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20 Times The World Kept Us On Our Toes, Be It Through Humor Or Just By Being Weird

You need to stay frosty in this world of ours, there can be all sorts of weird and wonderful things going on around you at any moment!

With this in mind, from people who found livestock where there shouldn't have been livestock to individuals who got their train delayed by the weirdest things, here are 20 times the world kept us on our toes, be it through humor or just by being weird.

"Quiet please, the Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping."

And you know how the old expression goes, never wake a sleeping Lemon Raspberry Loaf! They will cry and cry and cry until you have no option but to devour them whole.

"I looked over, and my cat was doing the same thing as the curtain."

Now they need to get an even bigger shower curtain with this picture on it so that the cat can once again hide behind that curtain!

Why Has That Baby Got A Severed Hand?!

The person who posted this explained:

"Never thought I would find a legitimate use for the fake practice hand I had from cosmetology school years ago until the day my infant son got sick and refused to sleep unless he was holding my finger."

"Sign tonight at Waffle House in Blue Ridge."

What kind of person is trying to get a meal at Waffle House before 9pm anyway? I always thought that Waffle House was only to be consumed when you were pretty damn drunk, like this cook.

I Am Struggling To Find The Words To Describe This...

Someone really needs to fix this. It was suggested by someone that they may need to turn the building off and on, failing that they may need to reinstall windows.

"None of the floors in the hotel I am staying at have the number 4 in them."

Thankfully, someone did point out, "No 4, 13, 14, 24, or 34. In China the number four is considered unlucky because it sounds a lot like the word for 'death.'"

"Check out this newly built basket court in a school yard."

I love that this exists. I mean, there are some things that just make you feel better about your own common sense, and this is definitely one of those things!

"Oh the irony."

Well, they really should have thought about that placement. There is a whole host of jokes that can be made here, and I think that I will let you just shout your own at the screen.

"Wow, the kid's zone sure looks like a blast!"

"Do you not think that the kids might want something a little more to entertain them?"

"They've got a chair damn it, what more could they need?!"

"Some toys?"

"They have their imaginations damn it!"

"There was a straight up 4 oz chunk of Doritos seasoning in the bag."

My God, can you imagine how intense it would be to bite right into that monstrosity. It is bringing tears to my eyes just thinking about it.

"Just some casual wartime bomb delays, nothing weird to be seen here whatsoever."

One person did add, "Definitely unusual, but not unheard of. 76 yrs after the war, 80 after the major bombing raids, and we're still finding unexploded bombs. I appreciate that they gave as much information as they had, it (usually) reduces complaints."

"My wife eats apples from the bottom… And that includes the core."

Eating the core is pretty weird on its own, but this person's wife is taking apple eating to new realms of insanity. Who taught her to do this?

"This tree inside of a 7 Eleven."

It looks more as though the 7 Eleven is built around the tree, not the other way around! That tree was definitely there first, good on them for finding a way to accommodate it!

"The return note on this box of LEGO."

I thought that this was one of the most commonly-known thing about Lego, that is comes in many little pieces. Are they really going to destroy this perfectly good Lego set, all because someone out there is a donut?

"It is as accurate as can be!"

I think that the people who made this book should think about making this the actual cover. There is nothing quite as honest as this. I wonder what would be covering the teenage years edition?

"The printed lines on this stress ball do not line up with the textured lines."

Perhaps the thought behind this is that anyone holding this will forget what they were previously angry at and instead focus their rage on this mildly annoying stress ball?

"My partner left potato chip crumbs in the sink last night, so I sent him this clear message."

I like what they have done here, but having to touch those soggy pieces of potato chips would be a non-starter for me I'm afraid.

"Went to get Starbucks this morning and saw that they had turkey on the menu."

The alarm right behind that turkey's head meant that a lot of people thought that this turkey was wearing a little tiny football helmet. Damn, I would love to see a turkey wearing a football helmet.

"Decomposing jean pants I found on the job yesterday."

Looks like you found yourself a free pair of jeans, what a steal! I never find things like this! They look like they would just need a bit of a clean and then they'd be ready to wear!

"That one time I got home work and Arnold was filming a movie in my alley."

All that I have in the alley next to my flat is about a hundred cats who scream throughout the night. What I would give to trade them all for one Arnie.

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