Wife Believes Her B*tthole is a SECOND MOUTH in Jaw-Dropping Hygiene Dispute 😲🍑

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🚨 Buckle up, folks! We've got a wild one for you today. 🚨 Meet our protagonist, a man whose wife has taken the hippie lifestyle to a whole new level. 🌿 From olive oil facials to sun-kissed a--holes, this story has it all! 😱 But the real kicker? The introduction of the infamous "hiney cloth." 🧺 Will our hero stand his ground against this unconventional wiping method, or will he succumb to the pressure of his wife's natural obsession? 🤔 Let's dive in and find out! 👀

🌿 Hippie Wife's Natural Obsession 🌿

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🍃 Organic Everything, But No Biggie... Right? 🍃

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💉 As Long as Modern Medicine is Still a Priority 💉

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🍑 The Asshole is Like the Mouth?! 😱

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🧴 Olive Oil Cleansing Down Under 🧴

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🧺 Introducing the "Hiney Cloth" 🧺

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🧻 The Great Toilet Paper Debate 🧻

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🚫 Putting My Foot Down on the Hiney Cloth 🚫

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💩 Too Much Poop in the Washing Machine 💩

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🍑≠👄 "Your Butthole is Not Your Mouth!" 🍑≠👄

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🤷‍♂️ Am I Being Unreasonable? 🤷‍♂️

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🤔 I Can't Be Crazy... Right? 🤔

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🍑 The Great Hiney Cloth Showdown 🧺

In this hilarious tale of natural living gone too far, our protagonist finds himself at odds with his wife's latest obsession: the "hiney cloth." 🧺 Despite her insistence on organic everything and unconventional personal hygiene practices, he draws the line at using old cotton rags to wipe his behind. 🚫 The conflict escalates when their 5-year-old daughter is forced to use the hiney cloth, leading to a heated exchange about buttholes and mouths. 🍑≠👄 Will our hero stand his ground, or will he be forced to embrace the hiney cloth lifestyle? 🤔 The internet has some thoughts on this one, and they're not holding back! 😂

Bidet hose and natural soap suggested for cleaner hygiene 🚿

curmudgeonchief | curmudgeonchief

Vaginal hygiene debate takes unexpected turn with olive oil suggestion.

aclockworksmorange | aclockworksmorange

Bidet suggestion for hygiene dilemma sparks armchair diagnosis discussion

nangsaomaew | nangsaomaew

Bidet suggestion and ass hair grooming advice for hygiene dispute 😲🍑

Fathawg | Fathawg

Bidet and therapy needed according to empathetic commenter.

allabouttheUke | allabouttheUke

Red flags and cautionary advice for dealing with delusional wife.

discoveringinterests | discoveringinterests

Bidet enthusiasts unite! NTA for not using 'inefficient' cloth 🚽

rilesep | rilesep

Hippie-ass hygiene issues causing sex life problems, NTA suggests help needed 🙈

CRACK_IN_MY_ASS | CRACK_IN_MY_ASS

Using a 'hiney cloth' is insane! Get a bidet and organic paper. NTA.

GoldenGrlz | GoldenGrlz

Organic toilet paper or bidet? NTA's hygiene advice debated.

Winniezepoohscroptop | Winniezepoohscroptop

Bidet might solve hygiene dispute over cloths for cleaning b*tthole

jencul | jencul

Respect her choice, but she can't force it on you. 💪

JTbazillion | JTbazillion

Bidet might be a better idea than vodka soaked tampons 😬

marheena | marheena

NTA commenter thinks olive oil and washcloths are too far.

Numb3r3dDays | Numb3r3dDays

A man's humorous response to a bizarre hygiene dispute.

cornphobia | cornphobia

Red flag about wife's hygiene practice and potential anti-vax beliefs.

llamamama08 | llamamama08

User questions wife's hygiene beliefs, warns against dangerous practices.

KarenEiffel | KarenEiffel

Hygiene advice met with shock and disgust 🤯

Exact_Lab | Exact_Lab

Bidet suggestion for wife's hygiene; avoid olive oil acne issues.

SourNotesRockHardAbs | SourNotesRockHardAbs

Encouraging seeking professional help for wife's hygiene obsession. 🧼💁‍♂️

iambrooketho | iambrooketho

Not washing properly is one thing, but spreading fecal matter 🤢

alyssa413 | alyssa413

Concerned commenter suggests psychiatric help for hygiene dispute.

LifeofKiwis | LifeofKiwis

Eco-friendly diaper wipes advice + NTA support 🙌

teacherboymom3 | teacherboymom3

Hygiene debate sparks hilarious NTA comment about bum wiping 😂

ImmunocompromisedAle | ImmunocompromisedAle

Concerned commenter warns about potential cult mommy group and extreme behavior

arieljoc | arieljoc

Natural soaps are okay but not shitrags in the washer. 🤯

MistressSatan | MistressSatan

A commenter criticizes a woman's hygiene beliefs as 'batshit'

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Concerned commenter suggests therapy for wife's hygiene beliefs.

Fawkes-y | Fawkes-y

Hygiene dispute turns gross, olive oil cleanse on vagina? NTA.

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Reusable TP is a thing? Olive oil down there? NTA

fuggleruggler | fuggleruggler

Belief in toxins harms family hygiene. Olive oil isn't soap. NTA.

monkeys_typewriter | monkeys_typewriter

NTA, but watch your diet! 🌱

catastrophized | catastrophized

Husband seeks advice on wife's bizarre hygiene and child-rearing habits 😬

gulwver | gulwver

Using a bidet makes the most sense here. NTA.

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Bidet needed to prevent b*tthole-misconceptions, but be polite.

sexyweedlord | sexyweedlord

User defends OP's right to veto wife's hygiene choices. 💪

n8673219 | n8673219

Using paper is recent, bidet is healthy choice, but rags are bad 🚽

notalapcataboobcat | notalapcataboobcat

Toxic hygiene dispute causing daughter to be brainwashed by wife. NTA.

annabananafin | annabananafin

Concerned commenter suggests wife needs professional help in hygiene dispute 😐

Daedalus234 | Daedalus234

A Reddit user wins with a hilarious comment 🤣

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Using olive oil around genitals is bad, but sunning a**hole is weirder.

PopCornTea_ | PopCornTea_

NTA, but hope 5-year-old isn't cleaning mom's vagina with olive oil 😳

River_Song47 | River_Song47

South Park reference brings humor to bizarre hygiene dispute. NTA.

summerflowers1993 | summerflowers1993

Olive oil on her vagina? 🤢 Hygiene dispute gets NTA support

treasurehunter77 | treasurehunter77

Hygiene concerns arise in discussion about wife's unique methods 😱

clarkycat8998 | clarkycat8998

Communication is key! 💬💍 Try a bidet solution 🚽👍

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Olive oil soap for down there? 🤔 Bidet as middle ground 🚽

N3rdProbl3ms | N3rdProbl3ms

Concerned comment suggests therapy and OBGYN for wife's issues. 😱

MissFortunateOne | MissFortunateOne

A spicy comment on hygiene with a touch of sarcasm 😏

RIP-Tom-Petty | RIP-Tom-Petty

Bidets > 'Family Cloth'. NTA, but add fiber for cleanliness.

evnthlosrsgtlcky | evnthlosrsgtlcky

Putting olive oil on genitals is unhygienic. Worry for wife's well-being. NTA

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Choose your own bottom cleaning adventure! NTA wins.

AnUnexpectedUnicorn | AnUnexpectedUnicorn

Using your b\*tthole as a second mouth? NTA for refusing.

SugarFries | SugarFries

Bidet and separate washing machine suggested for hygiene dispute 😷

Dixonis | Dixonis

Reusable toilet cloth? No thanks! NTA for declining.

RedNeko | RedNeko

Using tissues or paper towels as toilet paper is reasonable. NTA.

EyesOfEnder | EyesOfEnder

NTA comment suggests a clever solution to hygiene dispute 💩

ISeeTheFnords | ISeeTheFnords

Bidet recommended for hygiene dispute involving poop rags. NTA stance.

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Hygiene dispute sparks debate over toilet paper and wipes 🚽

andreab650 | andreab650

Empathetic comment highlights potential underlying issue with humorous twist 😆

Jupiter1610 | Jupiter1610

User defends husband in hygiene dispute; criticizes wife's behavior.

666POD | 666POD

Parent worried hygiene dispute will make kid a target at school

AuntieSurprisePants | AuntieSurprisePants

Wife believes b*tthole is a second mouth, husband calls out foolishness.

CainnicOrel | CainnicOrel

NTTA: Not the tanned a-hole. Support Mom's hippie kick.

crowmagnuman | crowmagnuman

Not the a**hole, but maybe add some veggies 🥦

YeahLikeTheGroundhog | YeahLikeTheGroundhog

Let your kid wipe however they're comfortable. NTA!

science_vs_romance | science_vs_romance

NTA questions potential health hazard of olive oil hygiene method.

lavode727 | lavode727

NTA, but apologize for snapping. Have respectful talk and suggest doctor.

Mady134 | Mady134

Olive oil and caked assholes? Nope, gross just gross 🤮

FizzyDragonfruit | FizzyDragonfruit

NTA suggests bidet for wife's hygiene, raises child safety concerns 😲🍑

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