Well, should we get this out of the way? Should I go ahead and say what it looks like? This is a family site after all, and I don't want the children who obviously read my articles to get offended.
You know what? Screw it! It looks like the Looney Tunes logo!
It's a documentary about... well, probably about her products and how they're made.
But it's not the movie we're here to talk about, it's the poster.
Because she looks like she's standing in a giant vagina.
Well, this is certainly ripe for jokes, who wants to go first?
Ah, Twitter, I see you have already taken up the mantle, well done. We need her to know this poster is not okay.
Love this quote from Mean Girls because it's true, she has been desperately trying to make Goop happen for the last couple of years.
Too bad a lot of it is pseudoscience.
And honestly, it sounds a lot more interesting than what the documentary will probably actually be about:
Gwyneth Paltrow desperately trying to convince the public that her product will totally heal you.
No really.
