We’re about to get a little weird here. Sometimes, weird is good. Sometimes it’s just weird. Really, it’s all in the eye of the beholder. So sit back and peruse a list of finely curated WTF-ery.
KFC, you okay?
A Redditor posted this, saying it was the grand prize in some kind of KFC Photoshop contest. I know lots of fast food joints like to embrace their weirdness, but this is a rug too far.
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Nature’s bounty.
A driver found this in the backwoods of Pennsylvania. If you’re wondering what it is, it’s exactly what it looks like: an unexplained sky-high mountain of dishes and cups in the middle of nowhere.
Careful.
Working on a ship, you get pretty used to dropping and pulling up anchor. When the anchor straight up hooks an unexploded torbedo from who knows when, things get a little more interesting.
What’s the worst that could happen?
We don’t show a lot of appreciation for the pillars and load-bearing columns of our world, but they do a lot of heavy lifting. I hope this one remains fit for service.
It came in like a wrecking ball.
It must be weird strolling along the Hong Kong waterfront to see a boulder casually wedged into the handrail. Even though storms can happen, are they really going to throw something like this around?
Horrifying or cute?
What we’re looking at is a toy plastic spider with an actual live gecko coming out of its nether regions. Geckos are pretty cute and all, but this is still a little freaky.
Before safety standards.
Automakers need to test their vehicles out somewhere, and if you were running Fiat in 1929, you would choose the roof of your factory. How could anything possibly go wrong?
Frostillicus.
This guy looks like the Night King just breathed on him, but he got this way from surfing in Lake Superior during the coldest period of the winter.
Alex Jones?
I’m trying really hard to follow along here, but I got lost after the first line. Maybe I’ve already been taken over by the robotic reverse vampire lizard people.
Of all the ways to do this…
I should point out that these are just dolls, and they were wrapped up like this to make moving house easier. I just don’t understand how this would be the way someone chose to move them.
Look out below!
The best slide is one that provides a few thrills on the way down and guides you into a safe exit. This slide, on the other hand, just wants to eject kids six feet above the concrete.
Is that normal?
Don’t you hate it when you buy a big watermelon for a summer cookout and the melon starts foaming before you can even cut it up? They’ve gotta start making non-foaming watermelons.
Relationship down the toiler.
That looks like the spot a toilet would go, no? Apparently that’s exactly what it was, until a jilted boyfriend decided to steal his ex’s toilet as a measure of…revenge?
Calcium is good for you.
That’s a shocking amount of calcium buildup that’s accumulated in this pipe over the years. Another way of looking at it is that it’s an absolute bumper crop if you’re a calcium harvester.
Sometimes you’re the helmet, sometimes you’re the bug.
This pic shows why you want to have your visor shut when rolling along the highway at 80 miles per hour. It looks like the bugs tried to take him out, and failed miserably.
Cozy.
Lots of people live in a small apartment at some point — maybe even a bachelor apartment where everything’s in the same area. I think I’d draw the line right here, though.
Mean.
“This coyote came into my suburban yard, caught a baby rabbit, and started throwing it up in the air and catching it in his mouth,” wrote the Redditor who posted the pic, “Rabbit was still alive when he finally left.”
The extent of hoarding.
Severe hoarding can be pretty gross, pretty extreme, but I never thought someone could possibly hoard so hard that they literally broke their house in the process.
Jairs.
I don’t know why someone refinished their stairs using blue jeans. The important thing is that somebody did in fact do it, and we have photographic evidence of said act.
But it’s a double dare…
I can’t turn down a double dare, but in this case, I really, really wish I could. Oh, wait, I can! Bye!
Yes, I’m a spider. Yes, I play video games.
Once you get over the heebie jeebies, I bet this guy’s a lot more polite than most of the people I’ve gamed with.
Happy… easter.
This little kid’s face says it all. “How much chocolate did you promise me to sit here next to Uncle Dave and pretend he’s the Easter bunny again?”
Extreme wheelchairing.
At first I was going to give this ramp credit, because it is technically a ramp. But even if you can conquer the steepness, the fact that it doesn’t even go all the way up could be a problem.
Kids these days with their body mods.
I mostly feel bad for this person, ’cause trying to undo one of those without accidentally tugging it tighter is tough enough when it’s NOT on your face.
Oh, Tommy, what’s happened to you?
I gotta be honest with you, it’s been a long time since I’ve watched Rugrats , but I don’t remember this episode.
Need a hand?
Nail art is an interesting genre, but I wouldn’t expect this to turn into a trend.
What? He’s thirsty.
It’s almost inspiring to know that all that stands between you and a viral photo is one children’s toy you’re not too attached to.
The chosen one.
Maybe the only thing scarier than crocs is a giant croc, wearing crocs, with outstretched arms. C’mere, give Croccy a hug!
The perfect pet.
Coo’s a good boy? Get it? ‘Cause he’s a dog, with a pigeon head… yeah, nevermind, I don’t feel like laughing either.
Pokémon! Gotta grab the pole!
I know the people in these costumes have to get where they’re going too, but it feels like breaking the magic a little bit. I don’t remember Pikachu doing this on the show.
How COULD you.
Okay, that’s it. That’s the last straw. I can’t stand for this anymore. Some things just shouldn’t be inflicted on people’s eyes.
