Things have not been good for ol’ Gwyneth Paltrow lately. First she comes out with that vagina looking poster, then she comes out with a candle that smells like her aforementioned lady parts, and now she’s off saying goofball stuff on Instagram.
Come on Gwyneth! Get it together, girl! You’re better than this!
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Gwyneth Paltrow has been in the news a LOT lately.
For both good and weird reasons. But at least it’s nothing too bad, just occasionally embarrassing moves on her end.
There’s a long strange trip of weird moments when it comes to her.
In case you were not aware, Paltrow is coming to Netflix to show us all how Goop works.
The show will be kind of a documentary, but mostly one long advertisement that allows Paltrow to discuss her products that she wants people to buy.
Right now, Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina.
Which is definitely a move.
Some people call it a dumb move, others call it a power move. Which, for this one, is definitely in the eye of the beholder.
But keep in mind, Goop has been called out a number of times.
In fact, Goop even had a woman die on their watch while she was undergoing their bee therapy treatment.
Amena Warner, Head of Clinical Services for Allergy UK, said:
“The public need to be very aware of the unorthodox use of allergens such as bee venom. This will come with risk and, in susceptible individuals, can lead to serious life threatening reactions.”
It was a very bad place for Paltrow to find her practices in.
It’s not just Goop. Ms. Paltrow has a long history of saying crazy things.
We’ve found a bunch of quotes online, showing how out-of-touch this celebrity really is. So let’s not take any further ado and jump right into the wild, weird and wonderful world of Gwyneth Paltrow .
For starters, she has an odd idea about how she wants her kids to spend their childhoods:
“Just to have my kids be in the sun every day—picking avocados, going for a swim. Even for two years or something, and come back when they go to senior school.”
Picking avacados?
Hey, you know what? More power to Gwyneth’s kids if they enjoy swimming and picking fruit.
But that just doesn’t sound like something a couple of kids would want to do every single day until they go to school.
Once, she discussed how much better Europe was than her home country of America.
“We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature—all this peppered with really funny jokes.”
“But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said:”
“Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.”
Oh, yeesh. If you love Europe so much, then why don’t you marry it?
Then there was that time she compared people being mean to her online to a war:
“You come across [online comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it’s a very dehumanizing thing”
She’s right about that, it’s extremely dehumanizing. It has even pushed celebrities into quitting social media!
But that’s when she put her foot in her mouth:
“It’s almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizing thing … My hope is, as we get out of it, we’ll reach the next level of conscience.”
Spoken like a person who has never been to war.
Here’s one last quote to remind you who you’re buying medicinal products from:
“We’re human beings and the sun is the sun—how can it be bad for you? I don’t think anything that’s natural can be bad for you.”
But none of this stops her from being one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
She’s making magazine covers, she’s getting her own Netflix show, and she’s looking fantastic doing it.
For the month of February 2020, Paltrow will be on the cover of Harpers Bazaar.
Which, by the way, will be her 9th time!
So she’s no stranger to being the star of the show, that much is for sure.
That’s where Miss Zendaya comes in.
Another massive Hollywood star, Zendaya knows exactly how to stun people with her looks.
She always shows up best dressed to the red carpet and knows her way around a magazine cover.
This is the dress that Zendaya wore to the Critics’ Choice Awards.
The very fact that she dared to wear this dress is downright inspiring.
It’s cool, it’s chic, and let’s face it, Zendaya is one of the few people that could actually pull this look off.
But she isn’t the first one to go with the breastplate look.
None other than Goop owner and woman who wants you to buy her vagina candle, Gwyneth Paltrow, will be wearing it on the next month’s cover of Harper’s Bazaar.
It was all cool until she came out with this response to the dress:
“Thank God I can say I have something in common with Zendaya”.
It seems pretty wholesome enough, right? Just a nice comment between two girls who wore the same dress?
Well, not quite.
Once more, Paltrow dropped the ball. It’s not the only thing that she has in common with Zendaya.
They were both in Spider-Man: Homecoming .
Honestly, this doesn’t come as much of a surprise. Gwyneth often has to be reminded that she was in some Marvel movies.
Fans caught it both on Instagram and on Twitter, and it’s pretty hilarious!
This isn’t the first time that Paltrow has forgotten she was in ‘Spider-Man.’
When she was cooking with her friend Jon Favreau, she was convinced that she wasn’t in the movie at all!
Her face when she realizes she was, was absolutely priceless.
That’s not the only Marvel mishap that she’s had either!
She doesn’t even remember one of her co-stars from Avengers: Endgame , Sebastian Stan!
Sure, he’s not Chris Evans, but he’s still someone worth remembering!
During the premiere of ‘Infinity War’ there is a captured video of her forgetting who he is!
Which, really, is just embarrassing for both Stan and Paltrow.
But luckily, Stan forgave her.
When Stan managed to get a photo with Paltrow, he wrote a hilarious Instagram post lowkey shading the fact that she forgot him.
“Just barely managed to photobomb the great @pppiccioli and legend @realmrvalentino here… Thank you both for inviting me to my first couture show in . Also glad I got to reintroduce myself to @gwynethpaltrow for the third time. We are in the same film… ♂️” he wrote.
What is your favorite Paltrow mess up? Let us know below in the comments!
