15 Weird Things That People Believe Could Only Happen To Them

"I dated a woman in high school who left me senior year because she discovered she was gay. After college, a different woman also left me because she said she was gay. Both those women left me for the same woman." -reserva_privada

"Poverty stricken Uni student, at a supermarket, opened my handbag to pay at the register and a huge fucking moth flew out.

I swear the wing span on that bastard made a "thwock" "thwock" sound as it flew off," -Jabbazliz

Reddit user Sheed51 said he was going to the bathroom and when he got up to wipe, the poop was literally on the back of the toilet. Like, where the water goes. How did it get up there? He has no idea. But, it was up there.

"When I was five, I was on top of a slide with a toy gun just shooting things because childhood. I saw this robin on the branch of this big maple tree so I carefully aimed my toy pistol and pew-pewed the sh*t out of that robin.

The robin just stared carefully at me, then calmly swooped down from the branch, flew right up to me and pecked me hard right on the top of my skull."

Reddit user srirachaeverythin said that as a 12-year-old, he was a bit chubby and playing on a rope swing when his arms gave out and the "G force" shot him through his friend's house and he literally broke through the wall, landing in the living room.

"A couple of years ago, someone broke into my cousin's house and stole her purse. A couple of days later, she found her purse in her front yard. Her debit and credit cards are still intact, she lost nothing but the money that was in her wallet. There were no debit/credit transactions, either," -BinaryGuy01

"I was a pizza delivery driver for a time.

One night I noticed a shadowy bump on roof of the delivery car. I thought nothing of it and kept delivering.

Once I got back to the shop I had a closer look. The bump was still there. It turned out to be three-quarters of a chocolate bar (Cadbury Crunchy).

How did it get there? How did it stay on there? Nobody knows."

One Reddit user, rockontoast, shared that both his junior prom date in high school and his senior prom date in high school are now engaged to each other. Imagine if they bonded over going to the prom with him? He is a matchmaker!

"My cat punched me in the stomach with a jar of peanut butter.

He came racing around the corner into the kitchen and took a flying leap over the counter, one paw outstretched like Superman. He connected with a jar of peanut butter, which hurtled into my gut. As I was recovering from the first blow, he followed with a second from his paw. Then he landed, looked up at me, trilled, and ran away." -Alysaria

"Live in NYC. Finally saw a celebrity, after just buying a plunger. I'm staring at DiCaps across an intersection and he's never going to think twice about me, until I raise my plunger at him and kinda waggle it around at him accusingly like some old crone. He gives me a WTF face and then cracks a smile," -jahoosawa

Reddit user ChickenYale said that they walked into a club and someone poured a pitcher of beer down their back by accident. He was angry and felt the cold beer, but when he touched his shirt, it was bone dry. He says he still can't explain it to this day.

"I was walking on a beach in south carolina, it was around september. I got struck in the chest with the casing to a large firework. Since it wasn't a time of the year you would normally set off fireworks, and I was facing the ocean, I am not sure where it came from.

However consider the odds, a firework shell hit me dead center of the chest, while facing the vast empty sea," -Parttimebuster

Reddit user Dirty_Liberal_Hippie said they were eating a bowl of cereal and bubbles started coming up from the bowl and all of a sudden, a spider came out of his cereal, sitting on top of his cornflakes.

Cereal ruined forever.

"I went to get my haircut last week only to be told I had just had my haircut, and then have the barber look at my hair and ask "how is it long already??"

I was genuinely confused until I looked at the back of the barbershop to see my identical twin brother come out of the bathroom. We had no idea we had the same barber," -PickettFences

"During a power outage, I got a funny feeling. I looked at my wife and snapped my fingers. Right then, the power came back on. I still don't know how that happened, but she looked at me like I was a sorcerer." -man_mayo