Every single person on this planet has something weird about them.
This could be a controversial food opinion , talking to yourself when no one is around, or having an obsession with morbid things, like serial killers . Whatever it is, the consensus is that we’re all a little weird at heart.
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So come take comfort in these 19 weird things people do that they don’t talk about!
The demon
This Redditor has a morbid sense of mind. They like to stare at the mirror until they morph into something more sinister. Then, they blink and start the whole process over again. holds up crucifix
The movie
“I sometimes stare at strangers and create elaborate fantasies about who they are, what they’re like, what they do for living, what weird [expletive] they’re into, etc. It’s like a full-blown movie goes on in my head.” – u/MissBanana-Hammock
The stock market on Neopets
“I play the stock market on Neopets. I don’t play the other games, or maintain a shop, or battle, I just play the stock market. I’m very secretive about my Neopets stock market operation. If someone walks in I will minimize the screen immediately.” – u/plasticfirtree
The serial killer obsession
“Like I read biographies, their diaries? What they did, how they did it, the whole none yards. I mentioned it once to my friends while at a sleepover, and they all looked at me like I just kicked a puppy in the face!” – u/jokersweetie13
The remote
Ever since this Redditor was a teenager, they’ve put the remote down their shirt and in-between their breasts when they watch TV by themselves. They don’t know why they do it; it just feels comfortable.
The fantasy
“Whenever I’m bored, I imagine someone entering my current location with a gun. Sometimes I plan out my escape while other times I fantasize about kicking the guys ass and saving the day, all in front of my crush.” – u/deleted
The reservation
“When I’m bored I like to google restaurants and bars in cities in other countries, go through their menu, and pick out what I would eat or drink at that location.” – u/-eDgAR-
Mmm, croissants from Paris!
The flea
When this Redditor was a kid, their parents would drown the fleas that they found on their cat. Since this bothered the Redditor, they would save the flea and put it back on the cat, telling it, “return to base.”
The pre-planned conversations
“I pre-plan conversations with people in my head, and when I happen to talk to those people and the conversation doesn’t go like how I wanted it to, I panic.” Some might call this social anxiety!
The lists
“I make lists and notebooks regarding my life. About everything. They will be hundreds of pages and color coded, tabbed, chronological, and be organized down to 15 minute marks. It’s oddly comforting.” – u/blue_raspberry_jello
The dating profile
“I sign up for online dating sites without making a real profile, look at everyone in my area, read about them, and picture if we got together, how we’d meet, interact, create a life together. Never actually talk or anything, just imagine. I sound like a creeper, but it’s really not as bad as it sounds.” – u/ded2sin
The obsession
This Redditor likes to obsessively learn about something. For instance, they will spend 11 hours straight reading about Roman military tactics. This leads to them lying when someone asks what they did over the weekend.
The disaster
“I usually fall asleep imagining that I am in some horrific situation. Trapped in a car wreck, trapped under a collapsed building, or in an air plane crash. It’s oddly soothing and helps me sleep.” – u/nastybacon
The weather report
“I look at the weather in randomly chosen places that have nothing to do with me. I have been monitoring the weather in Antarctica and in komsomolsk-na-amure Russia for a few weeks now. I then look up the city to learn about it.” – u/the_argonath
The thumb sucker
While the majority of us stopped sucking our thumbs as kids, this Redditor still does it. It’s caused some noticeable damage to their thumb, but they can’t stop doing it. It’s too comforting.
The internet stalker
“I found my fiancées ex gf on instagram, then found her current bf and through a web of stalking found the current bf’s parents and I stalk them all on Facebook/IG. It’s horrible and creepy but I can’t stop.” – u/Jay_Mac_1982
The morbid thoughts
“I think of really morbid things for brief seconds. For example, when I’m in the passenger seat and someone is driving, I think, ‘How easy would it be just to grab the steering wheel and push us into oncoming traffic…?’ Then I feel a bit concerned for ever thinking that.” – u/deleted
The Google Maps
It’s hard to tell if this next one is sweet or creepy… the Redditor goes on Google Maps and stands outside of the house of the girl he likes. Is there Google Maps police she can call?
The “O” face
“I imagine the orgasm-face of every single person I meet for the first time. Doesn’t matter male or female, that’s the first thing I see. It actually helps put me at ease.” – u/StickleyMan
H/T: Reddit
