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The Great Ketchup Caper: Friend’s Bizarre Plan to Conquer the Condiment World

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We’ve all had that one friend who’s a little *too* passionate about something, but have you ever met someone who’s borderline obsessed with ketchup? Meet Zoltar, a man on a mission to dethrone Heinz and become the top ketchup provider in the US. His grand plan? A bizarre, theatrical scheme involving his friends, a restaurant, and a whole lot of ketchup-induced acting. Let’s dive into this saucy tale and see if our protagonist is willing to play along with Zoltar’s ketchup crusade.

The Ketchup King in the Making

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The Ultimate Ketchup Creation

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A Saucy Ambition

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Target: Heinz

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The Master Plan

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A Scripted Ketchup Performance

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Cue: The Tomato Critic

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Enter: The Ketchup Chef

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A Saucy Standing Ovation

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The Ketchup Trumpet

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The Pitch to the Manager

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The Reluctant Ketchup Salesman

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Dreams of a Ketchup Empire

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The Reluctant Friend

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A Friendship on the Brink

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To Ketchup or Not to Ketchup: A Friendship at Stake

So, our protagonist finds himself in a pickle (or should we say, a ketchup bottle?). He’s torn between supporting his friend’s wild ketchup dreams and staying true to his own beliefs. He refuses to participate in the elaborate ketchup scheme, but now faces backlash from some friends who think he’s crushing Zoltar’s dreams. Is he being a bad friend, or is he just being honest? Let’s see what the internet has to say about this saucy situation…

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Building a following through farmers markets and local shops.

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Not the a-hole. Fun idea, but won’t succeed in business.

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Support your friend’s enthusiasm, but set boundaries. NTA

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Support your friend’s ketchup dreams, but keep your distance

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Jessbies | Jessbies

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A humorous comment about homemade ketchup with Seinfeld reference.

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Laughter is the best condiment

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