Ever thought you could be judged for not owning a coffee machine? Well, buckle up, folks, because we have a story that will make you rethink your morning routine! Our main character, let’s call him ‘Mr. H2O’, is a simple man who enjoys the simple pleasure of water over coffee. His caffeine-free lifestyle, however, has brewed up a storm in his family, leading to some unexpected drama. Let’s dive into this intriguing tale! ☕️ ️
Meet Mr. H2O, the Non-Coffee Drinker ☕️
The Lone Ranger in a Coffee-Drinking Clan ☕️
The Crime Scene: A Coffee Machine-less Home ☕️
The Coffee Lovers’ Outrage ☕️
The Brewing Controversy ☕️
Character Assassination Over Coffee? ☕️
The Double Standards of Beverage Choices ☕️
The Caffeine Consumption Shock ☕️
The Simple Pleasures of H2O
A Caffeine-Free Home Brews a Storm! ☕️ ️
In a world where coffee is a morning ritual, Mr. H2O finds himself in hot water for his caffeine-free lifestyle. His home, devoid of a coffee machine, becomes the epicenter of a family drama, with relatives expressing their outrage at the lack of morning brew. The plot thickens when his parents request him to make coffee, a task he compares to making smoothies without a blender. His family’s judgement doesn’t stop there; they even suggest his lack of coffee reflects poorly on his character! Amidst the brewing controversy, Mr. H2O remains unfazed, sipping his water and marveling at the world’s caffeine obsession. Let’s see what the internet thinks of this intriguing situation…
RELATED STORIES
NTA. No need for a coffee machine if you don’t drink coffee ☕️
No coffee machine? No problem! NTA and McDonald’s to the rescue! ☕️
NTA – Your house, your rules. No need to keep coffee.
NTA for not accommodating others’ needs.
NTA, but why not buy instant coffee? Guests deserve options! ☕️
“Dead without coffee” person thinks parents are out of line. ☕️
NTA for not having a coffee machine, but consider being a better host ☕️
NTA. Buy instant coffee for guests; it’s a reasonable compromise ☕️
NTA! Live your coffee-free life and let them bring their own ☕️
Having a coffee machine is reasonable, but not being an a**hole.
NTA. Don’t be their barista. Let them bring their own machine.
No one should decide what appliances you should have
NTA. Thoughtful host provides favorite drinks for guests
Savage comeback! No coffee machine, no problem!
NTA: Starbucks instant coffee is a pantry savior! ☕️
NTA – Respect for personal choices, even in hospitality.
“NTA – Coffee skills don’t define your worth. Throw coffee!” ☕️
Parents expect coffee, but OP doesn’t know how to make it ☕️
Not the a**hole for not owning a coffee machine! ☕️
NTA: Keep instant coffee for unexpected guests, ask for machine
Coffee hater refuses to be a ‘criminal’ for caffeine lovers!
Not everyone drinks coffee, you’re not obligated to supply it ☕️
OP avoids coffee but still plays host with a percolator! ☕️
NTA, hosting coffee not expected but a nice gesture ☕️
NTA. Bringing your own coffee maker is a game-changer! ☕️
Coffee preferences can be a minefield! ☕️
NTA: Don’t waste money on things you won’t use! ☕️
NTA. Independent adults should make their own coffee ☕️
NTA. Guide them to Starbucks and enjoy your coffee-free life! ☕
No coffee machine? Offer cold brew from the store instead! ☕️
NTA. Coffee maker not necessary. Guests can go to coffee shop ☕️
NTA: No coffee machine, no problem! Bring your own brew ☕
Coffee lovers unite! NTA, but drama averted with morning brew ☕
NTA. Keep instant coffee for visiting. ☕️
“NTA. Bring your own coffee and let them deal with it!”
NTA for not having coffee, but cultural norms may cause conflict ☕️
NTA, but guests should be gracious. Coffee options are nice ☕️
Partner brings own coffee when visiting. NTA for addiction.
Coffee lover refuses to cave to others’ demands ☕️
NTA for not owning a coffee machine! Take responsibility for your addiction ☕️
Host goes above and beyond with frappucinos for guests! ☕️
Finally! A fellow coffee hater! We’d be perfect roommates!
NTA: Coffee machine drama! Family shouldn’t cater to your wants ☕️
NTA for not owning a coffee maker. Do you like hosting your family?
NTA for not owning a coffee machine! ☕️
Coffee haters unite! Star Wars themed kitchen FTW!
NTA – Coffee machine drama with overbearing parents ☕️
![Image credit: [deleted] | [deleted]](https://diplycom5cc47.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://static.diply.com/0986e8f6-b4fe-43d1-a11c-52e90589d3fb.png)
Being a bad host? Not cool!
NTA- Embrace the coffee diversity! ☕️
Making instant coffee for parents: a good host or not?
Grandparent’s coffee addiction isn’t your problem ☕️
NTA for not owning a coffee machine, but consider compromise ☕️
NTA: Coffee lovers unite! Find a way to enjoy your brew ☕
Coffee lover brings portable machine everywhere. Not the a**hole.
Bring your own caffeine fix! ☕️
Coffee addict declares independence from cafe chains! ☕️
NTA. Bring your own coffee or let them buy a machine! ☕
NTA: Embrace your coffee-free lifestyle and stand up for yourself! ☕️
NTA: It’s your house, your rules. Don’t be entitled, guests!
NTA. Ridiculous request for a coffee maker, just drink tea
Sneaky revenge with cheap instant coffee! ☕️
Coffee lover defends non-coffee drinker against caffeine addicts ☕️
![Image credit: [deleted] | [deleted]](https://diplycom5cc47.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://static.diply.com/010e1eb7-4825-4c8e-88a9-79375d4b87bf.png)
NTA. Hospitality is nice, but don’t tailor your life for others.
Coffee haters unite! No coffee, no coffee maker needed! ☕️
NTA! Don’t let them bully you over a coffee maker ☕
Boyfriend’s coffee aversion sparks portable machine solution! ☕️
Coffee addicts can easily find their fix at nearby shops! ☕️
