30 Times The World Proved Itself To Be Anything But Straightforward

One thing that you do not want to mess with is squirrels. Now that they have the taste for flesh, nothing will stop them from devouring everything on Earth. Humanity is not prepared for this.

Hoping for someone's armpits to become infested with a thousand fleas is a pretty bold statement. That is like something out of Dante's Inferno...or a Simpsons' Treehouse Of Horror Episode, they're basically the same thing after all.

It is great to see that 65 people found this to be a "helpful" review. They not only managed to review the pepper spray, but also the quality of their, presumably ex, husband.

Albert is an absolutely fantastic name for a dog. I heard someone calling their dog "Gavin" at the dog park the other day and I couldn't believe my ears. Why is it that people giving dogs human names is so damn funny?

Apparently "hair mayonnaise" has been around for a long time, so there you go! Also, why do hair products have to be so incredibly rude? They all just diss the hell out of your hair in a snooty tone.

If you click on that option do you turn into a giant pastry? Or do you just start speaking Danish? I need to know which one, as if it's the pastry option then I would absolutely be on board with that.

If that is not the name of a dog that is destined for greatness then I do not know what is. I can picture that name atop a festival lineup already!

I think that this would just be a much better alternative to doorbells anyway. Me and my friends have been operating like this for years now, it does a lot of people's heads in though now that I think about it.

This just seems as though it is going to end up being a waste of perfectly good meat and blueberries. I cannot imagine anyone going into a butchers and thinking, "Ooh, just what I've been craving, blueberry beef!"

Some people just really cannot appreciate good humor! Just keep going, there are 498 jokes left to tell so surely some of them have to land!

Oh...well, that is just very unfortunate. I dread to think how many people came back from the toilet with disgusting purses before this establishment felt the need to put this little warning up.

Look, no one is doubting that alcoholic drinks and cheese don't go well together, but does anyone really want the two of them mixed together like this? I think that if I had to choose I would go with the espresso martini flavored cheese.

If it is working then he has fixed it, alright! Don't be so snobby about wooden wheels. I think that if the wheel broke on my parents lawnmower then my dad would just use that as an excuse not to mow the lawn.

I am sure that this customer would be less keen on having extra cheese if their ricotta was mojito-flavored ricotta! I still cannot get over those cocktail-flavored cheeses.

And yet, I am still absolutely certain that I would find a way to get this wrong. I always hated seeing someone complete a Rubik's Cube, it just feels as though they are rubbing it in my face.

All that she has done now is admit defeat to the spider. The spider now lives in that vacuum cleaner, it is no longer yours.

It actually looks as though it was the sign that failed, but if only there was something very close by that could be used to fix this broken sign!? Damn, what a shame.

As someone pointed out, this well-known band had such smash hits as "Angler Of Death," "Oar Ensemble," and, "Raining Chum." I think that the best part about owning a boat would be naming the boat.

I bet that it is pretty exciting to live in this apartment block! One person did also add, "This is like how toilets are in my dreams." They should probably get a therapist to look into that.

One bizarrely irate person pointed out, "So we can't use fake stuff to decorate for Halloween any more? Guess we need to get rid of anything ghost, werewolf, vampire, zombie, etc." Which is a pretty good point.

I feel as though this utensil must be an incredibly specialised tool for eating some sort of meal that I have never before seen. I just hope that it isn't a liquid-based meal of any sort, as that would be pretty counter intuitive.

"Excuse me, I would like to return this book and file a complaint please."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, what happened?"

"Well, my father tapped the link to get his bonus chapter and now he is stuck in a loop, he just won't stop reciting it."

"Ah yes, that happens a lot actually."

I love the idea of these stickers falling off and someone being lumbered with a Mountain Dew Code Red when they just wanted a bottle of water. What a rip off that would be, have you tasted Code Red?

Maybe the designer of this cushion is trying to ward people off from becoming vegans or doing yoga by making exclusively hideous yoga/vegan upholstery. It is a pretty niche life-goal but at least they have a clear vision!

What people don't actually know is that this skincare cream is made out of crushed up Pokemon. The Pokemon skincare market is one of the most bloodthirsty markets here on Earth.

"I'm sorry madam but you will have to get off your bicycle immediately."

"But I'm only riding it to get help, there's a person over there beating people up with a sledgehammer!"

"Maam, I will not tell you again, get off the bike!"

One person did point out, "To be fair; white on white made the impossible possible," which has blown this thing wide open. Some people are just incredible at finding the silver linings.

Look, it is very important to get the most out of a product, and sometimes that requires using them in ways that are completely different to their intended use.

That is far too steep and far too narrow for anyone to get a wheelchair up there as well, surely? Obviously that is overlooking the fact that you need to go up two steps to get to it.

The gemstone bowtie is a powerful look and not one that I have ever felt the confidence to try and pull off. However, I think that she looks [nice compliment about the bowtie goes here].