wherein I had to save my sub for a later time. I’m a 12″ in a single sitting kind of guy; if you know what I mean.
Emo’s not dead.
You can’t begin to understand what it means to be hardcore if you’re still wiping with white TP. I can’t say for certain, but I’d wager that this is the precise kind of bathroom tissue that you’d find in Ozzy Osbourne’s house.
In case of emergency, just add water.
Why would you need to add water? I mean, couldn’t you just bunch a single pair of tighty-whities into that can? And what if I’m in a situation wherein I need underwear but have no water reserves? There are just too many unknown variables for me to become an investor.
