There are some people out there who really, really like their cars. To the point where they give them all sorts of ” improvements .” Sometimes, it looks okay, but there are a lot of times where it just doesn’t.
And, as you probably guessed , the souped up cars in this list are… well, they just aren’t all that nice.
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The cow car.
How do you get people to know that you’re really into dairy while also letting them know you’re really into cars? Make your car look like a cow, apparently.
“Spotted by a friend. Not quite sure what is going on here.”
Why does this look like a canopy bed frame? Like, it literally looks like you could stick a mattress in there and call it a day.
I don’t even want to think about what happens when it starts raining.
“Absolute masterpiece in my hometown.”
It’s kind of hard to see from the picture, but the writing on the windshield says, “All hail Shrek.” This is a Shrek car. I hate it, but I love it at the same time.
More than meets the eye.
To be honest, I kind of hate when people drive around in literal race cars. But this one has got to be worse than any of the ones I’ve seen in my life. It honestly just makes me sad.
You have to show ’em you mean business.
I have to say, these cars are really… horrible. I get that people think the Prius is a really lame car, but this is the exact opposite of how you should be trying to make them cool.
“Galaxy…. Explorer?”
This is honestly pretty inoffensive all things considered (I mean, it could be a lot worse). But something about the galaxy print is making me so mad. Maybe because we left that fad back in 2014.
See you later, alligator.
To be fair, this would be a pretty fun car for, like, a zoo tour or something. But I would absolutely hate to see this thing driving down the street for no good reason.
I… don’t know how to feel right now.
There ain’t nothing wrong with liking anime, but this might be taking it too far. Seeing one of these on the street would probably trigger my fight or flight response.
How to keep people from stealing your car:
You might look at this car and wonder what fresh hell happened to it. But look closer and you’ll see that it’s decoration. At least it’ll (probably) keep people from trying to steal it.
When a regular pickup just isn’t long enough:
I’m trying to imagine this thing in any given parking lot and it’s making me cry real tears. As if pickup trucks don’t already take up too much space.
Racing to the big day.
I guess this is the kind of limo you take to a really fancy racetrack? I don’t know why, but the energy in this picture is vaguely threatening.
“The army green really complements the dinosaur and galaxy pattern.”
There’s an absurd amount of stuff going on here. The galaxy print leading into the green. The random dragon head. I’m uncomfortable, and yet intrigued…
This car literally looks like it’s floating…
To be honest, the color is kinda pretty. Maybe too noticeable to want it on my own car, but nice to look at from afar.
The wheels, on the other hand. Those can go.
“A Prius work truck?”
I have a feeling a lot more people like Priuses than they might want to let on.
Either that, or they hate them so much, they make horrible modifications like this one.
“Found in São Paulo, Brazil. Look at these eyelashes!!”
I think the worst part about this SUV is the fact that the red and the leopard (snake?) print don’t even go together. The whole thing clashes!
I don’t even know how to describe this one.
Like… it’s just so odd. I can’t say I hate it, but I also definitely don’t love it. It feels really uncanny valley for some reason.
“Spotted in our local Walmart parking lot.”
This is probably the best example of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should,” that I’ve ever seen. For some reason, the fact that it was found in a Walmart parking lot seems fitting.
“Unicorn in the wild.”
I can’t stop thinking about how much time it must’ve taken to decorate this car. Was it worth it? Not at all!
“Let me introduce you to the FordFordFordFordFord F150F150F150F150.”
I guess somebody out there was a bit of a collector, but then didn’t know where to display their collection of… things. I guess there are worse things you could put on a vehicle. Right?
“Overcompensating much?”
Everything about this truck is terrifying. The giant wheels. The bowling balls (?) on the back. The decal. Even the little family sticker is kind of creeping me out.
