Man’s Unique Method to Keep Wife Out of Bathroom

We all value our privacy, but sometimes, even our loved ones can cross the line. One husband found himself in a battle for his bathroom privacy against his wife’s random intrusions. Desperate for some peace and quiet, he came up with a hilarious and smelly solution to keep her at bay.

Sharing Everything, But…

Nature’s Call and Privacy

Invasion of Privacy

Brushed Off

A Smelly Solution

Farting on Cue

Running Out ‍♀️

Bathroom Fart Ban?

Persistence Pays Off

The Great Bathroom Fart War

In a quest for some much-needed privacy, our protagonist found a hilariously smelly solution to keep his wife from barging into the bathroom. Despite her protests and accusations of childish behavior, he remained steadfast in his farting defense. But is he really the a**hole here, or just a man fighting for his right to poop in peace? Let’s see what the internet thinks of this situation…

Privacy matters even in marriage. Assert your boundaries.

Wife’s bathroom privacy invaded, husband suggests popcorn. NTA.

Privacy in the bathroom is a basic human right

Fart away. Fart like there is no tomorrow. NTA

Toxic behavior: Wife removes bathroom lock, suspects husband. ‍♂️

Is spending half an hour on the toilet excessive?

Is he avoiding responsibilities or just needs privacy?

Respectful husband lets wife poop in peace

Nta. Wife’s behavior shows signs of domestic violence. Have a conversation.

Husband’s bathroom tactic sparks discussion about parenting and communication.

Curious about the time spent in bathroom, kids or pets?

Discussion on bathroom etiquette turns into a hilarious yet concerning situation. ESH.

Maintaining bathroom privacy in marriage with humor

INFO: NTA for taking long in bathroom unless you have kids. Speculation about sex life.

A funny story about a couple’s farting comfort levels

Setting boundaries in relationships is crucial for mutual trust

Is he really pooping or just hiding?

Inquisitive questions to understand the situation and provide context.

Addressing underlying trust issues is key.

Man defends putting lock on bathroom door to avoid wife’s intrusion

Wife removes lock, accuses husband of shady behavior. NTA response.

Creative solutions for bathroom privacy, but underlying issues remain.

Couple needs to communicate better instead of resorting to pranks ‍

Spouse suspects phone use in bathroom, hoping to catch cheating ‍♀️

Put a lock on the door, you’re an adult

Wife barges into bathroom without reason, takes off lock. NTA.

Rubber door stops: a creative solution to bathroom wars!

User suggests talking it out and getting a new lock. NTA

Lock the bathroom door to keep wife out

Curious commenter questions wife’s bathroom behavior

Taking too long in the bathroom? Wife gets suspicious

Setting boundaries with a bathroom ban: NTA wins the day

Farting as a desperate measure to keep spouse out?

Hilarious bathroom prank gets NTA’s approval

Respect boundaries, even if it means a unique solution

Get a new lock and stand your ground. She’s being disturbing

Questioning trust issues in NTA bathroom dispute.

Man accuses wife of spying on him in the bathroom ️‍♀️

One family’s unique bathroom arrangement and comfort level.

Addressing insecurities and improving communication can strengthen relationships

Suggests practical solutions and encourages seeking counseling.

Couple’s bathroom drama reveals deeper issues

Bathroom privacy or marital issues? NTA but suspicions arise

Wife’s suspicion causing issues, NTA for wanting privacy

Wife’s bathroom intrusion: NTA but maybe consider her perspective

Removing the lock? NTA stands up to wife’s behavior.

Parenting struggles and lack of bathroom space discussed

To hide in the bathroom or not? The parenting debate

User suggests wife’s insecurities and advises communication.

Toilet troubles and boundaries. ESH.

OP’s lack of privacy is a red flag for their marriage

Wife’s behavior is crossing boundaries, NTA for privacy concerns

Engage in open and honest communication with your wife ‍ , set boundaries and respect each other’s privacy

“Nothing to hide” argument doesn’t apply to home privacy. NTA

Respect for privacy is important in a relationship

Privacy in the bathroom is a right, NTA comment agrees.

Put the lock back on the door for privacy

Ex’s invasion of privacy leads to bathroom door lock solution

Privacy invasion in the bathroom, NTA suggests buying a door jam.

Man removes bathroom lock to ease wife’s trust issues. NTA.

NTA. Put the lock back on and confront her about behavior

Wife accuses husband of masturbation, NTA for keeping privacy

Spouse projecting guilt, protect privacy with new lock. NTA

Doorstopper solution to bathroom privacy, but talk to her first.

Engaging response to a spouse’s trust issues

Gender bias in bathroom situation, NTA for husband.

Passive-aggressive bathroom wars: when wedge meets door

Privacy in the bathroom is important, husband respects it

NTA. Commenter suggests possible reasons for wife’s behavior. Need to communicate.

NTA but hilarious comment about wife barging in bathroom

Man farts to keep wife out of bathroom, commenters find it hilarious

Bathroom boundaries questioned in hilarious comment thread

Embrace the fart and let it rip! NTA comment.

Suggests asking wife if she needs bathroom before entering.

Partner’s intrusive behavior is not okay, NTA for setting boundaries.

Set boundaries and communicate calmly to avoid relationship destruction