🌈 Buckle up, folks! This story is a wild ride through the world of lockdown struggles, straight vs. gay couple dynamics, and the ever-present "missing the D" jokes. 😅 As a happily married woman in a same-sex relationship, our protagonist finds herself navigating the treacherous waters of Zoom calls and text messages with her straight friends who just can't seem to stop obsessing over the almighty penis. 🍆 Get ready for some witty banter, awkward moments, and a whole lot of drama! 🍿
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🌈 Lockdown Struggles: Straight vs. Gay Couples 🔒
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😏 Straight Friends Can't Stop Joking About Missing the D 🍆
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🙄 Batting Back with Witty Comebacks
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😷 Lockdown Hits Straight Couples Harder
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🤐 Keeping Quiet and Sympathizing
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💻 Zoom Call Turns into Husband Complaints
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🤨 Friend Questions Our Equal Partnership
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😬 Awkward Moment: Friend Implies Wife's Work is More Important
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👩👩👧👦 My Wife Puts Kids First, Friend Takes it Personally
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😅 Agreeing to Avoid Conflict
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🍆 The Inevitable "Missing the D" Joke Strikes Again
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😂 Friends Laugh, One Suggests Getting a Wife with a Penis
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📱 Texts Fly: Friend Claims to be in a Fragile Place
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🏳️🌈 Accused of Evangelizing Lesbianism
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🤔 AITA for Standing Up for Myself?
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😱 Straight Friend Accuses Bi Woman of Evangelizing Lesbianism After D Joke Goes Wrong! 🌈🍆
Well, well, well... looks like our straight friend couldn't handle a taste of her own medicine! 💊 After constantly joking about our protagonist missing the D, she finally clapped back with a witty retort about having plenty of D at home without the baggage of a man attached. 😂 Apparently, that was too much for Little Miss Fragile, who stormed off the call and started accusing our girl of evangelizing lesbianism! 🙄 The internet had a field day with this one, so let's dive into the juiciest responses and see what the masses have to say about this D-rama! 🍿🔥
Pushing back against biphobia in a witty way 👏
greenmilk79 | greenmilk79
NTA, friends' jokes about 'missing the D' are disrespectful and annoying 👎
Edhie421 | Edhie421
Friend defends PhD wife against inappropriate 'missing the D' joke.
Evil_SugarCookie | Evil_SugarCookie
NTA shuts down friend's double standard on domestic work.
CozyCozyCozyCat | CozyCozyCozyCat
NTA shuts down negative 'friend' suggesting a positive outlook 😊
MissMurderpants | MissMurderpants
NTA. Comment invalidates relationship. Girlfriend relates w/ advanced degrees confusion.
slamminotsalami | slamminotsalami
Setting boundaries is important. NTA for pushing back.
gator3246 | gator3246
NTA fires back at bashing and mutes fragile friend 💯
An_Awkward_Owl | An_Awkward_Owl
Standing up to micro-aggressions is a NTA power move 💪
firehawk349 | firehawk349
Empathetic comment about relationship dynamics with a cooking metaphor 👨🏻👩🏻🍳
gia_sesshoumaru | gia_sesshoumaru
Supportive comment on relationship and sex positivity 👏
ReinaDulce | ReinaDulce
Lesbian shuts down 'missing the D' jokes with humor 👏
rockybaby_ | rockybaby_
Bi erasure and biphobia called out with a dash of humor 👏
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Supportive reply to NTA who stood up for their relationship 👏
eelhugs | eelhugs
NTA shuts down projection and insecurity behind putting others down.
CopsaLau | CopsaLau
Redditor points out ESH situation in missing the D post.
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Setting boundaries is important, and mind-reading isn't necessary. 💯
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When success ruins friendships. NTA but it happens.
Anon02450 | Anon02450
Supportive comment shuts down toxic friend's hate 👏
alex_of_all | alex_of_all
Setting boundaries is important, NTA handled it well. 👍
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NTA. Commenter praises OP's equitable partnership and criticizes friends' biphobia.
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Woman shuts down uterus comments with epic response 👏
MrsChuckLiddell1011 | MrsChuckLiddell1011
Supportive comment from a husband with a unique marriage 👭👨👦👨👦 and baby 👶🏻
JJSwagger | JJSwagger
Woman shuts down 'missing the D' jokes with epic response 👏
Readingreddit12345 | Readingreddit12345
Support for standing up against subtle homo/biphobia in jokes. 👍
Richie3953 | Richie3953
Shutting down trashy friends who make bi-phobic jokes 🔥
just-a-gay-chandler | just-a-gay-chandler
User calls out sexism and bad partners in comments. YTA.
Zombiethrowawaygo | Zombiethrowawaygo
Fairness only goes so far, but taking the high road matters 👍
IncompetentFrog | IncompetentFrog
Biphobic friends meet their match with dark sexual humor 💪
PaperOperator | PaperOperator
Bisexual woman supports PhD wife's clapback against belittling friend 👏
ArtilliaTheHun622 | ArtilliaTheHun622
Choosing to be a better friend is better than being right 👍
Awaiyawa | Awaiyawa
Friend projecting insecurity about relationship onto OP for having healthier one 😕
Hella_Potato | Hella_Potato
Friends' obsession with vagina is suspect, NTA shuts them down 👏
CheesecakeStirFry | CheesecakeStirFry
Standing up against biphobia and toxic friends is empowering 💪
koyfysh | koyfysh
NTA shuts down 'missing the D' jokes, calls out relationship issues 👏
laced-and-dangerous | laced-and-dangerous
Why make 'missing the D' jokes? NTA shuts it down.
SnooPeppers1641 | SnooPeppers1641
NTA defends wife's reaction to inappropriate joke with grace 👏
psygaud | psygaud
Biphobia shut down in most epic way 👏
Ohmalley-thealliecat | Ohmalley-thealliecat
NTA. Heteronormative gender norms are bs, fellas should be *dynamite* 💪
gillandred | gillandred
NTA comment defends the PhD wife and suggests dropping 'miss the D' jokes.
thezbrooke | thezbrooke
Calling out a jokester in the most epic way 💯
suss2it | suss2it
NTA shuts down 'lesbian' joke with epic clapback 😩
lesbiven | lesbiven
Supportive comment applauds PhD wife's relationship and work ethics 👏
shades-of-gray312 | shades-of-gray312
Standing up against biphobia and transphobia. NTA 👏
Ferret_Brain | Ferret_Brain
Playful reply defends jokester's right to joke without malice.
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Projection much? Commenter defends PhD wife against unwarranted jokes.
ModsCanLickMyBallz | ModsCanLickMyBallz
Domestic frustration or not, NTA for shutting down jokes 👏
Prysorra2 | Prysorra2
Friend tries to make herself feel better, gets shut down 👏
Octopus-Pants | Octopus-Pants
User defends 'missing the D' joke, but misses the point
Stella430 | Stella430
Friendship or not, her behavior was unacceptable. NTA 👏
ShadowCatHunter | ShadowCatHunter
Homophobia accusation in response to NTA comment
Bubbilility | Bubbilility
NTA: Friend invalidating marriage with 'missing the D' jokes 😑
SDJericho | SDJericho
Setting boundaries with friends over disrespectful jokes. 👏
EpitaFelis | EpitaFelis
NTA shuts down homophobic and biphobic comments in friendship banter 👏
TheDwiin | TheDwiin
Lesbian shuts down 'missing the D' jokes, NTA wins.
gayburgergal | gayburgergal
NTA, but be careful not to generalize all men negatively.
WonDahMan | WonDahMan
Heterosexual comment applauds PhD wife shutting down missing D jokes 👏
Hippofuzz | Hippofuzz
Unpopular opinion: YTA for pushing the 'D' jokes. ESH now.
saturnsqsoul | saturnsqsoul
Defending oneself and SO from unwarranted 'criticism' 💪
Th4tRedditorII | Th4tRedditorII
User calls out missing the 'D' jokes and toxic masculinity.
CackleberryOmelettes | CackleberryOmelettes
Bisexual erasure is not a joke. Shut it down! 👏
clumsybartender | clumsybartender
Biphobia is rampant. Bi-folks face so many intrusive questions. NTA.
CaptainLollygag | CaptainLollygag
OP's secure response shuts down homophobic 'joke'. 💯
IAmAllOfTheSith | IAmAllOfTheSith
Calling out generalized insults with a dose of humor 😂
Canyonbreeze81 | Canyonbreeze81
NTA friend may be jealous and resentful of husband's behavior 😐
sageflower1855 | sageflower1855
Repetitive jokes aren't funny, says PhD wife 😑
Smarre101 | Smarre101
NTA. Relationship work is not reliant on genitalia. 👏
B0B_Spldbckwrds | B0B_Spldbckwrds
NTA shuts down 'missing the D' joke with epic response 👏
Unsolicitedadvice13 | Unsolicitedadvice13
NTA shuts down homophobic jokes and promotes healthy relationships 🏳️🌈❤️
lokisfatpussy | lokisfatpussy
The commenter defends the husband's response to an inappropriate joke.
rougarousmooch | rougarousmooch
Defending your partner and calling out sexist jokes is important! 👏
oozeneutral | oozeneutral
Friend makes 'missing the D' joke, gets called out for hypocrisy 👏
LizzyrdCE | LizzyrdCE
NTA shuts down friend's double standard with logical response 💪
Caitmk | Caitmk
Friend won't drop 'missing the D' joke, NTA shuts her down 👏
StargazerTomura | StargazerTomura
Insightful comment on aggression and status in conflicts. 🤔
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