First dates can be weird. Second dates, well, they can also be weird. Let’s all agree and just decide that dating—it’s weird . No matter how many times we do it or how many people we go on dates with, there are always people who surprise us with how strange and weird they can truly be. We all have some stories we can tell from our lifetime of “playing the field” and, maybe you ended up going on a date with one of these men who did really strange things in their dating history.
This guy who ate his date’s dinner.
Going to the bathroom on a date is standard, especially if you’re out for dinner or drinks. The last thing you ever expect is that when you come back from the table, your date will eat your entire dinner. Apparently, this guy got extra hungry.
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Way to break the ice.
Going to the aquarium sounds romantic at first—who doesn’t want to look at a bunch of adorable sea creatures? Unless, of course, you are this guy who really, really does not like fish. This guy apparently thinks fish are so “stupid” that he had to make sure his date knew immediately.
The romance is alive and well.
Going shooting is a date for many people—some people truly do love going to shooting ranges and shooting at targets. However, the one date no one wants to go on is a dark alleyway to shoot at rats. Or, you know, the city dump .
He ate chewed food…out of his hand.
This Twitter user, who clearly used this to her advantage for her Twitter name, went on a date with a guy who apparently likes to eat food that has “already been chewed.” She said she had eaten a piece of food she didn’t like, so he asked her to spit it into his hand, and then, he ate it.
Someone is a boob guy.
Some guys are boob guys and some guys are butt guys—everyone has their preference. But, this guy clearly had to make it known on their first date by making a test of 100 questions asking if he could touch his date’s boobs. On their first date.
This is a strange surprise.
When on a date , this Twitter user had to use the bathroom and her date had offered to pack up her food for her to go. She had wings and fries, but when she got home, she was left with just one wing, the celery and carrots, and her date’s chewed-up lemon from his drink. Why? He clearly ate all of her food while she was gone!
Her legs work just fine.
Some people like to abide by some of the old school rules of dating, like sweeping a girl off of her feet or even walking her to her door after a date. But, this guy clearly combined two of the “old school” rules, as he picked her up out of the car and walked her to her door—by carrying her.
That was expensive!
Women spend a lot of time on their makeup and hair before a date. We all want to look our absolute best. Apparently, not all guys believe us and understand that we use makeup very well—so well, they don’t even realize it’s makeup. So much so that this guy totally wiped off this girl’s eyebrow pencil —in public!
Weird kink, but okay.
Some people truly do have weird kinks and things that they are into. However, most of the time, people don’t reveal this until well into a relationship—or, a few dates in at least. One person shared that on a first date, they had gone back to her date’s apartment only for him to ask her. to “get into the oven” because it’s a “kink of his.” Red flag.
What is with men eating women’s food?!?
This woman who was apparently recovering from something that required her to use a cane and couldn’t cook on her own went on a date with a guy and packed her full leftovers in a box to eat the next day. Clearly, not being able to cook, she needed that meal. When she came back from the bathroom, they were gone . Why?
“The food was so good so I had more.”
So he outed himself.
The one thing everyone wants to stay away from is a toxic person. When the red flags begin waving, we don’t want to run towards them, but away from them. Clearly, asking what “gaslighting is” and then following up with, “my mom and my ex say I do it all the time” is the biggest red flag one can have.
Just rude.
When you pick a place to eat on a date, always take your date into consideration. This guy knew his date was a vegan, but he still took her to a steakhouse and ordered food for them both. Clearly, she wasn’t going to eat the steak, dude.
I’m vomiting.
I have seen a lot of weird things in my day, but this Twitter user takes the cake for disgusting dates. The guy apparently continued to “spit into his hands” like lotion to “moisturize them.” And, then he proceeded to try and feed her.
Just a real winner.
This guy really seems to have a messy situation going on. Not only was he running late for his date, but he was covered in sweat and in his work uniform. But, he also let it slip he was couch surfing and dating someone else, too. What goes on?
