However, we allllllll know these moments are not what has kept fans glued to their TV screens every Sunday night, boo boo.
Specifically, we're here to see what the HELL went down the night KoKo found out about sister Kylie's BFF Jordyn Woods hooking up with her man Tristan Thompson.
They even politely ignored each other the entire time at True's first birthday.
I would argue it propelled her career forward, especially when people took her side after her Red Table Talk interview.
In a dramatic mid-season trailer released yesterday, we finally got a behind the scenes look at what happened the day Khloé found out about Jordyn and Tristan.
UM let's take a look at Khloé's face right now. TO ME, she's not looking very happy MALIKA, lol.
THE DRAMA IS PALPABLE.
We hear in the background someone describing the night, saying "her legs were between his legs," most likely referring to how Jordyn described her cozying up with Tristan during her Red Table Talk.
KoKo then nuzzles her head into her couch.
I hope one day I too can cry into a cloth napkin in front of my Birken bag.
We then see Kylie say "she f**ked up."
Ugh, is your heart breaking too???
CHILLS every time!
"This is not just a TV show, like this is my life" Khloé concludes.
You can watch the full trailer at the end of this article.
Khloé and Tristan began dating back in August 2016 . The two made headlines after rumors began swirling that Tristan had cheated on his previous girlfriend and mother of his first child with KoKo, but whatever.
"Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do!" she wrote. "Thank you for treating me like a Queen!
She concluded, "You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned!"
Suuuuper cute and classy, eh?
Sis was really trying to make ish work, which is what makes what happened next even more devastating.
Jordyn Woods who has been kicking it with Kylie for nearly a decade. Jordyn Woods that LIVED with Kylie. Jordyn Woods who MODELED for Khloé's Good American jean company.
Yeah, that Jordyn Woods.
Apparently, the two were spotted making out all night before Jordyn left the next morning.
Her biggest regret? Not telling Khloé right away, "I hurt so many more people by not telling the truth" said Jordyn.
"Why are you lying @jordynwoods???" she wrote.
She maintained she was dealing with Tristan privately.
This is essentially where we left off, with DEAD SILENCE from Kylie — until just now.