Hey Ladies! (& Gents too of course)
Can you believe the holidays are already upon us? And I am sooo not that mom who gets everything ready days in advance. Well… I mean… I bought my vodka.
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No, I’m not June Cleaver.
I’m the mom panicking the day of any important event because I was too lazy to get my shit together and be a grown up.
Who doesn’t want to buy all the ingredients for a hugely involved Thanksgiving meal the day-of?
If you think that’s bad, you should see what I can do in a toy section on Christmas Eve!
It’s all part of the holiday magic!
So, if you’re in need of another distraction…
… why not pour yourself a glass of wine (Hot Tip: if it’s still daytime, use a coffee mug so it doesn’t look as bad) and find out your Boozy Turkey name!
I got ‘Drunky Gravy Face’ and honestly, it feels right.
What name did you get? Drop it in the comments!
And I hope you and your family have a SAFE, HEALTHY, HAPPY (socially distanced) Thanksgiving!
Have a drink for me!
XO Drunky Gravy Face MNV
