Have you ever met someone who just seems to get things in a way that you don't? They can navigate every scenario with ease, always have the right ideas, and are seemingly unshakable.
Well, that's what the people on this list are like, though here, that knowledge is expressed in a much funnier way. These people just seem to know something we don't!
I did have a moment where I forgot the other meaning for the term 'cougar' and thought this sign was just dunking on men younger than 30 by saying they're more likely to be attacked by mountain lions. I get it now, though.
Not only is this funny enough on its own, but it's actually a reference to another park in Vancouver called Dude Chilling Park.
Whoever is on the Vancouver city board naming these areas needs a raise, they truly make the city a better place.
No lies were told on this day by the library. An author or avid reader could probably wax poetic about how a book warms the soul or something like that, but the library knows the truth. You'll still be cold. Books are nice to have though!
This is an artform. Not everyone's mind could work like this, but you, you pick out from a vast selection of options what you know will create the best result.
I hope Batman has fun with Adam and Steve, he deserves a night out.
You've made a grand mistake by putting that outfit on him. With the power of Santa Claws now on his side, he gets to decide if you were naughty or nice this year, and given his expression in regards to this costume, I have a feeling I know which way he'll vote.
I may not recognize you down the line, little cup, nor will you recognize me, but we'll unknowingly lock eyes again and feel a twinge of deja vu. It'll feel bittersweet for but a moment before we both shake it off as nothing, then we'll part ways yet again.
It's no surprise that nobody wanted to buy the future at full price. Given how things are looking right now? They'll need to do a lot of clean-up and even more maintenance. It's a fixer-upper for sure, but it has potential.
Now you're equipped for all-seasons joking! Your short-sleeve shirt in the warmer months, and long-sleeve for the cold. Might as well keep it going, get yourself a tank top made, and a jacket, get a whole line of merch for your own joke.
At least if you get hired here, there are no questions regarding how management views you. No fluff or promises of it being 'like a family'. No, any salaried employee at this store views all the hourly minimum wage workers the same. Not in a nice way, but the same.
As he should have! That's a lot of dedication, and it's another win for him as it allowed him some extra privacy that cubicles don't often provide. As a prize for winning the contest, they should let him keep it up all year.
Kids being brutally honest will never stop being funny. They don't know any social conventions surrounding politeness, so they just say whatever's on their mind. Though it may hurt sometimes, at least in instances like this, you know they'll never be kidnapped!
The tale behind this awful and baffling sight was explained in the image's caption, "New sidewalk in Orenburg, RU. Builders claim that they didn't receive any documentation for the sidewalks from the city and simply 'it turned out the way it did'."
I mean, yeah, true. They got me there. That definitely would be my reaction to seeing a secret message in a PS5 faceplate. What if I never saw it, though? Does it create a Schrödinger's cat scenario where I'm both saying wtf and not saying it simultaneously?
I got a completely cat-unrelated package delivery yesterday and this was also true. Unloaded the box, put the items away, and by the time I turned back around my cat had already made herself at home in it. I'll recycle it later, I guess.
Aww, thanks Lush for having a little faith in me! I do, in fact, know how to use lip balm. Pretty well, actually, you could call me a lip balm expert. These lips haven't known a dry day in years.
Sure, for best results, flip it around, but maybe this time I want a purposely annoying and messy, tiny little sip of whatever it is I'm drinking. Maybe I like to make my life difficult for no reason sometimes. It can be fun!
The discovery won't come from someone in your household noticing there's a toilet brush in the vase, but rather when it comes time for the toilet to need a good scrubbing, they'll notice the brush has vanished and start a house-wide man-hunt for it.
They're advertising no price difference between genuine and faux human skulls? That's got to be a pretty good deal for those in the human bone market, as long as you're always okay with security following you out to ask you a few questions.
For an improvised tree, that's pretty good, you've got a good level of coverage on it! My favorite ornaments include the Taco Bell sauce packet held on by a binder clip and the fidget spinner holding on for dear life.
Thanks, air filter, things have just been really hard lately but I haven't wanted to tell anyone— what? Oh, it was just a joke? On the account of you being an air filter for a vent? Right, right. Got it. Haha. Yeah just forget what I was saying before it's all good.
