Even when you think that you have seen everything in this world, the world can still find ways to surprise you…often in very strange and sometimes annoying ways that is.
Bearing this in mind, please enjoy these 20 people who should have expected the unexpected , featuring the likes of people who got the strangest sunburn and a man who got the worst scorpion sting imaginable.
“My dog ate my wallet, so I got a new wallet with a picture of my dog eating my wallet.”
I feel like this is just asking for your dog to now eat this wallet as well; I don’t see much regret on its face!
“Mould killer in my bathroom is itself mouldy. I hate this flat so much…”
Looks like the mould in your flat has attacked you at the source of your defences, that’s some wily mould!
“This git crawled in my shorts and stung my balls. Hands down the most painful experience of my life.”
Well, I don’t think that I will be able to wear shorts without thinking about this for the foreseeable future.
“Cars after freezing rain in Vladivostok, Russia.”
Of course there is something called “freezing rain,” how could there not be? One individual also asked, “If you leave your bicycle out in that weather, does it turn into a bisicle?”
“Picked mangoes from a neighbor’s tree and then touched my face. APPARENTLY mango tree sap is very toxic and will burn your skin.”
I had no idea that mangoes could be so dangerous, which sounds like the title of a really weird autobiography.
“Manager’s last day at work. Another manager doesn’t want them to leave.”
You should always be prepared to have your car wrapped in cling film…is a sentence that I never thought I would have to say.
“Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset that people drink beer in their town.”
Never underestimate how stupid some people can be. This is like moving onto a farm and then complaining about the smell of animals.
“Only in Texas.”
They are mobile and ordering, so I don’t see what the big deal is? I wonder if this McDonald’s does anything for the horse, maybe some McHay?
“My younger siblings destroyed my final from high school fine arts class.”
I’ve heard of arms being ripped but this is something else! Seriously though, I cannot imagine how angry I would be in their position.
“I think this stick figure is acting a little TOO nonchalant for my tastes.”
Yeah that stick figure looks far too suspicious, time to call the stick-figure police in to question him.
“This logo of a bird also looks like a character wearing a hat puking.”
Inadvertently making your logo to look like a man projectile vomiting, eh? Well, I’ve been there!
“This is not vitamin D, it’s an emoji on a bottle of magnesium.”
You really don’t want to be mixing up those two things either. This is some devious marketing!
Good To Know, I Guess.
I mean, I know that this might seem like a strange notion to some people, but I can absolutely see this being what really happens…and I don’t know why.
“Does what it says on the tin.”
The material that is inside of this truck actually has more substance than most political promises.
“I’m a police officer, are you okay? Let me help you with that!”
Mmmm, nothing like a nice warm, smashed, tarmac beer to quench your thirst!
“10-year-old’s letter to herself, for a time capsule to be opened at high school graduation.”
In fairness, she isn’t wrong! Also, what is with the upside down “t” in that insane font?
“Written in my college’s toilet.”
This strikes me as the sort of thing that the person who wrote this has spent an unsettling amount of time thinking about.
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“My husband ordered a used laptop and it arrived completely packed in little paper cranes.”
I cannot imagine how long it must take for them to make all of these before sending out every package!
“Thought I bought forks.”
I don’t understand how you made such a mistake. I mean, it’s not like there was a picture of a fork on there or anything!
“Working an outdoor vaccine clinic. Didn’t think about sunscreen… Now I have a mask-shaped sunburn, but only on half my face.”
That is going to be one incredibly hard tan line to balance out again! I do not envy you that task.
