Let’s cut to the chase here: all of us f**t. Chances are good that all of us have also, at one time or another, ripped a f**t so disturbing that we’ve wanted to just disappear from the scene.
Well, if that sounds like you, you need to read this story. You’re not alone.
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Maxime van den Dijssel is into fitness.
As she recounts in a recent [TikTok video](TikTok | @maximevdd ), van den Dijssel wasn’t going to let a night of pounding back drinks and eating questionable street meat stop her from going to a spin class.
Spin class can be rather intense.
Sure, it’s great for keeping your fitness up, but that constant movement has a way of loosening things up…especially if you went a little too hard the previous night.
Yep, she let one rip.
Maxime explains that she had to, uh, f**t out a f**t. Another participant threw up and it caused a scene. At the time, she didn’t want to fess up (although she’s since shared this story with millions of people).
It sounds pretty bad.
I mean, we’ve all smelled (and maybe caused) a few bad ones before, but seriously? It’s wild that this was bad enough to actually make someone vomit.
It’s a common experience.
The silver lining, if there is one, is that practically everyone has a similarly embarrassing story from some point in their past.
What matters is who gets blamed.
Honestly, things like this almost seem like a win for the perpetrator if they’re able to play dumb and get away with it.
Long story short…
Because she didn’t take responsibility, it was apparently assumed that the whole spin studio had a sewage issue. The gym was evacuated, and nobody had to suffer through that f***y spin class.
What do you think?
Could someone really blast a f**t so bad that people thought it was a sewage problem rather than, y’know, a f**t? Farts dissipate. Sewage problems linger. I’m not so sure about this one.
Let us know about your worst f**t stories in the comments!
Last Updated on May 19, 2021 by D
