After a hard day ‘s work, sometimes all we want is a bit of a chuckle. Well, oftentimes we want a lot more, but something to make us laugh is all we really need. Don’t get too greedy now.
Regardless of your level of desire, this list is here to deliver some laughter upon you anyway with this collection of curated funny pics.
“Just lost my foot after a motorcycle accident. This is the sticker my son chose to decorate my brace.”
The silver lining here is knowing your son is going to grow up with an incredible sense of humor, which will make living without a foot a lot easier! Well, emotionally anyway, I have no advice on the physical side.
“I don’t wanna.”
Yeah, that apple’s expression is looking a little questionable. Not to mention putting one piece of litter inside another piece of litter doesn’t reduce litter. I’m questioning the motives here and it’s making me uncomfortable, I think I’ll leave the straw as is.
“I received my first letter from my brother after he moved halfway across the country.”
It seems that your brother is learning about a lot after his move, like the existence of the postal service!
And it’s always nice to know that he’s not being influenced by any shady characters in his new place. He’s still the same brother you know and love.
“You can’t fool me that easily! This is clearly a ford.”
I appreciate this person’s commitment to dressing themselves up as every most hated driver on the road. All they had to do was slap a BMW or an Audi emblem on there and just the sight of them would spark rage in everyone they drove past.
“Spotted at a local fast food restaurant.”
I get the point of this sign and I do think it’s a funny sentiment, but all I can think about is a scenario in which some poor worker who was just screamed at by a customer being told that said customer not only applied, but got the job. I think I’d just quit.
“Only in Louisiana.”
As someone who doesn’t live in the United States, this is just how I assumed it was everywhere down there.
Hey, whatever gets husbands to buy nice gifts for their wives, I suppose. Unless she’s also really into guns, then both gifts are for her! How generous.
“After 72 days in the NICU, we brought my son home. Two jokes later, he wished he was back in.”
And given the way he seems to be screaming, I bet you’ll start to wish he was back in too.
Not to worry, you’ll both have plenty of quality time to get used to each others terrible mouth noises, be it jokes or yelling.
“Came across these two yelling at each other from opposite sides of the trail.”
Whatever conversation they’re having, it is at full volume.
“HEY, DID YOU SEE THAT WEIRDO TAKING PICTURES OF US?”
“YEAH, IT’S SUPER RUDE, THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK US FIRST!”
“RIGHT! WE DON’T MIND POSING, BUT AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO GET PERMISSION!”
“Preschool funny: oddly specific, Miya!”
The go-to question here is asking how Miya knows what clean socks taste like, but we already know how. She’s a preschooler, kids that age will put everything in their mouth at least once unless caught beforehand and stopped.
“12 year old daughter had some anxiety with me watching her Guinea Pigs unsupervised.”
As someone who also has some anxiety but all the time, this is super helpful. I got dangerously nervous watching someone’s plant while they were away, so the detailed and emphasized instructions given here would be a blessing to have. Everything’s laid out perfectly!
“Went to sneak some cupcakes after my wife went to bed and found them like this.”
So she was right? So you proved her point? She locked them up like this because she knew you’d steal one, just for you to go try to steal one? She has your number, dude, more than you probably think.
“I think someone is trying to tell me something.”
This is it, the moment you’ve been waiting for, the life-changing mystery that will unfold before you and end with you being the hero you’ve always wanted to be!
(In case you’re genuinely concerned, the uploader did clarify that these were custom ordered as a gag. Who knew you could custom order zip ties?)
“Some days you just need cheese. Courtesy of a customer comment at my work.”
I’ve never worked in a restaurant, but I like to think that restaurant employees appreciate explicit instructions like this. It’s not enough to just say extra cheese, or even extra extra extra cheese, you have to let them know you want them to obliterate your meal with cheese.
“Employer of the Year!”
This wouldn’t feel so demeaning if it weren’t for that message on the left. They couldn’t print a version without that? Or even cut that half off so it doesn’t seem so sad?
“Plumber from water company came to fit toilet seat after they broke the last one […].”
No way. They just installed it like that and left? They really looked at that and thought it was a good enough job?
Actually, wait, before all of that, you have a square toilet? That may be the worst part of this post.
“My vet’s cat catching up on his reading.”
Anyone who plans on owning a firearm of any kind needs to be up to date regarding gun safety conventions and procedures. Even if you don’t have the thumbs needed to hold or fire the gun, you should know how to handle it!
“All righty then! I will just pee.”
There are a lot of questions to be asked here, but my most pressing one is what the process was to discover these dimensions. Was it trial and error? Did they try to flush something that was 6.1 inches and realize that was just over their limit?
“My 8 year old daughter made this for me. I don’t have the heart to tell her.”
Maybe it isn’t a mistake. Look down at your feet, are you standing in a square? Has the ground become a checkerboard pattern? Are tall chess piece sculptures starting to surround you? This wasn’t a compliment, it was a title. You are rook.
“Came home to my girlfriend and cat in matching outfits.”
Most cats who are put through something like this would have some form of disdain in their eyes, but not this one. They’re looking at your girlfriend with nothing but love and adoration.
Look out, they may both be replacing you with each other.
“My fortune cookie had some good wisdom.”
Is it really wisdom if it’s just a fact? Like, yeah, in two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. That’s true. That’s just true. What are you supposed to do with that information? It’s not even worded philosophically!
“My wife might be a bit too good at *The Sims*…”
I’ve never met people who are more detail-oriented than people who hardcore play The Sims . They can recreate anyone perfectly down to the pixel, and it’s kind of frightening.
I’d trust them to recreate someone from a vague description better than I would police sketch artists.
“I’ll…I’ll just come back on the 22nd.”
I have a feeling this happens more often than we think, we’re just all conditioned to see a change in store signage and assume that it’s a sale. For all we know, it could be a warning telling us the price has gone up!
“The Halloween display in front of the original Yuengling’s Brewery in Pottsville, PA.”
Funnily enough, most of the comments to this post weren’t even about the display, but about the beer! Which I guess is a good sign, but I think the display should get a little more credit, too.
“My friends little kid made her this ‘Pizza’ keychain.”
Well, that ‘pizza’ looks like it’s having an existential crisis. What could it be so torn up about? Could it be the ramifications of being a keychain or the fact that it doesn’t look like other pizzas? The possibilities are endless!
“How was your delivery? It was AARGHYGAHGAHAHAHAGRRRRRR!”
I can’t say too much here, this is also how I behave when I learn a package of mine has been delivered. It’s like getting a present from myself, and I get excited about opening it! Maybe a little too excited!
“Took my daughter to work. She found this mask in a prop drawer. Not much work was done that day.”
Where do you work where it had a prop drawer? If you just have this sort of thing laying around, it seems like a super fun job, this would probably convince your daughter to follow in your footsteps more than anything else could.
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“I don’t know what I did wrong but my parfait is not amused. At all.”
Would you be smiling if you knew you were only created to be eaten, a fate that was rapidly approaching as indicated by the spoon driven into your cranium?
I shouldn’t ask that, actually, there’s probably someone out there who’d say yes.
“This container had like 10 different types of candy employees at work could take.”
Man, am I the only Milk Duds enjoyer out there? I always pick up a box when I see them, they’re genuinely one of my favorite candies! Maybe I just have stronger teeth than all of you Milk Duds haters, my teeth could crush any one of your favorite snacks.
“My friend catching the [bride’s bouquet] toss.”
This looks more like a competition of who doesn’t want to catch it. So many people are ducking out of the way, and the girl in the middle has already accepted her fate, she’s just not happy about it. At all.
“I think someone was murdered at my local Kum and Go.”
Hold on, did any Scooby-Doo mystery ever actually involve someone being murdered? Aren’t they more likely to be dealing with some strange hauntings or shenanigans in the area?
Either way, they seem to be on the case. They’ve already split up!
