Moms are under a lot of pressure as parents, especially when they’re raising more than one child at a time. Life can be chaotic and messy and sometimes, moms fail . Sometimes they fail so badly, it’s funny.
This mom who ordered an adult size 12 for her daughter instead of a youth size 12.
Looks like that’s a shoe for giants, not a little girl!
This mom who forgot to pack diapers to grandma’s house, so they ducktaped an adult diaper onto her toddler instead.
When it comes to pooping situations, anything is better than the floor.
This mom who confused A&D ointment with toothpaste. Yuck.
I don’t know about you, but it looks like it’s time for a new toothbrush for mommy!
This mom who completely ruined breakfast for everyone.
Not only did she drop it, but she totally cracked the bottom leaving no yogurt for the kids and a giant mess to clean.
This mom who totally missed the strainer.
Instead of mac and cheese for dinner, kids, we’re going to just call and order a pizza.
This mom who used way too much dish soap.
Talk about an explosion of suds!
This mom that totally forgot to buy birthday candles.
We always think we have birthday candles lying around but, alas, this mom didn’t.
This mom who accidentally washed her kid’s social security card.
Talk about one colossal mistake.
This mom who accidentally packed a whole dang onion in her kid’s lunch.
Talk about smelly lunch breath.
This mom who tried… truly tried.
She missed an entire leg but hey, at least both of his legs are warm.
This mom who was just trying to make her kids oatmeal.
It’s alive!!
This mom who put coffee in her daughter’s cereal instead of milk.
Talk about a waste of coffee, mom!
This mom who accidentally made her kid a sandwich with moldy bread.
Definitely not the best thing to feed your child for lunch. Good thing the teachers caught it!
This mom who left the house with only one eye of makeup done.
We all have those days when we’re rushing out the door.
This mom who wore two different shoes to work.
Let’s just call it a “fashion statement”, shall we?
This mom who put the baby bottle cap on the milk.
Well, she had the right idea… kind of.
This mom who tossed the entire bottle of detergent in the washing machine.
Does this mean your clothes will get twice as clean?
This mom who wanted coffee but totally forgot to put a cup.
Sometimes you want it so badly you don’t even think twice about it.
This mom who forgot her bread in the toaster way more than once.
You’d think she’d remember after the first three times… maybe not.
This mom who put the butter with the knives.
One of these things is not like the others!
And, this mom who spent the whole day with her shirt inside-out.
You’d think her husband would say something before she left the house like this!
This mom who drove 45 minutes without realizing her daughter’s headband was blinding her.
This poor baby couldn’t even figure out how to fix it, either.
This mom who definitely didn’t master the “easy” part of easy mac.
Easy Mac has a very specific set of instructions so that your kid doesn’t have to eat burnt, hard noodles.
This mom who enjoyed her coffee in peace
Having a few minutes to yourself is a luxury few moms get on a regular basis. This mom was taking her time to drink her coffee when she realized her toddler was awfully quiet. That’s when she discovered her kid had eaten an entire box of chocolate.
This mom who forgot a shoe
Every mom has that nagging feeling that they are forgetting something. It turns out, this mom actually did leave a shoe behind at home. Oops!
This mom who tried a new recipe
Toddlers are the harshest food critics. It didn’t take long for this toddler to promptly spit out this layered omelet made by his mom.
The mom who thought this was for medicine
So this is a turkey injector, not a syringe to dispense medicine to a toddler. It could have happened to anyone!
Bows are just a no-go
Sadly, bows and babies just don’t mix. It’s better to just leave the accessories alone until they are old enough to support their heads.
This unimpressed toddler
This toddler’s face instantly told his mom if she nailed her Pinterest breakfast or not. (Spoiler alert: She did not.)
These mismatched boots
Not only are these boots mismatched, but I’m also pretty sure they’re on the wrong feet, too. Getting a toddler dressed is never easy.
This mom’s two-minute phone call led to this mess
It really doesn’t take long for a toddler to wreak havoc on your home. Just take a look at this mess. Those crackers did not stand a chance.
The mom who thought this was a skirt
If you’re a new mom, all those baby products can be a bit confusing. This expecting mama accidentally mistook a car seat cover for a maternity skirt. It’s quite the fashion statement.
When you missed the whole point of Dr. Seuss Day.
Hey, these school spirit days ask too much of moms to begin with. Why can’t it be “dress up as your favorite Robert Lopshire character” day instead?
Here’s dinner!
Sorry, kiddos. These dino nuggets were nuked for just a few minutes too long. Mom should have ordered a pizza instead.
I can just picture her face when this happened.
Moms, hear me out: Get a lock for your bedroom door. This is a home upgrade you’ll never regret.
Kids can be the worst critics.
Want to know how your cooking stacks up? Just ask your kids to rate you and graph the results like this mom did. But, be warned: Kids can be brutally honest.
I would have laughed, too.
Sometimes the hardest thing about parenting is holding in laughter when you’re supposed to be stern. There’s something about kids swearing that’s just so darn funny.
It’s like it never happened.
If you break the candle on your kid’s cake, hockey tape will fix it up in a flash. No one will ever know what happened… right?
Always check the expiry date.
Sometimes as a mom, you go into auto-pilot and forget to check things like the milk’s expiry date. I’m sure after this experience, this mom will never forget again.
There should be age restrictions on Cheetos.
Whatever you do as a parent, do NOT let your toddler eat Cheetos. That is one mess that is impossible to clean up. Take it from me.
