Husband Refuses Wife's Bizarre 'Hiney Cloth' 🍑💩 Request: Who's in the Wrong?

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Diply | Diply

In a world where organic and natural living is becoming increasingly popular, one husband finds himself at odds with his wife's latest bizarre request. The wife has become obsessed with all things natural and has even started sunning her 🍑 on their private roof deck. But when she insists on replacing toilet paper with 'hiney cloths' for the whole family, the husband finally puts his foot down. Let's dive into this 💩storm and see what's really going on!

Wife's Natural Obsession 🌿

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Organic Everything 🥦

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The 'Mouth' Theory 😳

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Olive Oil for Everything 🛀

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Enter the 'Hiney Cloth' 🍑💩

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Husband's Dilemma 🚽

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Daughter's Involvement 🧒

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Wife's Persistence 🤦‍♂️

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Daughter's Questions 🤔

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Husband Snaps 🤬

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Wife Thinks He's Unreasonable 🙄

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The Great Hiney Cloth Debate: Who's Right? 🍑💩

In a household divided by natural living, one husband is struggling to accept his wife's latest request: replacing toilet paper with 'hiney cloths.' Despite her persistence and their daughter's involvement, he's standing his ground, refusing to entertain the idea that the 🍑 is like the mouth. With tensions running high, it's time to turn to the internet for some much-needed perspective. Let's see what people have to say about this 💩tuation...

NTA but hygiene concerns raised. Bidet hose suggestion given.

curmudgeonchief | curmudgeonchief

Vaginal health takes center stage in comment section 🙌

aclockworksmorange | aclockworksmorange

Bidet suggestion shuts down bizarre 'hiney cloth' request. 🚽

nangsaomaew | nangsaomaew

Bidet and ass grooming suggestions for wife's 'hiney cloth' request.

Fathawg | Fathawg

Bidet and therapist recommended, but NTA for refusing request.

allabouttheUke | allabouttheUke

NTA commenter warns of dangers of extreme all-natural beliefs and advises gathering evidence of alternative medicine use.

discoveringinterests | discoveringinterests

Bidet enthusiast explains why 'hiney cloth' request is unreasonable. 💩

rilesep | rilesep

Husband's wife's hygiene issue is a red flag. NTA.


Bidet and organic TP are better alternatives than a hiney cloth. NTA.

GoldenGrlz | GoldenGrlz

Bidet or organic toilet paper may be a better option 💩

Winniezepoohscroptop | Winniezepoohscroptop

Bidet suggestion to avoid gross 'hiney cloth' dispute. 😷

jencul | jencul

Wife can choose, but can't force husband to use 'hiney cloth' 🙅‍♂️

JTbazillion | JTbazillion

Bidet suggestion as alternative to wife's bizarre request. 💩

marheena | marheena

NTA who needs a hiney cloth when you can get a bidet 😂

Numb3r3dDays | Numb3r3dDays

Man refuses wife's 'hiney cloth' request, calls it weird. NTA.

cornphobia | cornphobia

NTA. Wife's bizarre request may lead to rejecting modern medicine.

llamamama08 | llamamama08

Wife's 'hiney cloth' request raises concerns about her beliefs 🤔

KarenEiffel | KarenEiffel

User disgusted by wife's hygiene routine, suggests water-only approach.

Exact_Lab | Exact_Lab

NTA suggests getting a bidet and warns of potential issues.

SourNotesRockHardAbs | SourNotesRockHardAbs

NTA suggests wife needs professional help for bizarre request. 🤔

iambrooketho | iambrooketho

Hygiene concerns raised against 'Hiney Cloth' request. NTA.

alyssa413 | alyssa413

Concerned commenter suggests therapy for couple's extreme eco habits. NTA.

LifeofKiwis | LifeofKiwis

Using cloth wipes is eco-friendly, but not for everyone. NTA.

teacherboymom3 | teacherboymom3

Pee does not clean up poo 👍, NTA wins this one.

ImmunocompromisedAle | ImmunocompromisedAle

Concerned commenter warns of potential cult-like behavior and urges intervention.

arieljoc | arieljoc

Natural soaps are fine, but not putting shitrags in washer 😬

MistressSatan | MistressSatan

Wife's 'hiney cloth' request goes beyond regular hippie-dom, NTA.

PM_me_furry_boobs | PM_me_furry_boobs

Concerned commenter suggests therapy for wife's bizarre behavior.

Fawkes-y | Fawkes-y

NTA- Respectful disagreement over hygiene practices, but urine-soaked towel is extreme 🤯

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Reusable TP is a personal choice, but olive oil isn't safe 😬

fuggleruggler | fuggleruggler

NTA for refusing wife's unhygienic 'hiney cloth' request.

monkeys_typewriter | monkeys_typewriter

A helpful suggestion for a bizarre request, with a touch of humor.

catastrophized | catastrophized

Husband not wrong, but needs to talk to wife about behavior 👍

gulwver | gulwver

Bidet suggestion for wife's 'hiney cloth' request. Concerning behavior.

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User suggests bidet and expresses concern over wife's beliefs.

sexyweedlord | sexyweedlord

Wife's unreasonable demands and changes in life, NTA.

n8673219 | n8673219

Using random rags for hygiene is unhygienic, olive oil unnecessary 🤷‍♀️

notalapcataboobcat | notalapcataboobcat

Wife's 'hiney cloth' request creates toxic situation for daughter and husband

annabananafin | annabananafin

Wife's 'hiney cloth' request raises concerns for her mental health

Daedalus234 | Daedalus234

A comment expressing disbelief and admiration for the post.

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Organic products good, but not olive oil on genitals. Hiney cloth concerns.

PopCornTea_ | PopCornTea_

NTA, but concerned about child's involvement in wife's hygiene routine 🤔

River_Song47 | River_Song47

South Park reference brings humor and NTA judgement.

summerflowers1993 | summerflowers1993

NTA for refusing wife's dangerous 'hiney cloth' request.

treasurehunter77 | treasurehunter77

Concerned commenter suggests sensible alternatives for wife's unhygienic habits.

clarkycat8998 | clarkycat8998

Communication is key! 💬 Consider a bidet as a solution. 🚽

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Olive oil soap for down there? 🤔 Bidet as middle ground. NTA.

N3rdProbl3ms | N3rdProbl3ms

Blunt comment suggests therapy and OBGYN for wife's request 🤔

MissFortunateOne | MissFortunateOne

Yikes! A crude comment about hygiene with a touch of sarcasm.

RIP-Tom-Petty | RIP-Tom-Petty

Bidet is a better option, but NTA for refusing 'hiney cloth' 🙄

evnthlosrsgtlcky | evnthlosrsgtlcky

Using olive oil on genitals is unhygienic, NTA for refusing.

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Choose your own bottom-cleaning adventure. NTA wins.

AnUnexpectedUnicorn | AnUnexpectedUnicorn

Using a 'hiney cloth' is weird and unsanitary. NTA for refusing.

SugarFries | SugarFries

Bidet and separate washing machine suggested for 'hiney cloth' hygiene.

Dixonis | Dixonis

Reusable toilet paper? NTA, it's not for everyone 👍

RedNeko | RedNeko

Suggests using tissues to reason with wife, recommends seeking help 🙏

EyesOfEnder | EyesOfEnder

User suggests a solution to husband's toilet paper problem 💩

ISeeTheFnords | ISeeTheFnords

Bidet recommended instead of bizarre 'hiney cloth' for cleaning.

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Toilet paper vs. 'hiney cloth' debate: Who's right? 😏

andreab650 | andreab650

Concerned commenter suggests therapy for wife's bizarre request. 👨‍🟫

Jupiter1610 | Jupiter1610

Husband receives bizarre hygiene request from wife. Commenter advises.

666POD | 666POD

Parent expresses concern about daughter's hygiene and potential bullying.

AuntieSurprisePants | AuntieSurprisePants

Wife's 'hiney cloth' request denied, NTA for refusing.

CainnicOrel | CainnicOrel

NTTA suggests supporting wife's hippie kick while prioritizing child's health.

crowmagnuman | crowmagnuman

NTA commenter suggests a healthier diet for excessive wiping.

YeahLikeTheGroundhog | YeahLikeTheGroundhog

Using tp is fine, wife needs to prioritize child's health 🙏

science_vs_romance | science_vs_romance

NTA commenter expresses concern over wife's potential dangerous behavior.

lavode727 | lavode727

NTA but apologize for snapping. Discuss respectfully. Olive oil warning 🚨

Mady134 | Mady134

NTA, grainy odor caked assholes are for sure my line 🚫💩

FizzyDragonfruit | FizzyDragonfruit

NTA commenter warns about potential child neglect due to wife's obsession.

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