Well, in a move that was most definitely not on my 2022 bingo card, Build-A-Bear has launched a collection of teddy bears intended for adults only. As you can imagine, I am reeling — and there’s a very good chance you are as well.
Now, let’s talk a walk on this wild side together as we try to figure out what the heck is going on here.
While the advertising for the collection was a lot more risqué the actual collection itself isn’t as raunchy as I thought it would be.
Which is a good thing, right?
Take this handsome lion for example — he’s looking like Dean Martin in that tux!
Call me basic I don’t care, THIS is the bear I’d want to buy:
I never thought I’d see a Build-A-Bear with a bottle of rosé in their hand, but it feels right somehow.
I don’t know about you, but this bear is giving me The Fonz energy.
The tilted sunglasses are really making me laugh, but I have to say, if my hubby came home with this fluffy fella for me, I’d have a hard time saying no to date night!
Do you have a friend going through a recent breakup? Want to make them feel even sadder? Give them this very specific Build-A-Bear!
Check out the entire collection here and see if anything fits the bill for your loved ones this Valentine’s Day!
Last Updated on February 4, 2022 by Anastasia Ross
