I have to say, I have respect for people who commit to the joke. Sure, it might not always land, but they went for it anyway.
In terms of the things in this list, I like to think that these jokesters were pretty successful. It just goes to show that if you have the opportunity to make people laugh, take it.
I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty clever. You'd hope that no one in your family would want to sacrifice you to the zombies first, but I guess honesty is the best policy?
I guess someone had to think of it at some point. If evil Mario is Wario, then... yeah, it checks out. Ave Waria, I guess. But it calls into question the existence of a...Waseph? Wajoseph?
I hate to say it, but it's pretty true. Everyone wants to work until they actually get to work, and then it's like your productivity and energy is just all over the place.
I've never wanted a piece of art to hang in my own house as much as I want this painting of the Goldeen Girls. Perfection might not exist, but this is pretty close.
You may laugh, but have you seen the prices of lumber lately?
Also, if you look close enough, you can see someone loading something into the back of the limo. Are they... using it instead of renting a van?
Sure, you might get in trouble with the boss. But you also have to admit that this kid is going places. She may or may not be a comedic genius.
I wish I knew which billboard came first, because one of these car companies has just dealt a devastating blow to the other. And I, for one, am amused.
So... this license plate is either meant to be read as Mrs. Tank, or Mr. Stank. Either way, this is one car I wouldn't want to deal with on the road.
I hope OP's coworker found this water bottle joke as amusing as the rest of us did, because it's pretty great. It makes the actual water bottle look easy to get through in comparison.
I'm kind of losing my mind over this pun. It's just too dang good!
But... I really hope that's supposed to be $4.99, and not $499. Otherwise, people are getting ripped off like a tear-away thong.
Well, that's definitely one way to make sure you never misplace your kefir in the fridge. Classic Kiefer.
I don't know why, but I get the feeling this person's dog isn't actually missing (or real).
I kind of want to know what that QR code leads to, but I also really don't.
I mean, the joke kind of writes itself here. You couldn't not turn the security camera onto that spot. It had to be done.
The real question here is: what happens if all three apply? My guess is, you'll still have to break the boxes down.
I want to believe that this man woke up in the morning and decided to wear his "single and available" shirt out in public just because.
I know that the wife/mother-in-law relationship is always kind of contentious in fiction, but I didn't think it happened in real life. Either way, if you feel the need to give this kind of gift to your MIL, you might want to take some self defense classes while you're at it.
I don't speak cat, but I also feel like this cat's might actually know what his meows sound like, so this'll probably work.
This is when you ask, "Oh, so you're into metal? Name three elements." Which should be easy, since there are more than three on the shirt alone.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm actually pretty surprised that no one's thought of that name sooner. Or maybe they have, but no one's had the guts to name a store Plant Parenthood before now.
Hilarious, but also surprisingly considerate. I don't know about you, but I really hate getting stuck behind someone who's driving really slowly.
