Not every joke lands. If that were true, we'd have a world full of professional comedians. It sucks when something we try doesn't hit as well as we'd like, but if every joke was funny, none of them would be!
To honor those misses, here's a list of some people who sure think they're funny, but it's up to the internet to decide if that's true.
"I coach HS Volleyball and always dress nicely for our matches. I told my team if they beat our rivals I’d give them 20$ to buy me an outfit at a thrift store for our last match. They picked out this beauty," wrote the model in the photo. The hair was a nice touch.
I understand the pun, but it does also look like they're welcoming the Walken family into their establishment.
And when they're twins, that chance doubles. Better start sleeping with one eye open.
What's worse is they didn't even take the tire. They just removed it and left there as some sort of message.
I'm pretty sure a table saw can handle all of those, meaning you always win!
It's a shame that every male romance protagonist has to sign away his shirt when he gets the role. I hope they all get them back one day.
What possessed her to get square toilets in the first place? that feels so incredibly wrong, even more so with the round seat.
Or give themselves a headache. Or cause them eye strain. Or have black webbing haunt their every thought and nightmare.
They're jealous they never made it in their basketball career, so now they're on a villainous mission to prevent anyone else from ever enjoying basketball.
I often wondered if a Roomba could evolve into an electronic replacement for a pet. By the looks of this, it'd be a cat.
Easy solution, just glue coasters to the bottoms of all the mugs. Now he can't help but use one.
This somehow feels like a flex. "I could use my shiny new phone, but I don't want to. Not only that, but I'll use my new expensive one to prop up my old one, to make it feel lesser."
It is for this exact reason that I have trust issues. Too many boxes have failed me at the worst possible time.
Are they squatters if they live outside the house? Sounds more like loitering to me.
On the bright side, you now know he's able to identify potential crime scenes! You've taught him well.
You would not believe the amount of debate this one picture sparked in the comments. People get really passionate about salt on their fries.
What's going to happen here on Saturday? A party? A meteor strike? Maybe those who randomly meet here at this time are soulmates destined to be together?
With this weather lately, this is how I feel when I have to go outside too.
Now you'll always have a snack on the go. The snack might not be filling or satisfying, but you'll have it!
I'm sure your kid is great and not at all a menace, but that's not a risk I'm willing to take. Better to keep them all away.
